accidents, disasters etc.

[wasted]

I had one yesterday.

I bought these big bottles of beer. And the plastic split in the elevator. One bottle completely smashed and flooded the lift and shards of glass everywhere.

Luckily there was a mop in the lift so sloshed it around. But realised I need to get one from my apartment.

So i had to get it and back before someone called the lift. I got lucky. But panic stations. It was more the glass as theres kids in the building.

Anyway I cleaned it up pretty well. But shards are still all over the apartment and elevator reeks of heineken.

Anyone got any random acvident stories?

[arnold layne]

My major. Oops.

[wasted]

it's good to get a degree but it's really just a piece of paper, after that it's all hustle and broken beer bottles in the elevator.

Actually I don't think anyone ever mentioned my qualifications in any job interview or even in life. If you bring it up they'll laugh at you. So I'm going to assume it's more of a human conditioning thing. If you complete a degree you're not a total liability but accidents do still happen.

[Graeme]

I thought this thread was gonna be a chance for me to expound at length about the tragic outcomes of various volcanic eruptions and how they could have been avoided.

My bad.

[wasted]

go ahead just thought I'd derail the thread before it got derailed.

[arnold layne]

The polar vortex looked eriely similar to the snownado in The Day After Tomorrow.

[wasted]

only the Apocalypse can save us.

[AxlisOld]

I had one yesterday.

I bought these big bottles of beer. And the plastic split in the elevator. One bottle completely smashed and flooded the lift and shards of glass everywhere.

Luckily there was a mop in the lift so sloshed it around. But realised I need to get one from my apartment.

So i had to get it and back before someone called the lift. I got lucky. But panic stations. It was more the glass as theres kids in the building.

Anyway I cleaned it up pretty well. But shards are still all over the apartment and elevator reeks of heineken.

Anyone got any random acvident stories?

That's a pretty big fuckin accident, man. I mean...Heineken, my god.

[wasted]

I had one yesterday.

I bought these big bottles of beer. And the plastic split in the elevator. One bottle completely smashed and flooded the lift and shards of glass everywhere.

Luckily there was a mop in the lift so sloshed it around. But realised I need to get one from my apartment.

So i had to get it and back before someone called the lift. I got lucky. But panic stations. It was more the glass as theres kids in the building.

Anyway I cleaned it up pretty well. But shards are still all over the apartment and elevator reeks of heineken.

Anyone got any random acvident stories?

That's a pretty big fuckin accident, man. I mean...Heineken, my god.

Just one bottle 640ml bottle was lost. Never to be drunk. We will not forget.

[Guest Len B'stard]

I wept

[wasted]

Anyone got any random acvident stories?

I was a test tube baby. Miss sweden and a nuclear physicist were mixed up in cocktail shaker and boom a mistake.

My conception, for real.

[AxlisOld]

I had one yesterday.

I bought these big bottles of beer. And the plastic split in the elevator. One bottle completely smashed and flooded the lift and shards of glass everywhere.

Luckily there was a mop in the lift so sloshed it around. But realised I need to get one from my apartment.

So i had to get it and back before someone called the lift. I got lucky. But panic stations. It was more the glass as theres kids in the building.

Anyway I cleaned it up pretty well. But shards are still all over the apartment and elevator reeks of heineken.

Anyone got any random acvident stories?

That's a pretty big fuckin accident, man. I mean...Heineken, my god.

Just one bottle 640ml bottle was lost. Never to be drunk. We will not forget.

I meant the fact that you chose that beer.

[Amish]

I will say it again...NO BEER TASTES GOOD.

Also, I had an accident...I was camping in the woods behind my house and this dude had some really cheap hot dogs that everyone ate. It made everyone sick and people keep going back to the house (5 minute walk) to shit.

Meanwhile, there was a smoking hot girl who decided not to camp with us and was instead sleeping on my couch. So I was sitting, chillin, laughing at everyone who kept having to shit, when suddenly, I felt a very powerful fart coming on. I was wise enough not to trust it so instead of letting it burst out all at once, I let it slowly and quietly, clenching the entire time. Right at the end of it, I thought I felt some liquid coming out. I was like "Damn guys I think I shit in my underwear, fuck."

I knew I had to walk back down to my house, liquid shit marinating in between my buttcheeks and around my ballsack, and clean myself up. I didn't want the hottie on my couch to know I had squirted everywhere but I kept telling myself "It's cool, she'll be asleep. "

I walked in and BAM! there she was, sitting up watching television. I said "What the fuck, why aren't you asleep?" She said "I've been trying to but everyone keeps coming in and taking shits and it's waking me up."

I looked her right in the eyes and said "Well you don't have to worry about me, I already shit, I'm just here to clean myself and change my underwear."

Coolest accident I ever had.