The Sandman Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 At the nightclub I used to go to when I was 17/18 me and my friends would find ourselves in fights pretty regularly. Not that we would go looking for them or anything, it's just that we were always completely hammered and the place was mostly full of bravado cunts who would start shit over the stupidest things. We never fucking won. Those cunts beat the shite out of us every single time. And it was never one on one... always just turned into a free for all brawl.I started MMA training when I was about 19 and haven't been in a fight since.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMTKa2aaiYMIs what I alway imagine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosaj Thing Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 (edited) I used to fight for no reason, I was a very complicated kid back in high school, I even had a fight with my teacher and knocked the shit out of him after the end of school year but now, I'm almost 24 years old and when a kid tries to fuck with me I'm like... "yeah... maybe another time okay?", smile and leave. I'm too lazy to fight, whenever I go out I just want to drink, laugh and fuck. Edited July 2, 2012 by pi2loc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyDeeds Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 At the nightclub I used to go to when I was 17/18 me and my friends would find ourselves in fights pretty regularly. Not that we would go looking for them or anything, it's just that we were always completely hammered and the place was mostly full of bravado cunts who would start shit over the stupidest things. We never fucking won. Those cunts beat the shite out of us every single time. And it was never one on one... always just turned into a free for all brawl.I started MMA training when I was about 19 and haven't been in a fight since.Gotta be at least a little frustrating/disappointing, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 (edited) The last time I was in a fight was nearly 25 years ago and it didn't go well. Since then the only time I've come close was one night after the clubs kicked out and we got into an argument with a bunch of guys while waiting for a taxi. There were about six or seven of them and maybe three of us if you don't count the girls so I told them to leave it alone and things got nasty. Basically I was drunk and not realising we that while this was going on everybody but my buddy Ben had ran away and left us. I tried to bullshit them by saying I was going to knock the ringleader the fuck out if he wanted to go for it. Was about then that I looked behind me and realised we were in big trouble. Anyway for some reason me losing the plot and telling the biggest fucker I was going to rip his nipples off seemed to make him forget that I was half his size and him and his mates outnumbered us three to one. I kept that up for about the next five minutes anyway until our taxi arrived , at which point I fucking legged it and literally dived into the back of the cab headfirst with six knuckle dragging neanderthals in hot pursuit after they'd finally realised what was going on. Luckiest escape of my life! Edited July 3, 2012 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 last fight i got into was 5 or 6 years ago with my brother it was a draw he bloodied my nose i gave him 2 black eyes lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I was sitting on this couch in a club. And this black guy and his girl were at this table. I glanced at them. And felt it was weird so looked back. Next thing knew was thrown across 3 tables of drinks. looked up his girl had sort of grabbed his legs and some people were holding him back. So I got up went into this diner area and this Indian guy came up to me saying he saw what happen. He hadn't cleaned his knife in ages did I want him to do him. I said no. Suppesly that guy had just out of prison and was edgy. His girl was saying don't do nothing. So I got my ass kicked in under 3 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacca Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Linguini Occurrence Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Only once, about two and a half years ago. I was in LAX snapping pictures of planes landing and taking off when I accidentally brushed up against a woman. Before I knew it, some dude came flying out of nowhere and knocked me down with a punch. Luckily for him a few guys pulled him away. :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Many many times. More times than i care to remember. One of the first times i ever got knocked out, like clean unconcious was in school once. This lad bought in a porno that he found in his Dads room so being the mature lad that i was i snatched and started running around the school grounds goin "i've got your porno, i've got your porno!" while he chased after me going "give it back, give it back, don't be a cunt!" and i'm running, holding this porno, watching him gaining on me from behind and i ran straight into this sixth former called Jarrod who just turned around and chinned me and knocked me proper the fuck out, like clean out. Bit mean of him, i was only 13 and he was like 17 but there you go, such is life. Karma maybe for nicking the kids porno and trying to make him look a prick?Another time i'm at school, had a really rough day and a bunch of the older lads are winding me up, calling me names and that, race related etc. Now i'm a kid and i can't do nothing so i just ignore it and go about going for the bus which is where i was going when one of em, who was a black lad said it too and THAT, that pissed me off. i probably wouldn't've responded in the way i did on any normal day but it was the end of the day and i was fed up and there's 6 guys there all taking the rise out of me and this black guy, a fuckin black guy chirps up to say some racist shit to me so i just went "look mate, my lot came here with passports, your lot came here in fuckin chains so i'd rather be a paki than a fuckin' n-igger" and he just kicked the fuckin shit out of me basically Deserved it i suppose but fuckin hell, i was again, 4 years younger than him, out-fuckin-numbered (not that i could've taken em on one on one anyway). The way i used to look at it is i don't mind the kicking, everyone gets a fuckin kicking some day but i at least want to've had something to say for myself, y'know? Another time this gyppo kid nicked my mates wallet in a pub and me and my mate, giving it the billy biggun followed him out having clocked him but didn't know we were being lured? So we go through this side alley thing y'know like the ones you get between semi detached houses that lead onto a pathway and leads across the whole streets back gardens? Well we followed him down there and there was fuckin 8 of these guys standing there, my mate just saw em and just as soon as they caught his eye just fuckin ran like fuck, grabbing my arm and yanking me with him and thats all i can fuckin remember, next thing i woke up on the floor of the fuckin alleyway and some bloke who lived in one of the houses had called the police thinking i was some pisshead spark out in the alley. Thats the least painful of the lot actually, at least until afterwards cuz i didn't feel a thing, last i remember i had just turned to run, presumably they caught me on the back of the head, the huge bump on it would certainly suggest so.Loads of others i could tell.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 1 win, 1 draw, 1 loss. I don't do fighting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzygirl Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 (edited) 1 win, 1 draw, 1 loss. I don't do fighting.Shitty statistics I've never been in a fight... or at least not in a physical fight. In the verbal ones I'm really good! B) Edited July 3, 2012 by izzygirl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OkCalculator Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 When I was 11 I got stabbed with scissors... I don't count that as a fight though. The kid was just crazy and I ran... and he caught me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 and i ran straight into this sixth former called JarrodUh-oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzygirl Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 When I was 11 I got stabbed with scissors... When I was 4 my brother stabbed me with a rake in one of my feet. And once he also burned me with a knife that he had put on the fire. But I still love him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Got into several playground fights, never won. They just go on and on until an adult stops it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelonious Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 The inability to resolve conflict without the use of violence is indicative of a weak mind. Many years ago, I resulted to violence... as a result of anger. And it cost me, and the person of my vengeance. But now, years later, I still have nightmares about that night.Listen, If you can talk it out, do that! If you can't, run as fast as you can. Once one's testosterone starts to wain, one recognizes the stupidity of their 20s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobodys_Fault Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 At the nightclub I used to go to when I was 17/18 me and my friends would find ourselves in fights pretty regularly. Not that we would go looking for them or anything, it's just that we were always completely hammered and the place was mostly full of bravado cunts who would start shit over the stupidest things. We never fucking won. Those cunts beat the shite out of us every single time. And it was never one on one... always just turned into a free for all brawl.I started MMA training when I was about 19 and haven't been in a fight since.Gotta be at least a little frustrating/disappointing, no? In a way, yeah. I do think MMA has given me a much cooler temperament though and is probably the reason I haven't been in a fight since. It used to be when I was in a fight situation the adrenaline would flow, the heart would start racing and I would just start slinging haymakers. Getting your ass handed to you week in, week out in the gym is a humbling experience. You get used to that sort of situation and the adrenaline dump doesn't kick in quite so much. I'd attribute a lot of it to Jiu-Jitsu especially as staying calm and controlling your heart rate is a fundamental part of it. Get mad on the mats and you'll be tapping in seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyDeeds Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I remember the good ole' days out in the dusty play yard of the Catholic school, in the scratchy, dirtied uniforms, including the socks with easily broken elastic we were forced to wear. All of us would sense tension between a couple red-headed, freckle-faced hooligans and we'd almost instinctively form a circle around them, thus making it a spectator sporting event while also serving the purpose of blocking out the view and intervention of the teacher, as we'd pound our fists into our open-palmed hand and chant, "Fight! Fight! Fight!" Ahh, good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 The inability to resolve conflict without the use of violence is indicative of a weak mind. Many years ago, I resulted to violence... as a result of anger. And it cost me, and the person of my vengeance. But now, years later, I still have nightmares about that night.Listen, If you can talk it out, do that! If you can't, run as fast as you can. Once one's testosterone starts to wain, one recognizes the stupidity of their 20s.Did you ever consider the notion of violence being the great equaliser? I mean, look at human history...not saying it's right or even true but it's a concept worth considering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron_H Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 When I was 11 I got stabbed with scissors... When I was 4 my brother stabbed me with a rake in one of my feet. And once he also burned me with a knife that he had put on the fire. But I still love him!Ha! Your brother is awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haters Gonna Hate Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 When I was 11 I got stabbed with scissors... When I was 4 my brother stabbed me with a rake in one of my feet. And once he also burned me with a knife that he had put on the fire. But I still love him!Holy shit-________- and I never been into a fight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estranged 14 Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Fighting is for dogs, saw a friend of mine get his cheek broken from behind by some thug over his retard girlfriend the sound was sick and the coward ran for his life afterwards realised then there was nothing tough about it.as a teenager got in a few, mostly during 5 a side football and they weren't too bad won about half of them and ended up shaking hands laterbeen badly beaten up twice but i dont count those as fights. the first i was a young teenager and a group of guys with clubs attacked me and my buddy who has a neurological condition and cant really defend himself bad reflexes etc. the guy that attacked me was older but no bigger than me like i said they had clubs and i was younger but i was so pissed that this little shit thought he was tough, i would have knocked him spark out other wise. the second one me and two friends, one a girl, were walking to the bus stop after the nightclubs shut. i car slows down as it drives by and the window lickers inside start verbally abusing the young girl who suggests that they fuck off. one dude runs out the car attacks my mate who fights back but ends up on his back so i run over to split it up and this other dude bounds out the car at me. big fat fucker. he starts throwin these big haymakers that are easy to dodge so but as a throw my head back i crack it off a stone pillar knocking myself out cold and earning 8 stiches. i was apprehensive to throw anything back i need advance disclosure for my line of work what happens if i break this guys teeth and get charged? Puts the boots to me while im down too. Went to court for that one cause a taxi driver reported it. Fat fuckers lawyer made it out that i had instigated it and had started beating his friend at which point he valiantly pushed me aside causing me to stumble and crack my head, i was never so angry in my life standing in court being accused by this smug lawyer of being a thug which i guess was his strategy, made me look like someone that would start some shit. so he got away with it. and get this no criminal compensation cause my wound was behind my hairline, total disaster lol.the next day i was in my local pub and got talking to a quite famous football player at the time. he gave me some advice next time fight back doesn't matter what the repercussions are etc if someone is trying to cause you harm you always fight back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 When I was 11 I got stabbed with scissors... When I was 4 my brother stabbed me with a rake in one of my feet. And once he also burned me with a knife that he had put on the fire. But I still love him!Is your brother The Mountain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sleeping Like An Angel Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Where do you live sugaraylen? Sounds rough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chloe Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Where do you live sugaraylen? Sounds rough Len is a crazy mother fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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