Does Axl need a Mr. Miyagi type mentor to help him find his old ass kicking self?

[Randy Lahey]

Does Axl need a Mr. Miyagi type mentor to help him find his old ass kicking self?

Edited July 27, 2012 by Randy Lahey

[saber_]

Axl's retired. Deal with it.

[Randy Lahey]

I believe there is still more Chinese out there.

[SONOFABITCH]

Axl-san. You must stay focused. Best rock n' roll still inside. NOW TIME LET OUT!!!!!!

[Redhead74]

Axl-san. You must stay focused. Best rock n' roll still inside. NOW TIME LET OUT!!!!!!

[axlsalinger]

Wax on. Wax off. Now, play The General.

[Rustycage]

Just needs someone around him to compete with. Now that he relies on hiring do-boys and management that thinks everything he does is perfect, there's no competition or motivation. I'm surprised he isn't bored.

Get a second lead singer

[Randy Lahey]

Some days he sees people dressed in skeleton outfits all around him.

[finck6]

Axl's retired. Deal with it.

axl's retired. nobody deals with it. except elvis

[Randy Lahey]

Let me tell you something

[wasted]

Wipe on, wipe off.

[Randy Lahey]

Rasp on, rasp off, Axl-san.

[Guest Gunns]

Swag on swag off dj san

[wasted]

Karate Democracy II starring Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan is coming soon.

[Randy Lahey]

Axl is probably more chia pet than bonsai. If he wants a shrub shaped like an elephant, he'll have that shit flown in by helicopter.

Edited July 27, 2012 by Randy Lahey

[wasted]

[Schwarzgold]

Mentor?

[dalsh327]

[Peter Shneck]

Does Axl need a Mr. Miyagi type mentor to help him find his old ass kicking self?

He'd fire a mentor as soon as he would tell him to get off the couch.

[Guest NewGNRnOldGNR]

I think it's pretty obvious Axl's been employing the advice of a Mr. Miyagi for at least a decade; the 'Ax on, Ax off' policy has been obvious. Ax on in times of tours, Ax off on hiatus.

Edited July 27, 2012 by NewGNRnOldGNR

[wasted]

The Axis of Axl.

[SONOFABITCH]

A new album does not exist in this band, does it?

No SENSEI!

Reunions do not exist in this band, does it?

NO SENSEI!!

Variety in setlists does not exist in this band, does it?

NO SENSEI

[Rustycage]

^LOL

Strike last!

Strike late!

No ALBUM!

[Chris 55]

Does Axl need a Mr. Miyagi type mentor to help him find his old ass kicking self?

You just wanna rub your hands together and then all over Axl to make him feel better. Admit it

[Randy Lahey]

Miyagi show Axl-san how to break the ice.