magisme Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I've heard she's 3 ft tall, so you have to be into dwarves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Personally im well up for the birds role, ill gladly look after the kids and cook and clean and shit if it means i get to stay home all day, listen to James Brown and have a spliff or two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsys Posted January 8, 2015 Author Share Posted January 8, 2015 Personally im well up for the birds role, ill gladly look after the kids and cook and clean and shit if it means i get to stay home all day, listen to James Brown and have a spliff or two But no, it means you get to cook, clean, take care of kids, transport kids, laundry, have my bath and martini ready. Little hint, cooking up an onion to get those dinner smells going and pulling a comb through your hair makes a nice welcome for me when I get home, hon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I must shamefully admit that sometimes I get upset at the women when they won't bump my pickle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Personally im well up for the birds role, ill gladly look after the kids and cook and clean and shit if it means i get to stay home all day, listen to James Brown and have a spliff or two But no, it means you get to cook, clean, take care of kids, transport kids, laundry, have my bath and martini ready. Little hint, cooking up an onion to get those dinner smells going and pulling a comb through your hair makes a nice welcome for me when I get home, hon.Cook, clean, take care of kids, no problem. Transport kids? Bollocks, your the husband, I'm a bird, I can't be trusted to drive, you're transporting the kids! laundry, yeah, have your bath ready? Turn a couple of taps on and bung the salts in? No problem! Martini? Uh...I'll crack open a can of Stella for ya, you don't want me making a drink that involves mixing my dear! HOWEVER, once a month I'm gonna do your fuckin' head in, I want my housekeeping too, with no exceptions, plus some extra coin to get myself the new Jordans when they come out, it'd be nice if you'd bring me home flowers after work and nobody....but NOBODY can watch the telly when The Arsenal are on. Unless they're watching the game with me, if course!And also, sex. As a woman I require a good shaggin' at least twice a day otherwise I'm gonna start feeling unloved and not wanted. And thats when I want mind you, that don't work the other way round otherwise you're being over-bearing and boorish. Also, you have to be nice to my Mum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maynard Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I'm no longer upset with my woman. I'm spending some days with her, have to do the fucking dishes everyday but at least I get my brazuca sucked every night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsys Posted January 8, 2015 Author Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) Personally im well up for the birds role, ill gladly look after the kids and cook and clean and shit if it means i get to stay home all day, listen to James Brown and have a spliff or two But no, it means you get to cook, clean, take care of kids, transport kids, laundry, have my bath and martini ready. Little hint, cooking up an onion to get those dinner smells going and pulling a comb through your hair makes a nice welcome for me when I get home, hon.Cook, clean, take care of kids, no problem. Transport kids? Bollocks, your the husband, I'm a bird, I can't be trusted to drive, you're transporting the kids! laundry, yeah, have your bath ready? Turn a couple of taps on and bung the salts in? No problem! Martini? Uh...I'll crack open a can of Stella for ya, you don't want me making a drink that involves mixing my dear! HOWEVER, once a month I'm gonna do your fuckin' head in, I want my housekeeping too, with no exceptions, plus some extra coin to get myself the new Jordans when they come out, it'd be nice if you'd bring me home flowers after work and nobody....but NOBODY can watch the telly when The Arsenal are on. Unless they're watching the game with me, if course!And also, sex. As a woman I require a good shaggin' at least twice a day otherwise I'm gonna start feeling unloved and not wanted. And thats when I want mind you, that don't work the other way round otherwise you're being over-bearing and boorish. Also, you have to be nice to my Mum You had me at Arsenal, and at the regular shags, but I can't promise the nice nice to Mum. She drives me crazy! Edited January 8, 2015 by Orsys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Psst, dont worry, no one likes her really! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsys Posted January 12, 2015 Author Share Posted January 12, 2015 And then it was that God promised man that He would make good and obedient women to fill the corners of the world and then he made the world round, and He laughed and He laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Girls are pretty chill. I like their tits in my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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