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I hope metaforcesaber doesn't see this thread. It would split him in two.

I think being frozen in carbonite makes Han Solo the coolest.

Han Solo wins by a country parsec.

I can go all day folks

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I hope metaforcesaber doesn't see this thread. It would split him in two.

I think being frozen in carbonite makes Han Solo the coolest.

Han Solo wins by a country parsec.

I can go all day folks

Except in the Star Wars universe, a parsec is a measurement of time and not distance...

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Only ever saw the first Indiana Jones movie, it sucked ass.

Han Solo it is!

/banned

:D If I'd ever get banned I hope it would be for a post like that. My opinion on a stupid movie in which the hero plays no part in the outcome of the story.

http://comicbook.com/blog/2013/10/10/the-big-bang-theory-does-raiders-of-the-lost-ark-have-a-story-problem/

I don't watch BBT, it was just the first link that showed up when I googled "raiders of the lost ark plot hole"

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I hope metaforcesaber doesn't see this thread. It would split him in two.

I think being frozen in carbonite makes Han Solo the coolest.

Han Solo wins by a country parsec.

I can go all day folks

Except in the Star Wars universe, a parsec is a measurement of time and not distance...

It actually isn't. When Han says that thing about doing the Kessel run in 12 parsecs he's talking about taking a shortcut.

Aaaaand I'm an enormous nerd.

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Only ever saw the first Indiana Jones movie, it sucked ass.

Han Solo it is!

/banned

:D If I'd ever get banned I hope it would be for a post like that. My opinion on a stupid movie in which the hero plays no part in the outcome of the story.

http://comicbook.com/blog/2013/10/10/the-big-bang-theory-does-raiders-of-the-lost-ark-have-a-story-problem/

I don't watch BBT, it was just the first link that showed up when I googled "raiders of the lost ark plot hole"

Wrong - the Nazis wouldn't have found the Ark because they were digging in the wrong place. Let's forget that for a second though. When Indy boards the plane to Nepal, Toht is seen on the plane, presumably tailing Indy because the Nazis don't know where to find Marion. The only way the outcome would be unaffected is if the Nazis knew Marion was in Nepal, and in that case why would Toht have been following Indy and why did Indy beat the Nazis to Marion?

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I hope metaforcesaber doesn't see this thread. It would split him in two.

I think being frozen in carbonite makes Han Solo the coolest.

Han Solo wins by a country parsec.

I can go all day folks

Except in the Star Wars universe, a parsec is a measurement of time and not distance...

It actually isn't. When Han says that thing about doing the Kessel run in 12 parsecs he's talking about taking a shortcut.

Aaaaand I'm an enormous nerd.

it's a theory that is what he meant but the more than likely scenario is that lucas just made a mistake. People can try to have it make sense...but it was just wrong.

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I hope metaforcesaber doesn't see this thread. It would split him in two.

I think being frozen in carbonite makes Han Solo the coolest.

Han Solo wins by a country parsec.

I can go all day folks

Except in the Star Wars universe, a parsec is a measurement of time and not distance...

It actually isn't. When Han says that thing about doing the Kessel run in 12 parsecs he's talking about taking a shortcut.

Aaaaand I'm an enormous nerd.

it's a theory that is what he meant but the more than likely scenario is that lucas just made a mistake. People can try to have it make sense...but it was just wrong.

Unless it wasn't.

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