sailaway Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 they should write one about bumblefoot. using hot sauces, cheese guitars and fanatics bumblenerds.Go for it champ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfierose Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Chronicles Of Whizzy Straddlin I don't think I dare click on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bellastar2355 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 It's official, I'm gonna write one so demented, so disturbing, he's gonna never want to see ashbawasg ever again they should write one about bumblefoot. using hot sauces, cheese guitars and fanatics bumblenerds.I think I might be up for the job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 I have never heard of this before and I have never felt so old yet so right before. This is horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted May 10, 2013 Author Share Posted May 10, 2013 Imagine Axl reading this. The loook on his face would be priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LTD Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 (edited) I am a published author of Del James fan fiction. I have only ever created some samplings, experiments on prose about DJ, however.lonely climaxgroans of pleasureall that pressurecome peak and shadow Slash casts suffocatesand within comforthing darkness of a tasteless top hathis load of cum finds it's homehis leathery hat hides the secrethis leathery hat exploits exposure ASHBA Swag™ the hat proudly declaresgoddess of dignity is dead, but no one careshis dirty little swag, dripping it outhis dirty little secret, dripping it inglue of passion keeping him forever coolDJOh DJRock DJRock DJRock DJ Edited May 10, 2013 by LTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russel Nash Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 (edited) I am a published author of Del James fan fiction. I have only ever created some samplings, experiments on prose about DJ, however.lonely climaxgroas of pleasureall that pressurecome peak and shadow Slash casts suffocatesand within comforthing darkness of a tasteless top hathis load of cum finds it's homehis leathery hat hides the secrethis leathery hat exploits exposure ASHBA Swag™ the hat proudly declaresgoddess of dignity is dead, but no one careshis dirty little swag, dripping it outhis dirty little secret, dripping it inglue of passion keeping him forever coolDJOh DJRock DJRock DJRock DJThat Del James story about his long hair touching someone elses dick was the most fucked up thing i ever read.Back in the day, that kind of thread lasted seconds to avoid shit exposure. Edited May 10, 2013 by Russel Nash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted May 10, 2013 Author Share Posted May 10, 2013 Wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LTD Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 (edited) I am a published author of Del James fan fiction. I have only ever created some samplings, experiments on prose about DJ, however.lonely climaxgroas of pleasureall that pressurecome peak and shadow Slash casts suffocatesand within comforthing darkness of a tasteless top hathis load of cum finds it's homehis leathery hat hides the secrethis leathery hat exploits exposure ASHBA Swag™ the hat proudly declaresgoddess of dignity is dead, but no one careshis dirty little swag, dripping it outhis dirty little secret, dripping it inglue of passion keeping him forever coolDJOh DJRock DJRock DJRock DJThat Del James story about his long hair touching someone elses dick was the most fucked up thing i ever read.Back in the day, that kind of thread lasted seconds to avoid shit exposure.Hahhaha I can't believe somebody remembered it!! Clearly it has more staying power than any of Del's creations. Edited May 10, 2013 by LTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted May 10, 2013 Author Share Posted May 10, 2013 But but but Del doesn't have hair? WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfierose Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 I can't believe even Del gets his own fanfic. Axl, Slash and DJ I can understand but Del...!I once saw a top 5 creepiest fanfiction list on a gossip site. The number one spot was given to a particularly gruesome story involving Snape from Harry Potter books and The Teletubbies (this may be lost on anyone outside the UK but yuk yuk yuk!)The weirdest one was some Japanese TV character that falls in love with...and I kid you not... a Tetris brick. The brick was helpfully malleable for all those intimate needs.Found it :-P http://www.cracked.com/article_19992_5-fan-fiction-sex-scenes-you-wont-believe-exist.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LTD Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 (edited) I am a published author of Del James fan fiction. I have only ever created some samplings, experiments on prose about DJ, however.lonely climaxgroans of pleasureall that pressurecome peak and shadow Slash casts suffocatesand within comforthing darkness of a tasteless top hathis load of cum finds it's homehis leathery hat hides the secrethis leathery hat exploits exposure ASHBA Swag™ the hat proudly declaresgoddess of dignity is dead, but no one careshis dirty little swag, dripping it outhis dirty little secret, dripping it inglue of passion keeping him forever coolDJOh DJRock DJRock DJRock DJI realized my DJ prose has some measure of potential. It quickly became clear it asks to be heard, rather than merely read.http://vocaroo.com/i/s14MLDPvjehtEnjoy.If you wish to support my Art, I accept donations via Paypal. Edited May 10, 2013 by LTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Russel Nash Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 I am a published author of Del James fan fiction. I have only ever created some samplings, experiments on prose about DJ, however.lonely climaxgroas of pleasureall that pressurecome peak and shadow Slash casts suffocatesand within comforthing darkness of a tasteless top hathis load of cum finds it's homehis leathery hat hides the secrethis leathery hat exploits exposure ASHBA Swag™ the hat proudly declaresgoddess of dignity is dead, but no one careshis dirty little swag, dripping it outhis dirty little secret, dripping it inglue of passion keeping him forever coolDJOh DJRock DJRock DJRock DJThat Del James story about his long hair touching someone elses dick was the most fucked up thing i ever read.Back in the day, that kind of thread lasted seconds to avoid shit exposure.Hahhaha I can't believe somebody remembered it!! Clearly it has more staying power than any of Del's creations.i tried to forget about it, and i almost did.. until this thread. Thanks again diceman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceguy Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Hundred bucks says a man wrote that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Harry Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 I don't know. Volcano aint much of a man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LTD Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Whore for drugs vs whoreFormer is atleast fighting for a cause:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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