Guest MikeHunt Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Is it just me or has white dog poo become a thing of the past? I remember walking home from school as a young lad and seeing little dogs jobs around the place, they were always white like chalk. Nowadays it seems the poo just stays the same, you never see white chalky dog poo anywhere. It's a mystery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 wut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Did you never see white dog poo in the US powerage? Maybe it's a cultural thing. I bet Len has seen white dog poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I've literally never seen white dog poo in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 When i was little my parents got us in a tutor cuz i was thick. Anyway one day this blokes in our loo and he makes a deposit, flushes and goes out, with me going in after and a chunk of his shit comes back and it's sheer white. For years i thought all white people had white poo, not having seen a white mans (or come to that, any mans ) poo before. The myth was later debunked by my mate Marcus who took a shit in a clear plastic bag and threw it on a train as the doors closed at North Watford station for a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Forsaken Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 White dog poo has vanished, it seems that i'd seen it a lot as a kid but never any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 It's to do with a change in what is put into dog food as a bulking additive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Amir Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2007/01/fortean_friday_2.htmltl;dr: dogs don't eat so many bones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 It's to do with a change in what is put into dog food as a bulking additive.This.Sounds like an odd thread, but it's legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheapJon Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Fucking LMAO!Had totally forgotten about white dog poop but that picture brought back memories! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russel Nash Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Is it just me or has white dog poo become a thing of the past? I remember walking home from school as a young lad and seeing little dogs jobs around the place, they were always white like chalk. Nowadays it seems the poo just stays the same, you never see white chalky dog poo anywhere.It's a mystery.You are fucking right, where is the white dog shit? Used to see that all the time. Maybe was something from the 80's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfierose Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I wish they would bring it back to be honest. Walking to school round here is like running the gauntlet in the midst of a poo apocalypse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeHunt Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 (edited) Do you think the dogs themselves have noticed? I bet they have, they're clever like that. Maybe not the new ones but I'd say a dog over the age of 12 has copped there's something fishy afoot.Edit: found this while searching google images for white dog poo Edited February 20, 2014 by MikeHunt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ace Nova Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Isn't white poo just dried out dog poo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 http://www.petitions24.com/bring_back_white_dog_pooI started a petition for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead74 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Do you think the dogs themselves have noticed? I bet they have, they're clever like that. Maybe not the new ones but I'd say a dog over the age of 12 has copped there's something fishy afoot.Edit: found this while searching google images for white dog pooPoor Alf. I must admit the colour of the poo bin is really misleading, especially if your eyesight isn't what it used to be. And even the height of it is like a mailbox, not a bin. What a fucking spastic design. Councils are full of dopey shits who do stuff like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 What... the.... fuc...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeHunt Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 http://www.petitions24.com/bring_back_white_dog_pooI started a petition for you.We'll send it to Barack Obama. The petition that is, not white dog poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Excellent thread, excellent question.I'm a dog owner and avid walker and I can't remember the last time I saw a white dog poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetness Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I was actually thinking about this the other day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 (edited) On a semi related note, have a look at this story from the greatest newspaper in the world, The Sunday Sport and its also why Scotland can never be allowed to leave the UK "If I ever get my hands on the bastard I'll kick him in the arse so hard he'll never shit again" Edited February 20, 2014 by spunko12345 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forsaken Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 THANKS OBAMA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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