Georgy Zhukov Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 http://deadspin.com/5924827/american-baby-names-are-somehow-getting-even-worseInteresting how so many people are naming their kids after porn stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyDeeds Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 I have three brothers, and out of the four of us, I'm the only one with a normal name, because my father named me after himself. Then my mom decided that my dad was no longer allowed to name the kids, so she named the next three. Although I admit it does suck in some ways to have the same name as your father, I am overall grateful that my name is what it is, because the alternative would have been the godawful names my mom came up with. If I ever wind up having kids (probably not) I will give them normal names.Have you ever met someone for the first time and they have a weird name, and you wind up asking them to repeat what it is about four times because you just can't understand what it is, or if you actually do think you heard it right, you think to yourself, "Nawww, I must have gotten it wrong, there's no way this person's name is that fucking stupid, I must have misheard." Makes for a very awkward situation for both parties. And people with those names will have a lifetime of those situations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted July 15, 2012 Author Share Posted July 15, 2012 Usually people with stupid names I meet are ghetto people.n Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chloe Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Not sure why you're bitchin'. Some of those names are freakin adorable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 If I had a kid today, I'd name it Daniel or Rafael if it's a boy and Sabine, Nicole or Rafaela if it's a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Glow Inc. Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Not sure why you're bitchin'. Some of those names are freakin adorable.Like which ones ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 If I had a kid today, I'd name it Daniel or Rafael if it's a boy and Sabine, Nicole or Rafaela if it's a girl.If i had a kid today i'd be fucking concerned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted July 15, 2012 Author Share Posted July 15, 2012 Not sure why you're bitchin'. Some of those names are freakin adorable.Yeah if you are addicted to meth. Or a Mormon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 If I had a kid today, I'd name it Daniel or Rafael if it's a boy and Sabine, Nicole or Rafaela if it's a girl.If i had a kid today i'd be fucking concerned Me too but I'd eventually have to come up with a name for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
November_rain Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Celebrities are known for choosing stupid names for their kids:Slash named his kid "Cash"The Beckhams named their daughter "Harper Seven", one of their sons "Brooklyn" and another was named "Cruz" which means "cross" in Spanish.Michael Jackson named his daughter "Paris Michael"Tom Cruise named his daughter "Suri"Matthew McConaughey named his daughter "Vida" which means "life" in SpanishBeyoncé named her daughter "Blue"These are just a few ones. I think that some of these parents should be kicked in the head for choosing these ridiculous names, imagine the jokes at school when the kids grow up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted July 16, 2012 Author Share Posted July 16, 2012 And that is the problem, these people worship celebrities like royalty or gods so they honor them by naming their kids after their kids. That is how it always been. Kids have been named after monarchs, mythological characters, biblical and world leaders. Sickening really.Len would name his son Sid and his daughter Nancy. Then watch them kill each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Bond Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 I posted in another thread before that there's a trophy at my local community arena that has the names of all the past people who have won that particular award. One of the names is Harry Dick. Those were some cruel parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted July 16, 2012 Author Share Posted July 16, 2012 People like Chloe may think they are adorable now. Wait until they come home crying from being picked on or the kids end up cutting themselves, doing drugs and becoming parents at 16. I gave my daughter an old fashioned and lovely name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dariablue Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 My friend named her kid Draven. I like uncommon names, but uncommon does not have to be synonymous with stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyDeeds Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 That's nothing compared with my brothers. Thank God I have a normal name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Jay Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 http://www.blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=176345 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 it was awesome that zakk named his kid sabbath, something i would probably do as for other names the dumbest one i heard wasjason lee who named his kid pilot inspektor :wow: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuddMckagan Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 (edited) Some actress named her kid Audio Science. That's probably the worst I've heard. Edited July 16, 2012 by FuddMckagan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 I want a daughter called Megatron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Ass Clap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 cupcake is the next name for kids. Apple for girls, Badass for Boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvaxl4ever Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Celebrities are known for choosing stupid names for their kids:Slash named his kid "Cash"The Beckhams named their daughter "Harper Seven", one of their sons "Brooklyn" and another was named "Cruz" which means "cross" in Spanish.Michael Jackson named his daughter "Paris Michael"Tom Cruise named his daughter "Suri"Matthew McConaughey named his daughter "Vida" which means "life" in SpanishBeyoncé named her daughter "Blue"These are just a few ones. I think that some of these parents should be kicked in the head for choosing these ridiculous names, imagine the jokes at school when the kids grow up.There is nothing wrong with the name Brooklyn...although it's weird for a boy.The rest of those names are fairly tame. There is a kid named 95 south, because that's the highway he was born on, a girl named Vagina (pronounced Va-gin-ay), and my all time favorite worst name, Jermajesty, Jemaine Jackson's son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 a girl named Vagina (pronounced Va-gin-ay), No there fucking isn't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GET OFF AXLS BACK Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Call them what you like, at least you can smile when they disappoint you and ultimately leave you lying in your own piss in a care home with an overly keen cleaner called Kenny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Call them what you like, at least you can smile when they disappoint you and ultimately leave you lying in your own piss in a care home with an overly keen cleaner called Kenny.Fuck me, someones having a good afternoon, you alright mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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