Amish Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 I call it Jacking Off and Drinking Red Bull but yours works, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacca Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 I was jacking off and drinking Red Bull(it's my favorite thing to do)when suddenly I spilled the whole damn Red Bulland I didn't know what to do.I sat there for a minute covered in Red Bull(it seemed there was nothing I could do)when suddenly my mom came and licked up the Red Bulland gave me something to do. Guess what I call thatThat's some sick shit you wrote there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfuckinga Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 I was jacking off and drinking Red Bull(it's my favorite thing to do)when suddenly I spilled the whole damn Red Bulland I didn't know what to do.I sat there for a minute covered in Red Bull(it seemed there was nothing I could do)when suddenly my mom came and licked up the Red Bulland gave me something to do. Guess what I call that BrilliantThere once was a tattoo artist named JackWho liked to stare at and touch ladies' racksA girl came into his shop, he wanted a feel without copsSo he said "tit for tat"I don't have anything else to add also that one is awful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Life's a punanyWhen you don't get your wayIt's some fucked up punetangWhat more can I say?When it really ain'tYour dayLife is a punanyFor goodness sakeWave my fistBecause I'm irateLife is a punie-toonPunanyLife is a bitch sometimesAnd, sometimes It's not..But when it isIt's a punanyLife is a punany... Bitch hooray for tolerance!... Bitch hooray for tolerance!sLife is a bitch!Fuck itMake it say your name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amish Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 A hottie was walking about.I saw her and gave her a shout."You got a good facebut it all goes to wasteif you don't GET DEM TITTIES OUT!"I was fucking a girl for payShe said "I could fuck you all day."I said "You have a nice rackbut I'll nut on your backcuz your face might be turning me gay." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Creeping through MyGnr having a noseSee there's a poetry thread on Anything GoesNo fine Irish poets, no Shakespearean proseJust a bunch of fucking idiots making noise in their death throesYou wanna live or die hooray for tolerance!s I make that choiceAll I need is the cessation of your voiceTalk again with your shit fucking rhymesand I'll cover your grave in limeDig up your corpse and stomp your bones into dustThen snort it all up and fart it out like muskI fuckin warned you illiterate cunts to shut up I was fuckin seriousBut you bitches pushed me and now I'm on my periodThat part of the month where I'm on my ragsI'll be dancing a good ragtime on your grave you fuckin fagsKill your whole family and set everything on fire around the houseChoke for air like a mouse in a trapYour life is cappedIts all gone, game overSo run off hooray for tolerance! and hide like a gopherYou don't want me to come find youLose my fuckin mind, find it in your dreams, cut your brains into pieces from the inside until you turn blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amish Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 (edited) i call dis oneda end of time blueswat can I do when my heart has gone greyand dis red stuff has leaked outand my friends no longer play Edited January 16, 2014 by Amish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 The plane in the rainIt's shrouded by the cloudsThe plane in the rainI can hear it nowUp aboveUp above meThe plane in the rainWinds are insaneThe plane in the rainI can't hear it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broskirose Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Time: 3:20 PM Eastern Location: Bedroom Circumstance: Sleep Deprived, Anxious Type: Improvasational Freewrite ----------------------------- It was snowing just a minute ago I once saw a man get fucked by another He was standing in a large room No emotion No pain No pleasure He was used to the sensation It was his life When it ended, a young girl and her friend walked by Laughing about something... The man broke into tears and made a choice Who cares? God? God isn't real. God is for children. Juvenile dictator threatening Worship or be tortured But he loves you. So he says. Maybe the other Gods mistreated him and we're his experiement Maybe we deserve it. I do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broskirose Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 BrazilSpiders raining from the skyBrazilFires burning, close your eyesThe fat man comesHe brings new songsBut he forgetsAnd then they bombRehearsal...Rehearsal...Life is a rehearsal...The fat man sits upon his hillUntil it's time to take his pill 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NGOG Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 LOL Please be exhausted more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 (edited) I'm just aSelfless fuckerLives for the otherNever gives a fuck'Cept for the oneOr anotherI'm preachin'Just do itLike my name wasNikeIn the ant farmOn the mapWalking downThe High Street Edited January 26, 2014 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 (edited) What do you do when you want toSmash your phoneBecause nothing elseMatters and the whole world's upside down Edited January 27, 2014 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfierose Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 How have I only just seen this thread? It's brilliant :-DThere was a young boy named Billywho had rep for being a bit sillyHe became Axl Rosewore tight purple hosethat revealed too much of his willy.<alfierose for next poet laureate> 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfierose Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 (edited) There was a young man called Saulwho answered his own life's callHe got a guitarfrom old Grandmaand played the Headbangers BallThere was a young urchin called Duffage eleven he took to the muffYears down the linehe took to the wineBut his body just had enough Edited January 27, 2014 by alfierose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfierose Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 (edited) There was a young dude called Izzwho left Indiana in a tizzHe went to LAto learn how to playand covered his bandmate with jizzThere was a young mucker called Stevewho got kicked in the balls every eveHe said "Axl please stop"but got punched in the cockand everyone asked him to leave Edited January 27, 2014 by alfierose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Alfie Rose, you are a brilliant example of the Lords good works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfierose Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Alfie Rose, you are a brilliant example of the Lords good works Ha ha. I love a bit of rude word play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfierose Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 (edited) There was a drummer called Mattwhose hair was too big for a hatHe banged Dizzy's groupieshe sent him quite loopyand now his hair is all flat. Edited January 27, 2014 by alfierose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moreblack Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 write your own haikuit's really very easy refrigerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonegunner Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 (edited) there once was a man named davewho found a dead whore in a cavehe said, oh what the helli'll get used to the smelland think of the money i'll save Edited January 28, 2014 by stonegunner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Man is anAnimalAn animalLike you and me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 LithiumThe pick upMan...Go a headAn'Pick me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 (edited) Pappy-TronPut the strappy onThis lappy's goneUp my bumTearin' rectumVoiding warranty asMy arse begins to bleed Edited February 23, 2014 by Snake-Pit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 (edited) Another oneThere once was a Pappy named TronWho came fromSouth LondonOff he wentWith his big head too- - And if you're in ConnecticutHe's probably next door to you Edited February 23, 2014 by Snake-Pit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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