Big Rocket King Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 (edited) Hello fuckers lol.this thread is for all the people out there. In case you hadnt heard big rocket is an american idiot touring europe with his homies lol. so far we've been to spain, France, ireland slovekia and poland but I've spent the most time in germany. my view so far:: we flew to ireland and spent a few hours there before flying to france. we will be spending cuple of days touring ireland before flying back. france was okay but fucking boring and full of douchebags who i can't understand. it was too expensive and i didnt feel welcome. spain was awesome. got fucked up everynight and the chicks were hot. got laid more than once but that happens back home lol euro pussy. now lets talk about germany. i was disapointed. the chicks are fucking big and hairy and the black guys have tats all over their bodies. what the fuck? you can't see the ink on their skin. got fucked up on the german beer. i had no money in gerany for over a week because my fucking parents didnt send through the money. bummed cigs and candy from my friends but wanted to buy my own quality shit. lol i guess that will scare you all but yea i take candy. i can afford it lol i'm still coming down from the weekend. it sobers you up real quick when you suffer the drink overload lol Edited June 12, 2012 by Big Rocket King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Congratulations, your medal is on its way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Whats he talkin' about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rocket King Posted June 12, 2012 Author Share Posted June 12, 2012 (edited) best euro country for grade A candy? help please Edited June 12, 2012 by Big Rocket King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 It ain't about country, it's about dealers, you can get good Charlie anywhere, just don't buy off the street if you don't wannabe sniffin' 70% Canderel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rocket King Posted June 12, 2012 Author Share Posted June 12, 2012 (edited) "It ain't about country, it's about dealers, you can get good Charlie anywhere, just don't buy off the street if you don't wannabe sniffin' 70% Canderel."are you in a euro country? can you hook me up with candy? i'm going to most countries and know no one. travelling around this summer. Edited June 12, 2012 by Big Rocket King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 inb4 ban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rocket King Posted June 12, 2012 Author Share Posted June 12, 2012 (edited) changed as of now Edited June 12, 2012 by Big Rocket King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 (edited) are you in a euro country? can you hook me up? i'm going to most countries and know no one. travelling around this summer. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and hazard a guess and say that you've never done coke in your life, have you? I might be wrong but i got a pretty good feeling. Firstly, i've never heard of anybody in my over 12 years of doing coke that has ever used the phrase" take coke" Secondly, you're gonna walk blind with a shitload of cash up to some stranger from Europe to make a pick up? This is how i'm faaairly positive you've never done a line of sniff in your life. But if you're interested, directly across the road from the Shepherds Bush Empire there's a little green, like a park, right across from it. There's a bunch of Somalian lads that hang around there most late afternoons, very tall chaps, you won't miss em, go walk up to one of em and ask em for some Charlie Tell them how much you REALLY like black people and black culture, they'll think you're really really cool, watch. Edited June 12, 2012 by sugaraylen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicrawker Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 This is why American tourists get a bad rep.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 This is why American tourists get a bad rep..............Haha, you think he's actually on a trip? Dude is obviously some basement-dwelling returned banned member looking for some attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rocket King Posted June 12, 2012 Author Share Posted June 12, 2012 "I'm gonna go out on a limb here and hazard a guess and say that you've never done coke in your life, have you? I might be wrong but i got a pretty good feeling. Firstly, i've never heard of anybody in my over 12 years of doing coke that has ever used the phrase" take coke" Secondly, you're gonna walk blind with a shitload of cash up to some stranger from Europe to make a pick up? This is how i'm faaairly positive you've never done a line of sniff in your life."yeah you got one of the assumptions right and we've done pretty good so far given the sit but need some grade A candy soon. "But if you're interested, directly across the road from the Shepherds Bush Empire there's a little green, like a park, right across from it. There's a bunch of Somalian lads that hang around there most late afternoons, very tall chaps, you won't miss em, go walk up to one of em and ask em for some Charlie Tell them how much you REALLY like black people and black culture, they'll think you're really really cool, watch."yeah right whatever dude loloh the dude who thinks i'm gay is back lol you wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicrawker Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 (edited) This is why American tourists get a bad rep..............Haha, you think he's actually on a trip? Dude is obviously some basement-dwelling returned banned member looking for some attention.I hope you are right as comments like his make us look ignorant.......we are not all "ugly Americans" when we vacation abroad Edited June 12, 2012 by classicrawker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rocket King Posted June 12, 2012 Author Share Posted June 12, 2012 first gay and now ugly? jealousy is much uglier my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicrawker Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 (edited) "first gay and now ugly? jealousy is much uglier my friend.You have no idea what the term"ugly American" even means do you?....here is hint it has nothing to do with your looks.......From Wikipedia:Ugly American is a pejorative term used to refer to perceptions of loud, arrogant, demeaning, thoughtless and ethnocentric behavior of American citizens mainly abroad, but also at home.[2][3][4][5][6][7] Although the term is usually associated with or applied to travelers and tourists," Edited June 12, 2012 by classicrawker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 first gay and now ugly? jealousy is much uglier my friend.You have no idea what the term"ugly American" even means do you?....here is hint it has nothing to do with your looks.......http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ugly_American_(pejorative)Oh oh, i know this one!! Does it mean Marlon Brando? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicrawker Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 first gay and now ugly? jealousy is much uglier my friend.You have no idea what the term"ugly American" even means do you?....here is hint it has nothing to do with your looks.......http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ugly_American_(pejorative)Oh oh, i know this one!! Does it mean Marlon Brando? Don't know about that but he was a fine actor........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 You should check out the movie The Ugly American if you think so, it's really great, he's in it :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forsaken Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Hello fuckers lol.this thread is for all the people out there.Damn really, I thought you were about to make the thread for all of our pets out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Projected Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Big Rocket King, aren't you the gay guy who said he's leaving the forum for good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rocket King Posted June 12, 2012 Author Share Posted June 12, 2012 i was born with exceptional looks therefore i must be 'gay' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Projected Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Ahhh yeah, it IS you.Great to see you back, man. Hope you'll find the inner strength to make amends with yourself and accept who you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOUCOULDBEMINE. Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 (edited) Come to Holland, it's easy to get pretty much every drug. Quality shit as well. Edited June 12, 2012 by UcudBmine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I think he meant to call this thread "Travelling Tails" and it's an account of his tour of all the sleazy European bathhouses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOUCOULDBEMINE. Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Hahaha fy Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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