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Gilbert Gottfried reads Fifty Shades of Grey


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Went into work the other morning to find a present on my desk. 'OHHH'. I unwrapped it and it was '50 Shades of Grey'. I googled it. Yeah, won't be reading this. Good joke though.

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You must have an interesting work environment.

I bring sweets, chocolate and cake into work quite often so one of the guys wanted to repay me. I was really excited because I thought he'd take me to Nandos or buy me pic n' mix because he is quite thoughtful. Nope, he got me a lady porno book. Then he took it off me and said he wanted to read it first. He can keep it :)

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You must have an interesting work environment.

And is this shit really the kind of thing a lot of women like to read?

I imagine it's easier for some people to read about it as opposed to watching it.

If there was a gun next to my head and I had to chose I'd rather read about it over watching a video. Although sometimes a highly descriptive narrative is on the same level as a visual :scared: I might faint if it went into too much detail.

It's ridiclious how crazy this book has become. Look at these headlines:

"Man's brown sauce attack over Fifty Shades of Grey" - http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4421896/Mans-brown-sauce-attack-over-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey.html

"'Fifty Shades' prompts hunt for sugar daddies" - http://www.calgarysun.com/2012/07/11/fifty-shades-prompts-hunt-for-sugar-daddies

"Georgia’s 50 Shade diet plan - Sexy book helps UK's fattest teen" - http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4409226/Georgias-50-Shade-diet-plan.html

And actors are fighting to win the role of the male in the film version of the book.

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And actors are fighting to win the role of the male in the film version of the book.

To be fair I don't blame them. It's probably the next big thing and whoever lands the leads will become a megastar over night. Looking at what Twilight did to Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's careers not wanting to star in this one means you have more integrity than brains.

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And actors are fighting to win the role of the male in the film version of the book.

To be fair I don't blame them. It's probably the next big thing and whoever lands the leads will become a megastar over night. Looking at what Twilight did to Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's careers not wanting to star in this one means you have more integrity than brains.

I won't be going to see the film. Wouldn't it be classified as porn?

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