Does anybody else think Axl is a bit like Captain Ahab without a Moby Dick at the moment?

[Randy Lahey]

Does anybody else think Axl is a bit like Captain Ahab without a Moby Dick at the moment? I believe he needs a new enemy in order to recapture the muse.

[izzygirl]

He is Moby Dick now. And, he can't find a better muse than Beta.

Nah, seriously, I would choose Matt Bellamy as a new enemy (and as a new muse), he is one of the biggest figures currently and I can't stand him. I could take Axl's side easily.

[Randy Lahey]

Axl deserves a better class of enemy than Matt Bellamy.

[wasted]

Axl is kind of like Kurtz in Apocalypse Now, he's just reached his final destination and there's nothing to do but eat mangos and say profound stuff to himself.

[Randy Lahey]

There's nothing left to do now but release Chinese Democracy Redux.

[Vincent Vega]

Can you (Randy) and Wasted like start a magazine or co-write a novel together or something please? Or at the very least start your own forum. You're both extremely talented and witty and insightful and deep writers whose talents shouldn't be confined to just GN'R.

[wasted]

There's nothing left to do now but release Chinese Democracy Redux.

A director's cut where Axl gets choppered out of jungle with playboy bunnies and smokes opium in a French colony with a concubine.

[Dan H.]

Randy and wasted should do a talk radio show.

I'd subscribe

[Vincent Vega]

Randy and wasted should do a talk radio show.

I'd subscribe

I'd be a paying subscriber and would get all my friends to listen, too.

[wasted]

"Good morning sports fans, tonight we here to discuss whether Axl Rose is the Allen Iverson of metal and later we have Thomas Meadows on the right way to make a dove sign!"

[Randy Lahey]

"Later on BBA will be talking about the best way to spin a pro New GNR article into a reunion thread. And after that we'll be heading out to LAX for live coverage of Axl's new killer crossover right cross!"

[wasted]

"But first Megan Fox with the weather. Shame this is radio."

[Randy Lahey]

"The forecast calls for pleasure and shame."

Edited December 6, 2012 by Randy Lahey

[wasted]

"We'll have some slow beats for the jack off hour."

[Randy Lahey]

"Brain's got MPC 2000 dialed in to the panty remover setting."

[wasted]

"Feel the vibrations!"

[Randy Lahey]

"It's such a sweet sensation!"

[wasted]

"Here's a song about Objective love and the end of the world...this is If The World"

[Randy Lahey]

"And now Tommy Smith is making his way into the studio for the Super Late show."

[wasted]

"And if the police can't catch you, you must be on...The Dust."