Does anybody else think Axl should keep touring until he can afford to buy Neverland Ranch?

[saber_]

There is too much bad juju at that place, Randy. Ominous vibes. It's no good. Axl needs something positive, like the Playboy Mansion or Skywalker Ranch.

[ChristmasFnatic]

If he buys it, he might be a recluse for more years than usual, and possibly no new music cuz of it. No thanks.

[Guest NGOG]

Bit of a pissy thread by your standards Randy. First of all the musical legacy of Michael Jackson doesn't in any way appeal to Axl and second it would be all the fuel the media needs to absolutely bury Axl's career/credibility.

If he ever were to purchase Neverland it should be for the purpose of lighting it ablaze. Bad omens and all that.

[wasted]

Axl said he meet MJ once and Michael said he could recommend a great doctor.

[Dirty Harry]

It would fit him like a glove.

[wasted]

Axl could throw the ultimate Halloween Party at Neverland.

Thats what the next album should be. A GNR halloween album. maybe Bucket left some more Slasher movie themes in the vault. Rich and Dj seem like they have an inner pumpkin they want to let out. And we all know how Axl feels about Halloween, whoo wee lets have a halloween tree.

Edited February 10, 2013 by wasted

[Randy Lahey]

He could shoot his own Thriller type Halloween music video at Neverland: Axl surrounded by hundreds of little kids who all turn into mini Slashes when the full moon appears.

Edited February 10, 2013 by Randy Lahey

[wasted]

I see it being like The Shining with Adler riding around the halls on a tricycle. Then Duff could be the bar tender in The Overlook hotel. Slash is in the toilet shooting up and Axl breaks through the door "heres johnny! " and The General starts up.

[Randy Lahey]

It could be like everywhere Axl goes he sees members of old GNR. And then he finds one of Michael's old hats, puts it on and morphs into MJ.

[wasted]

everyone freezes in position like Smooth Criminal. Then Bucket moonwalks across the screen with some KFC.

[Randy Lahey]

If Axl had taken Bucket to Neverland he'd probably still be in the band.

[wasted]

Imagine if Bucket got as poplar as MJ. Theres nowhere to go. Build Chicken World?

[Randy Lahey]

He could bring Bucketheadland to life. I suppose Axl could add a KFC onto Neverland if that's all it would take to get Bucket back on the guitar.

[wasted]

Buckets solo career hasnt really taken off. At least in GNR he could get chicken coops on demand.