Len Cnut Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 (edited) Why do fuckin' kids have to be like, led into fuckin' everything like that though, geezers fuckin' 40, comes home off a shift, does he really wannabe riding around on bikes with kids or isn't he allowed some me time? People make so much of 'you don't talk to your kids, you don't hang out with em' as if thats like the whole thing parenting involves, well how about the little inconsequential things like the food in the cupboard, the paid bills, the roof over their head, don't that count for something? Suddenly it's the parents job to do all this shit, fuckin' play with other kids, play with the neighbours kids, fuck off down the park, thats what we did, and bloody good thing too, who do you really wannabe out playing with anyway, your middle aged Dad or kids your own age/mates from school?And to be fair, i learned quite a lot off the telly, evil tool of oppression though it is. I think more people do that would care to admit it too. Edited December 5, 2014 by Lennie Godber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 I walked out of dinner on a friend the other night because she wouldn't stop texting after I repeatedly told her how rude I found it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 (edited) I walked out of dinner on a friend the other night because she wouldn't stop texting after I repeatedly told her how rude I found it. Keepin' dem bitches in check Did you have a Bill Cosby sweater on? Could've at least waited for dessert, might've been Jell-O! Edited December 5, 2014 by Lennie Godber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 I walked out of dinner on a friend the other night because she wouldn't stop texting after I repeatedly told her how rude I found it. Well, that was rude of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 What was your parting shot Mags, YOU DA TYPE OF BITCH DON'T APPRECIATE SHIT, NEVER HAD SHIT SO YOU WON'T BE SHIT 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 (edited) I walked out of dinner on a friend the other night because she wouldn't stop texting after I repeatedly told her how rude I found it. Well, that was rude of you Yeah, I suppose it was. My thought is this, if you want to spend time with me, spend time with me. If you have other things to do, well, I do too.What was your parting shot Mags, YOU DA TYPE OF BITCH DON'T APPRECIATE SHIT, NEVER HAD SHIT SO YOU WON'T BE SHIT I just stood up and said, "I think we're done for tonight." Edited December 5, 2014 by magisme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Mags has omitted the part of this tale where he saw red and bodyslammed her through the table Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 I walked out of dinner on a friend the other night because she wouldn't stop texting after I repeatedly told her how rude I found it. Well, that was rude of you Yeah, I suppose it was. My thought is this, if you want to spend time with me, spend time with me. If you have other things to do, well, I do too.What was your parting shot Mags, YOU DA TYPE OF BITCH DON'T APPRECIATE SHIT, NEVER HAD SHIT SO YOU WON'T BE SHIT I just stood up and said, "I think we're done for tonight." Good on you. I think you were quite right. When you're out having dinner, you shouldn't be on your phone at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Mags has omitted the part of this tale where he saw red and bodyslammed her through the table I wanted to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 See look, this is healthy now, admitting to yourself that you have a problem is like the first of the 12 steps man, I'm SO proud of you this morning, come on, gimme a hug, just let it all out man, I'm here for you, we're gonna get through this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 My name is magisme, and I have a desire to slam rude women through tables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 I walked out of dinner on a friend the other night because she wouldn't stop texting after I repeatedly told her how rude I found it. Time to brush up on your conversation skills? Nah, I like what you did. I had a party this other day and I confiscated all phones at the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Nah, I like what you did. I had a party this other day and I confiscated all phones at the door. That's amazing. And it doesn't surprise me at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 If you don't text all the time, play xbox for 10 hours straight and are obese and on ambien then your just old and worthless. ADD is the skill set of the 21s century. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Nah, I like what you did. I had a party this other day and I confiscated all phones at the door. That's amazing. And it doesn't surprise me at all. Get in with the times. In a few years one of the most popular Christmas gifts will be a "phone basket" to keep by the door when you have guests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Nah, I like what you did. I had a party this other day and I confiscated all phones at the door. That's amazing. And it doesn't surprise me at all. Get in with the times. In a few years one of the most popular Christmas gifts will be a "phone basket" to keep by the door when you have guests.I have a phone basket in my classroom. I guess it's just a matter of time until there's one in my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 I walked out of dinner on a friend the other night because she wouldn't stop texting after I repeatedly told her how rude I found it. Time to brush up on your conversation skills? Nah, I like what you did. I had a party this other day and I confiscated all phones at the door.Were you standing at the door with a brown shirt as you did it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 I walked out of dinner on a friend the other night because she wouldn't stop texting after I repeatedly told her how rude I found it. Time to brush up on your conversation skills? Nah, I like what you did. I had a party this other day and I confiscated all phones at the door.Were you standing at the door with a brown shirt as you did it? I was exagerrating slightly. I wasn't at the door and it wasn't a rule, just a suggestion from one of the ladies that I follow-up on by asking people standing around me at the time to place their phones at a nearby table. Of course, those that didn't oblige got stickers on their chest and had to sit stay in the kitchen for the duration of the party. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 As well as having had their names logged into the central database to be sent away for 're-education' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 We pooled our superiority and now spend our life shitting on ginger rock stars and kids with ADD online. Life fails lets get wasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 ADD/ADHD didnt exist when I was growing up in the 80's/90's. First time I heard of it was when I went to study in the US in 2004. Every second person I met in college there proudly announced they had it within 5 minutes of meeting them. Same with bipolar/anxiety etc - I felt like I was studying in a fucking loony bin. Then I found out that loads of them went to their doctor and bullshitted them into getting diagnosed so they could get a script for Aderall which is speed. They were stockpiling their pills and selling them before exam time to other students so they could stay awake all night cramming for exams. I came back to Ireland in late 2005 and began to hear people saying their kid had ADD/ADHD for the first time ever. Turns out our idiot government was giving social welfare payments to parents who had kids with that condition. Low and behold there was an explosion of cases as unemployed professional welfare claimants rushed to grab another handout, not giving a shit that they were dosing their kids to the eyeballs in the process. Fucking scumbags. Its a bullshit disorder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 All invented by the pharmaceutical companies. We don't matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GivenToFly Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Technologies specifically made for communication stunt communication skills?I'm on my phone now but when I get to a computer I will give you the perspective of someone who is actually a living embodiment of the stereotype you guys are throwing around in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Technologies specifically made for communication stunt communication skills?I'm on my phone now but when I get to a computer I will give you the perspective of someone who is actually a living embodiment of the stereotype you guys are throwing around in this thread.Nah, you're alright mate, we got the picture long ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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