Randy Lahey Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Is GNR sort of your favorite sports team? Sure, they haven't had a winning season in awhile, and they release albums about as often as the World Cup if the World Cup took place every 20 years instead of every 4 years, but GNR is my team and they still play an exciting brand of music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie Mercury's Ghost Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 GNR are the Buffalo Bills of the music world.Keep supporting them, and all they do is fail. And everyone wishes it was 20 years ago during the franchise's glory years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lahey Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 (edited) They remind me of the Major League movie version of the Cleveland Indians. And in turn that makes us Randy Quaid and the boys yelling from the outfield bleachers: Wild Thing, you need to rasp sing; Mickey Mouse, you make my ears bleed! Edited March 6, 2013 by Randy Lahey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlsalinger Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 A Buckethead leaving is just like a star player getting traded from your team. You keep up with what they're doing from time to time and are still a fan, but you don't care about their career as much as you once did. Meanwhile, you are fully aware that a guy on your team now, just released a flavoured hot sauce.It's the name on the front of the jersey, not the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 (edited) GNR needs a rich billionaire from Saudi to come in and pay for 6 videos for CD and CD II. And another money to fix matches and pay for luxury yatchs and song writing hit bonuses. Oh, and a raft of PEDs is needed. Edited March 6, 2013 by wasted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Different, unique way of looking at it. So yes, they are my team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maynard Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 and Axl behaves exactly like those brazilian soccer players who get a lot of money very fast but are too stupid to handle it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lahey Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 (edited) It would be fun to make some trades and sign some free agents. Bumble seems pretty disgruntled right now. I'd trade him, his hot sauce, Dizzy Reed and a case of heineken to Chickenfoot for Joe Satriani and Michael Anthony's hot sauce. Edited March 6, 2013 by Randy Lahey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlsalinger Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 This team needs an overhaul in the front office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 With Motely throwing in the towel maybe Tommy Lee will join. Megadave on guitar as well. Lars and Bach as back up dancers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lahey Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 Trent Reznor and Megadave would make for great trading partners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlsalinger Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Maybe they need to trade Axl for some high-upside prospects, and start the rebuild. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prettytiedup88 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Didn't Wacko Jacko get an investment from a middle eastern character?I'd quite like a Saudi prince to come in, give axl 30 mill and demand a new record and accompanying video. If nothing else you'd get a decent lawsuit to keep up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GN'R Lies Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 It's all so random and bizarre none of it makes sense. I think Slash said that he tried to make sense of it until he realised there was no rhyme or reason to it whatsoever. GN'R is more like a script being written for a future movie than anything else. For me anyhow. It's a fascinating story that continues on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lahey Posted March 7, 2013 Author Share Posted March 7, 2013 Columbian Drug Lords to Fund Chinese Democracy Part IV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Bond Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 My favorite sports team doesn't have a scented candle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakey Styley Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 That's actually a good way to describe how I feel about them. Though lately I only feel ashamed to be a fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eschman Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 1, Daaaa Bears 2. Daaa Bulls 3. Go Cubs Go 4. Daaaa Guns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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