DirtyDeeds Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Here's one of mine, I don't think I've heard someone else say it, but maybe I have, but not often.When I spill something or something goes wrong in a minor, trivial way, I'll often say, "Fuck a duck in the muck." You? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 My former mother used to say that. She is really old too...Chuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Right on, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyDeeds Posted July 6, 2012 Author Share Posted July 6, 2012 I'm not sure how a former mother works.And I guess I'm not too original. Still, not sure that I have heard people say that, or maybe just once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Its a really long story of her not taking care of herself, me and my wife letting her live with us for her to turn around and try to sue us for $600,000 because she wouldn't move out of the way of a walking horse. I asked some older laadies I worked with if any of them wanted to be my new mom and when I got a taker I told the old mom she was no longer my mom. She is no longer allowed near my children or any of that good stuff. Apparantly she doesn't understand why I would be so mad about it.Chuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunnyDRE Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 "Can't never could do nothing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyDeeds Posted July 6, 2012 Author Share Posted July 6, 2012 Well, fuck a duck in the muck, Chuck, that truly sucks! Sorry for your bad luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 No worries, go an awesome new mom that makes chicken dumpling soup stuff on Saturdays. Just too bad one of the boys didn't hit the exiled mom with a hockey puck!Chuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman007 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 "Can't never could do nothing."Do you say it like George Lopez? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Satanisk_Slakt Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 "Oh dear God." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real McCoy Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real McCoy Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 "Can't never could do nothing."Do you say it like George Lopez?I drop an "I GOT THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" on my boss every now and then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman007 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 "Can't never could do nothing."Do you say it like George Lopez?I drop an "I GOT THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" on my boss every now and then.Represent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 I'm forever doing that, i dunno why, it's quite silly though, saying silly...mutated versions of a word instead of saying it properly. I have a tendency to say anyhoops instead of anyway or anyhow. I like saying the word Bumboclaat also. Sort of rolls off your tongue, sounds cool...Bumboclaat as well as sounds ridiculous, especially coming from me. Or like, whenever i have something crude to say, something really quite foul, i tend to affix the phrase 'as Shakespeare used to say' on the end of it, or "i think it was Lord Byron who once said" then attach a quote or a saying or a phrase there that couldn't possibly be the words of Byron etc.Difficult to list these things i guess cuz you don't really think a lot of them but we all have our linguistic peccadillos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 I have a few phrases i enjoy saying whenever I do a particularly loud bassy fart I adopt the tone of a cricket commentator and say "confident appeal there by the Australians" Or "get out and walk ya bastard"Or "a bit more choke and she'd have started" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 I have a few phrases i enjoy saying whenever I do a particularly loud bassy fart I adopt the tone of a cricket commentator and say "confident appeal there by the Australians" Or "get out and walk ya bastard"Or "a bit more choke and she'd have started"Hahahaha! That's fantastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Or "a bit more choke and she'd have started" I'm havin' that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Aw fuckin shit the bed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gunns Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 and say "confident appeal there by the Australians" that's fucking fantastic, I laughed out loud big time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Aw fuckin shit the bed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsys Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 I do tend to mutter "Judas Priest" a lot when frustrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inthisriver Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 "Cock-monkey"Idk, do other people say this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Projected Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Well I sometimes say "jeeeeeeeeeeesus christ".It just doesn't go that well in Israel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOUCOULDBEMINE. Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Oh snap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyDeeds Posted July 6, 2012 Author Share Posted July 6, 2012 Well I sometimes say "jeeeeeeeeeeesus christ".It just doesn't go that well in Israel.Doesn't go well with which group? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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