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Everyone, meet Genevieve Roseanne, who arrived on 23rd December. 

No booze for me last night. Early morning as usual.

Present from Uncle Lenny.

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29 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said:

Can the public see the warning points? I have only three, one of which was comparing the moderation to der Führer (always back to the Austrian with the moustache - I'm guilty of this myself). All three in 2016. Must have been having a bad year.

I seem to have turned over a new leaf post 2013.

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@Forsaken gave me a brilliant warning once, it just read 'I got mind control over Deebo' :lol: 

13 minutes ago, Dazey said:

I seem to have turned over a new leaf post 2013.

Having wiped your arse with the previous one...several times :lol:

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2 hours ago, DieselDaisy said:

Can the public see the warning points? I have only three, one of which was comparing the moderation to der Führer (always back to the Austrian with the moustache - I'm guilty of this myself). All three in 2016. Must have been having a bad year.

apparently warning points is same with notifications, just yourself can see it.

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2 hours ago, DieselDaisy said:

Did this Damascene conversion happen to coincide with your discovery of gormandising by any chance?

Not gonna lie. Had to google what that meant. And no. :lol: 

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I'm reading through my AARP magazine.  For those of you who don't know AARP is an organization for old folks and issues that face them.  They are always warning about seniors getting scammed.  Anyway, I look over at the full page ad:  Don't Miss Out on the Best Sex of Your Life.  I'm about to chuckle and move on but the words "discreet home video" stands out.  "Real people demonstrating real sexual techniques."  The word learn in bold and recommended by leading doctors.

Er, that's porn.  I'm no expert on that but that's just porn pretending to be education.  Who's getting scammed now AARP? :lol:

On the other hand, I'm sure the old folks who are into porn are happy to know somebody finally dropped the shitty story line and got right to the point.

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33 minutes ago, cineater said:

 

Er, that's porn.  I'm no expert on that but that's just porn pretending to be education. 

or "classroom porn" involving fit birds and pervert teachers. pretty advanced stuff, they're real connoisseurs it seems.

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14 minutes ago, action said:

or "classroom porn" involving fit birds and pervert teachers. pretty advanced stuff, they're real connoisseurs it seems.

Believe me the people in the ad weren't your seniors. :lol:  Maybe they figured it might be something we wanted to buy the kids for Christmas.  Take a shortcut to what we figured out over a lifetime and what your priority in life should be. :lol:

Have to say it was one of the most thought provoking things I've read in that magazine that gave me a good laugh. 

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11 minutes ago, cineater said:

Believe me the people in the ad weren't your seniors. :lol:  Maybe they figured it might be something we wanted to buy the kids for Christmas.  Take a shortcut to what we figured out over a lifetime and what your priority in life should be. :lol:

Have to say it was one of the most thought provoking things I've read in that magazine that gave me a good laugh. 

 

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1 hour ago, cineater said:

I'm reading through my AARP magazine.  For those of you who don't know AARP is an organization for old folks and issues that face them.  They are always warning about seniors getting scammed.  Anyway, I look over at the full page ad:  Don't Miss Out on the Best Sex of Your Life.  I'm about to chuckle and move on but the words "discreet home video" stands out.  "Real people demonstrating real sexual techniques."  The word learn in bold and recommended by leading doctors.

Er, that's porn.  I'm no expert on that but that's just porn pretending to be education.  Who's getting scammed now AARP? :lol:

On the other hand, I'm sure the old folks who are into porn are happy to know somebody finally dropped the shitty story line and got right to the point.

Hillarious!!

Reminds me of, I had a buddy in high school whose Dad had a locked closet in a locked attic where he'd go daily to practice naked yoga with his video instructors :lol:

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Doctor I have a bad case of farting, and they smell like a 100 year old grave. See, there it starts again, oof it's never been this bad. can you help me, doctor?

"I know just the right thing to do son", he told me. And from a small room behind his desk, he brought this long pointy hook.

"what are you going to do with me??" I screamed in horror while I held on to my buttocks.

"Oh, just going to open this window"

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I wanna change my fashion style, to resemble something more mature. Kind of a secret agent look. You know, the kind that solves murder cases with "just one more question".

Thinking of wearing a hat and coat like this in public, but I'm not sure if this will give me weird looks

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33 minutes ago, action said:

I wanna change my fashion style, to resemble something more mature. Kind of a secret agent look. You know, the kind that solves murder cases with "just one more question".

Thinking of wearing a hat and coat like this in public, but I'm not sure if this will give me weird looks

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That's less "secret agent" and more "not allowed within 100 metres of a school". :lol: 

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12 hours ago, EvanG said:

Speaking of the 70's... 50 years ago today Jimi passed away,

The Final Days of Jimi Hendrix | Entertainment | Culture | Luxury London

 

One of only a handful of people in the history of 20th century pop music that could concievably be described as being possessed with genius.  Bob Dylan is another.  Honestly, I really struggle for other examples without stretching and/or diluting the notion of genius.

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41 minutes ago, action said:

I wanna change my fashion style, to resemble something more mature. Kind of a secret agent look. You know, the kind that solves murder cases with "just one more question".

Thinking of wearing a hat and coat like this in public, but I'm not sure if this will give me weird looks

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That is more what you are looking for.  I have one myself, only in blue.  Anthony Sinclair, conduit cut.

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1 hour ago, Len Cnut said:

One of only a handful of people in the history of 20th century pop music that could concievably be described as being possessed with genius.  Bob Dylan is another.  Honestly, I really struggle for other examples without stretching and/or diluting the notion of genius.

joe cocker?

1 hour ago, Len Cnut said:

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That is more what you are looking for.  I have one myself, only in blue.  Anthony Sinclair, conduit cut.

yeah, but my dad always wore a long, beat up coat and I kind of wanna continue that trend

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joe cocker?

As I say, I struggle to name others.

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yeah, but my dad always wore a long, beat up coat and I kind of wanna continue that trend

Long black overcoats are pretty ubiquitous fella, why would anyone give you weird looks over one of those?  As far as beat up, well get a new one, eventually it'll look beat up if you wear it long enough.

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On 9/17/2020 at 10:31 AM, Ace Nova said:

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:awesomeface:

This cat looks very pissed off! Love cats. To me they are so precious and handsome or pretty all the time.

On 9/18/2020 at 7:47 AM, Len Cnut said:

As I say, I struggle to name others.

Long black overcoats are pretty ubiquitous fella, why would anyone give you weird looks over one of those?  As far as beat up, well get a new one, eventually it'll look beat up if you wear it long enough.

Columbo wore a long trench coat no matter what the weather in LA was. lol

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