wasted Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 I'm looking at Pitman and Stinson here to really do some good work. I want to see some drunken brawling with "casino security", getting thrown out strip clubs in daylight hours and just some good old fashioned DUIs or binge drinking on TMZ. At the very least. I think they will probably surprise me but...Axl n Dj I want to be blowing their millions at the roulette table and Axl needs to start dating a ring girl. The paparazzi are goin' down.Dizzy? Hookers and blow, and accept no substitutes. Unless they are girls gone wild for GNR. I see him smoking cigars in hotel piano bars at 5am playing cover tunes of Tumbling Dice and Viva Las Vegas (the ZZ Top version) with a bottle of JD like a very metal Sinatra.I can only see Frank and Richard really staying out of trouble. They could just steal ferraris on their days off and just drive out into the desert with bottle of tequila if they get bored.Seriously though can these guys stay out of trouble staying in Vegas for a month? I think shit is going to go down tonight. Kenny Fuckin' Powers demands it.Elvis has entered the building. Pie is free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lahey Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 It'd be a shame if Axl doesn't get arrested at least once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Drama Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Nahh they'll be fine. If all that did happen, by the last show the band would sound like shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted October 31, 2012 Author Share Posted October 31, 2012 Axl gets out on 20k bail to play the third show of the Vegas residency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Drama Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Axl gets out on 20k bail to play the third show of the Vegas residency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted October 31, 2012 Author Share Posted October 31, 2012 I knew you'd see it My Way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lahey Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 I hope Chris Pitman has packed his red towel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted October 31, 2012 Author Share Posted October 31, 2012 Towels are very Elvis.I think playing on stage in hotel dressing gowns is the next level for Pitman. Why change just shower and hit the stage. complimentary speedos are mandatory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristmasFnatic Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Since DJ Ashba is a badass, I can see him in multiple fist fights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted October 31, 2012 Author Share Posted October 31, 2012 I think Dj may attract a lot of ladies and their boyfriends will want to kill him. So then Axl will have to jump and maybe Stinson. Things could get ugly real fast. Especially if Vince Neil or Steven are playing black jack with a one eyed lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITBOSS Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 I'm looking at Pitman and Stinson here to really do some good work. I want to see some drunken brawling with "casino security", getting thrown out strip clubs in daylight hours and just some good old fashioned DUIs or binge drinking on TMZ. At the very least. I think they will probably surprise me but...Axl n Dj I want to be blowing their millions at the roulette table and Axl needs to start dating a ring girl. The paparazzi are goin' down.Dizzy? Hookers and blow, and accept no substitutes. Unless they are girls gone wild for GNR. I see him smoking cigars in hotel piano bars at 5am playing cover tunes of Tumbling Dice and Viva Las Vegas (the ZZ Top version) with a bottle of JD like a very metal Sinatra.I can only see Frank and Richard really staying out of trouble. They could just steal ferraris on their days off and just drive out into the desert with bottle of tequila if they get bored.Seriously though can these guys stay out of trouble staying in Vegas for a month? I think shit is going to go down tonight. Kenny Fuckin' Powers demands it.Elvis has entered the building. Pie is free?lol nice thread, where's ron? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted October 31, 2012 Author Share Posted October 31, 2012 Ron will step up his prescription pills habit to Elvis levels and start driving a Peanut butter and banana burger van around the car park of The Joint after the shows. He'll get busted for parking in Leno's space at Wynn's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lahey Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 I'd be surprised if Axl doesn't end up fighting a Slash or Michael Jackson impersonator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted October 31, 2012 Author Share Posted October 31, 2012 Anyone impersonating Slash should really be careful in Vegas over the next few days.He really laid this one up for you guys. You don't need to be Shaq or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
st0n3r Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 I'm looking at Pitman and Stinson here to really do some good work. I want to see some drunken brawling with "casino security", getting thrown out strip clubs in daylight hours and just some good old fashioned DUIs or binge drinking on TMZ. At the very least. I think they will probably surprise me but...Axl n Dj I want to be blowing their millions at the roulette table and Axl needs to start dating a ring girl. The paparazzi are goin' down.Dizzy? Hookers and blow, and accept no substitutes. Unless they are girls gone wild for GNR. I see him smoking cigars in hotel piano bars at 5am playing cover tunes of Tumbling Dice and Viva Las Vegas (the ZZ Top version) with a bottle of JD like a very metal Sinatra.I can only see Frank and Richard really staying out of trouble. They could just steal ferraris on their days off and just drive out into the desert with bottle of tequila if they get bored.Seriously though can these guys stay out of trouble staying in Vegas for a month? I think shit is going to go down tonight. Kenny Fuckin' Powers demands it.Elvis has entered the building. Pie is free? I'm with you, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted November 1, 2012 Author Share Posted November 1, 2012 I'm looking at Pitman and Stinson here to really do some good work. I want to see some drunken brawling with "casino security", getting thrown out strip clubs in daylight hours and just some good old fashioned DUIs or binge drinking on TMZ. At the very least. I think they will probably surprise me but...Axl n Dj I want to be blowing their millions at the roulette table and Axl needs to start dating a ring girl. The paparazzi are goin' down.Dizzy? Hookers and blow, and accept no substitutes. Unless they are girls gone wild for GNR. I see him smoking cigars in hotel piano bars at 5am playing cover tunes of Tumbling Dice and Viva Las Vegas (the ZZ Top version) with a bottle of JD like a very metal Sinatra.I can only see Frank and Richard really staying out of trouble. They could just steal ferraris on their days off and just drive out into the desert with bottle of tequila if they get bored.Seriously though can these guys stay out of trouble staying in Vegas for a month? I think shit is going to go down tonight. Kenny Fuckin' Powers demands it.Elvis has entered the building. Pie is free? I'm with you, man.It's going to get like Game of Thrones medieval orgy at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Diet Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 I like the name of this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted November 1, 2012 Author Share Posted November 1, 2012 Bat country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lahey Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Almost time to hit the Flamingo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted November 1, 2012 Author Share Posted November 1, 2012 Lizards N' Slots seems to be where this whole thing is going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gunns Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 I want to hear if sonofabitch will be propositioned again by a working girl in one of the vegas bars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lahey Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 (edited) It's an all expenses paid gambling trip for Axl. Betting on red will put him into the black. Edited November 1, 2012 by Randy Lahey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted November 1, 2012 Author Share Posted November 1, 2012 (edited) Fully Comp'd and Passenger 57 is on Cinemax again. Edited November 1, 2012 by wasted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lahey Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Wesley Snipes was taken down by the IRS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted November 1, 2012 Author Share Posted November 1, 2012 Obviously always betting on black was just a slick line in a movie not really sound life advice.Ok, so the set is finished, which band member is completely wasted at this point?Tommy and Pitman probably went on stage wrecked so they have a head start. So which ever one of those guys carries a hip flash or still has money left from last night to buy some shots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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