Birk Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 (edited) http://dj.ashba.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/jet-ski_musician_turks.phpMusician Dj Ashba died while on a personal vacation in Turks and Caicos early this morning from injuries sustained in a Jet-Ski accident - September 8, 2012 Preliminary reports from Turks and Caicos Police officials indicate that the musician struck a concrete boat slip in a marina on Parrot Cay in the Turks and Caicos Islands. Dj Ashba was the only passenger on the personal watercraft at the time of the incident. Specific details are not yet available.The accident occurred at approximately 8:45 a.m. (UTC/GMT -4 hours).Dj ASHBA™Apparently I died today ~ http://dj.ashba.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/jet-ski_musician_turks.php Edited September 9, 2012 by Birk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie Mercury's Ghost Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Anyone can make those articles:http://mediafetcher.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birk Posted September 9, 2012 Author Share Posted September 9, 2012 tell DJ, maybe he made it himself lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicrawker Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 If you play the unreleased ChiDem II backwards it says "I buried DJ"..............at least on my copy that is what it sounds like.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birk Posted September 9, 2012 Author Share Posted September 9, 2012 His death was sponsored by Monster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Drama Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 His death was sponsored by Monster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyDeeds Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 shucks, almost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Drama Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Someone tweet him and say "Well is it true?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepfreeze Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 If this really happened, do you know how many Slash memory reels would be posted on YouTube by now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyDeeds Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Intentional hoax to legitimize increased prices of Ashba Schwag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepfreeze Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Relatives had to come and identify the body. No one knew who the heck "Dj Ashba" was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bonham Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 His death was sponsored by Monsterlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepfreeze Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 This is just a publicity stunt for his new line of Dj Ashba caskets.Tomorrow's news headline: "Another young musician joins the 47 club". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowmass Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Highly doubt his death would make any news wire. Yawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepfreeze Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 He would be irreplaceable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 His death was sponsored by Monster :rofl-lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlRose14 Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Highly doubt his death would make any news wire. Yawn.Agree about Saul Hudson. Coudl you imagine perla back working at the bunny ranch?!?!hahahahahahahahahahaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowmass Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Highly doubt his death would make any news wire. Yawn.Agree about Saul Hudson. Coudl you imagine perla back working at the bunny ranch?!?!hahahahahahahahahahaaaaOdd reply. This thread/topic is about Darren Ashba. But whatever bud..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepfreeze Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Highly doubt his death would make any news wire. Yawn.Agree about Saul Hudson. Coudl you imagine perla back working at the bunny ranch?!?!hahahahahahahahahahaaaaWrong, you are doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jekylhyde Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Some of you guys are really assholes. I feel bad for your mothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Some of you guys are really assholes. I feel bad for your mothers.I agree. The separation between this section and the Attitude section doesn't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Holy shit it`s mind bobbling what one can do with too much spare time on his hands and access to the internet not a fan of Ashba but this is too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Shneck Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 I have zero doubts Ashba himself, or someone part of his team wrote this for publicity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birk Posted September 9, 2012 Author Share Posted September 9, 2012 Will people ever stop bullying poor djashba?This hoax paid for by www.bullyville.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Glow Inc. Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 I can picture broskirose on the fastest emotional rollercoaster ever when reading that title... :xmasssanta: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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