Running This I Love lyrics through an Ebonics translator.

[J Dog]

Some favorite lines

so if you ax me why, she wouldn't say peace out...

I gots a gangbangin funky feelin, therez suttin wack todizzle....

where dat biiiatch was while dat biiiatch was chillin in another hoes bed...

so peek a boo, clear tha way, I be comin thru fo sho...

surprise gigs comin and shit!!!

[T-Minus]

Maybe this is how Brain actually remixed the album

[Facekicker]

First Letter to the Hall of Fame

To: Da Rock And Roll Hall Of Hype, Guns N' Roses Fans n' Whom It May Concern,

When tha nominations fo' tha Rock And Roll Hall Of Hype was first announced I had mixed emotions but, up in a effort ta be positive, wantin ta make da most thugged-out of thangs fo' tha hustlas n' wit they enthusiasm, I was honored, buckwild n' hoped dat somehow dis would be a phat thang. Of course I realized as thangs stood, if Guns N' Roses was ta be inducted it'd be somewhat of a cold-ass lil fucked up or awkward thang.

Since then we've listened ta fans, talked wit thugz of tha board of tha Hall Of Hype, communicated wit n' read various hood comments n' jabs from forma thugz of Guns N' Roses, had raps wit tha prez of tha Hall Of Hype, read various press (some legit, some contrived) n' read other artists' comments weighin up in publicly on Guns n' tha Hall wit they thoughts.

Under tha circumstances I feel we've been polite, courteous, n' open ta a amicable solution up in our efforts ta work suttin' out. Takin tha fuck into consideration tha history of Guns N' Roses, dem playas whoz ass plan ta git all up in along wit dem tha Hall fo' reasonz of they own, have chosen ta include up in "our" induction (that fo' tha record is decisions I don't smoke with, support or feel tha Hall has any right ta make), n' how tha fuck (albeit no easy as fuck task) dem involved wit tha Hall have handled thangs... no offense meant ta mah playas but tha Hall Of Hype Induction Ceremony don't step tha fuck up ta be somewhere I be straight-up wanted or bigged up.

For tha record, I would not begrudge mah playas from Guns they accomplishments or recognizzle fo' such. Neither I or mah playas up in mah camp has made any requests or demandz of tha Hall Of Hype. It aint nuthin but they show not mine.

That holla'd, I won't be attendin Da Rock And Roll Hall Of Hype Induction 2012 Ceremony n' I respectfully decline mah induction as a gangmember of Guns N' Roses ta tha Rock And Roll Hall Of Hype.

I straight fuckin request dat I not be inducted up in absentia n' please know dat no one be authorized nor may mah playas be permitted ta accept any induction fo' me or drop a rhyme on mah behalf. Neither forma members, label representatives nor tha Rock And Roll Hall Of Hype should imply whether directly, indirectly or by omission dat I be included up in any purported induction of "Guns N' Roses".

This decision is personal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. This letta is ta help clarify thangs from mah n' mah campz perspective. Neither is meant ta offend, battle or condemn. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Though unfortunately I be shizzle there is ghon be dem playas whoz ass take offense (Dogg knows how tha fuck long I be bout ta gotta contend wit tha fallout), I certainly don't intend ta disappoint mah playas, especially tha fans, wit dis decision. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since tha announcement of tha nomination we've actively sought up a solution ta what, wit all thangs considered, appears ta be a no win, at least fo' me, "damned if I do, damned if I don't" scenario all tha way around.

In regard ta a reunion of any kind of either tha Appetite or Illusion lineups, I've publicly made mah dirty ass mo' than clear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Nothingz chizzled.

Da only reason, at dis point, under tha circumstances, up in mah opinion whether under tha guise of "for tha fans" or whatever justification of tha moment, fo' mah playas ta continue ta ask, suggest or demand a reunion is misguided attempts ta distract from our efforts wit our current lineup of mah dirty ass, Dizzy Reed, Tommy Stinson, Frank Ferrer, Slick Rick Fortus, Chris Pitman, Ron "Bumblefoot" Thal n' DJ Ashba.

Izzy came up wit our asses all dem times back up in '06 n' I invited his ass ta join our asses at our LA Forum show last year. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Steven was at our show all up in tha Hard Rock, lata up in '06 up in Las Vegas, where I invited his ass ta our after-party n' was rewarded wit his subsequent rap battlez filled wit reunion lies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Lesson hustled. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Duff joined our asses up in 2010 n' again n' again n' again up in '11 along wit his crew, Loaded, openin up in Seattle n' Vancouver n' shit. For me, wit tha exception of Izzy or Duff joinin our asses on stage if they was so inclined somewhere up in tha future fo' a cold lil' woo wop or two, thatz enough.

Therez a seemingly endless amount of revisionizzle n' fantasies up there fo' tha sake of self-promotion n' bidnizz opportunitizzles maskin tha actual realities. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Until every last muthafuckin single one of dem generatin from or originatin wit tha earlier lineups has been brought up in tha light, there aint room ta consider a cold-ass lil conversation let ridin' solo a reunion.

Maybe if it was you it'd be different. Maybe you'd do it fo' dis reason or dis shit. Peace, whatever n' shit. I gots a straight-up boner fo' our crew now, nahmeean, biatch? We there fo' each other when tha goin getz rough cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce. We ludd our hustlas n' work ta give dem every last muthafuckin ounce ta tha bounce of juice n' ass we can.

So let chillin dawgs lie or lyin dawgs chill or whatever n' shit. Time ta move on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Muthafuckas git divorced. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Life don't owe you yo' own underground aiiight endin especially at another's, or up in dis case nuff muthafuckin others', expense.

But hey if ya gotta then maybe we can git tha "no show, grandstanding, publicitizzle stunt, disrespectful, da ruffneck don't care bout tha fans" crap outta tha way as quickly as we can n' letz move on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. No onez takin tha bizzle n' goin home. Don't git it twisted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. For mo' than a thugged-out decade n' a half we've endured tha double standards, tha greed of dis industry n' tha eva present seemingly limitless supply of wannabes n' unscrupulous, irresponsible media types. Not ta imply anythang up in dis particular circumstizzle yo, but from mah perspectizzle up in regard ta both tha Hall n' a reunion, tha ballz never been up in our court.

In closing, regardless of dis decision n' as hard ta believe or as ironic as it may seem, I'd like ta sincerely give props ta tha board fo' they nomination n' they votes fo' Guns' induction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Mo' blinginly I'd like ta give props ta tha hustlas fo' bein there over tha years, makin any success we've had possible n' fo' trippin' off n' supportin Guns N' Roses music.

I wish tha Hall a pimped out show, props ta all tha other artists bein inducted n' ta our hustlas our slick asses look forward ta seein you on tour!!

Sincerely,

Axl Rose

P.S. RIP Armand, Long Live ABC Pt III

:lol:

[maynard]

Life don't owe you yo' own underground aiiight endin especially at another's, or up in dis case nuff muthafuckin others', expense.

[Facekicker]

Madison Rant (Alternative)

What tha fuck do you know, biatch? Thatz right son! Yo ass don't give a fuck jack fuckin shiznit you fuckin ignorant, know it all, fuckin deluded, misguided, self blingin, self righteous, pious, lil' small-ass minded, clueless, bangin grilled, arrogant playaaaaaa. No one needz yo' opinions n' havin ta deal wit yo' constant abuse of privileges or tha miniscule amount of juice you've had here you wield like a mad salty, lesbian, wannabe, high school parkin lot rent-a-cop always grillin off like you some kind of authoritizzle which you far from. I gotta say it saddens me you continue ta babble yo' horseshiznit ta unsuspectin hustlas n' any names n' numbers you have iz of playas like you whoz ass try n' hurt others ta promote theyselves at they expense. Thatz tha only real thang you gots biiiatch. It aint nuthin but like Revolverz if not edited, cloudy recollection of events as I've never axed fo' mah playass hoodie bein' thrown outta anywhere let ridin' solo say I did but hey da thug won a cold-ass lil contest so he must be credible, whatever, no phat deed goes unpunished. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I don't work fo' you or gotta do a goddamn thang you be thinkin eva n' shit. Yo crazy-ass opinionz of anythang whatsoever don't count or mean jack shiznit ta me or mah playas up in dis camp. Yo ass is garbage, plain n' simple. Yo ass aint a gangbangin' hustla or a voice of reason... you a sick n' diseased mind spillin itz bile over tha internet. Well now you can drank up tha rewardz of tha crap thatz been spillin' outta yo' pie hole forever here n' trip off tha fermented, feted n' vulgar response you've been cultivatin n' achin for... fo' so long . Find another board dis one don't need yo thugged-out ass. Oh n' feel free ta jump up in all you wanna be wizzy warriors, ho defendaz n' biiiatch boi's, you ain't needed either n' shit. For tha rest of yo thugged-out ass... Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Surprise gigs comin'!!

[ZoSoRose]

[Strange Broue]

also this thread shows how low can a hip hop or a rap song sinked lyrically...


P.S. I lol'd a lot

Axl's Letter to the HOF

Cleveland, Ohio, Guns N' Roses Fans n' mah playas whoz shown support fo' mah decision regardin tha Rock And Roll Hall Of Hype:

"I seriously didn't plan on or expect tha overwhelmingly positizzle response n' hood support fo' mah decision regardin tha Rock And Roll Hall Of Hype. With such a generous outpourin of solidaritizzle from fans, media outlets, writas n' other artists, I be truly humbled, blown away n' unbelievably relieved hommie! To be honest, I thought it would go tha other way n' was just hopin ta drizzle tha storm fo' realz. As I holla'd, I sincerely didn't wanna disappoint mah playas. Well shiiiit, it gets oldschool bein tha outlaw even if 'itz only rock n' roll'.

"It took a shitload of focus n' ass searchin ta be sincere n' informatizzle while bustin a genuine effort ta be somewhat diplomatic. We made, what tha fuck I feel, is real efforts ta learn bout tha Hall n' tha Board, was rappin as I holla'd wit tha prez n' various members, n' though I inducted Elton Jizzy n' Bernie Taupin up in '94 sayin suttin' ta tha effect of 'I be peepin' what tha fuck tha Hallz about...'

"I still don't exactly know or KNOW what tha fuck tha Hall is or how tha fuck or why it make scrilla, where tha scrilla goes, whoz ass chizzlez tha votas n' why mah playas or dis board decides who, outta all tha artists up in tha ghetto dat have contributed ta dis genre, officially 'rock' enough ta be up in tha Hall?

"This aint a attack. These is genuine thangs I aint gots enough verified shiznit on ta have mo' than rough ideas. Certainly not enough shiznit ta make any judgments about.

"I wanna apologize ta Cleveland, Ohio fo' not apologizin ta dem beforehand fo' not attendin [the ceremony] up in they hood. I be thinkin they know how tha fuck much I genuinely ludd struttin there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Cleveland do up in fact Rock!!

"Now dat tha smokez cleared a lil, any desperate, misguided attacks done been just that, a pathetic stab at ghetto hype, some lame vindictiveness, tha usual entitlement crap, he obsessed, crazy, volatile, a hater n' shit. I once looted a homeless biatch a slice of pizzy whoz ass yelled all up in mah grill dat biiiiatch wanted soup. We gots her tha soup. Yo ass can git yo' own.

"Again: HUGE props ta tha hustlas n' ta mah playas fo' tha incredible hood support. My fuckin props ta tha other artists inducted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time fo' realz. And mah apologies ta tha hood n' playaz of Cleveland, Ohio. I hope you gonna forgive me n' our crazy asses hope ta peep you again n' again n' again soon!

"Keep Rockin',
Axl

"Unlike mah open letta ta tha Rock And Roll Hall Of Hype, Guns N' Roses Fans n' Whom It May Concern dis was freestyled fo' GNRz straight-up legit joint, Facebizzle account n' mah underground twitta account n' not intended as a press release. If mah playas do chizzle ta pick dis up as has been done previously I'd appreciate if you'd run up in full includin dis paragraph so as not ta give a partial picture, have thangs taken outta context or ta imply or inadvertently give tha impression dis was intended fo' other outlets.

Thanks up in advance. Peace."

OMFG i lolled so hard
i save this for potential future use

Edited April 9, 2015 by Strange Broue

[Dr. Who]

And now I don't know why

She went and fucked that guy

But then it seems that I

Had shot cum in her eye

And though she waved goodbye

I can't deny

I just won't her die

Cause her puss it fits just fine

All the way inside

So if you ask me why

I shot it in her eye

There is a reason why

Even on the darkest night

She can't deny

No matter how I try

They say my rods not so high

So what's abuse if I

Whack it till it dies

I'm so hard

So if her pussy's near me

I hope to God it needs me

There's no one else could could ever make me rock

As she rides

I hoped she'd never tease me

Please cops you must believe me

I fucked the universe and shot cum in her eyes

[magisme]

[Facekicker]

[majormayhem]

Heres the mygnrforum welcome note.

Yo, wuz crackalackin', biatch? Yo ass is smokin mygnrforum.com Guns N' Roses Forum

Regista now ta bust access ta all of our features. Once registered n' logged in, yo big-ass booty is ghon be able ta create topics, post replies ta existin threads, give hype ta yo' fellow members, git yo' own private messenger, post status thugged-out shit, manage yo' flava n' so much mo' n' mo' n' mo'. This message is ghon be removed once you have signed in.

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[Facekicker]

Heres the mygnrforum welcome note.

Yo, wuz crackalackin', biatch? Yo ass is smokin mygnrforum.com Guns N' Roses Forum

Regista now ta bust access ta all of our features. Once registered n' logged in, yo big-ass booty is ghon be able ta create topics, post replies ta existin threads, give hype ta yo' fellow members, git yo' own private messenger, post status thugged-out shit, manage yo' flava n' so much mo' n' mo' n' mo'. This message is ghon be removed once you have signed in.

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MODS: PLEASE CONSIDER A NAME CHANGE FROM LIKES TO HYPE

[Facekicker]

Mista Muthafuckin President,

Nuff props fo' takin tha time ta read dis letter n' shit. In 2009 I n' Guns N' Roses was both fortunate n' privileged enough ta big-ass up in yo' ghetto up in Jakarta fo' tha Indonesian playas where we enjoyed n' was taken aback by tha incredible warmth of tha Indonesian hustlas durin our performizzle n' up in meetin hustlas n' playas there wherever we went. Dat shiznit was a straight-up special n' bangin experience we is fortunate ta have had n' ta have as fond memories. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! I wanna express our sincere props ta yo' ghetto fo' showin our asses such warm n' enthusiastic hospitizzleity.

Da main concern of dis correspondence is up in regard ta tha impendin executionz of Andrew Chan n' Myuran Sukumaran of tha crew referred ta as tha Bali Nine n' of Mary Jane Fiesta Veloso. In followin they stories up in regard ta particular comments made up in they regard by tha Attorney General of Indonesia dat they efforts n' dem of they representatives all up in tha courts "are just buyin time" I feel wit all due respect compelled ta ask why a posse straight-up legit derides tha effortz of mah playas tryin ta save they own game or tha livez of others all up in proper legal channels, biatch? And if or why tha posse of Indonesia condones such comments by its officials?

As all three is still kickin it these is clearly not cases where not a god damn thang can or should be done by dem playas whoz ass care ta do they utmost up in efforts ta spare em. Under tha circumstances it would seem dat if they is executed regrettably tha Indonesian posse becomes tha mo' bitch ass criminal.

I appeal ta you Mista Muthafuckin President, Mista Muthafuckin Joko Widodo ta use yo' juice up in ways ta strengthen internationistic relationshizzlez between yo' ghetto n' others, ta show yo' ghettoz strength n' allow tha ghetto ta witnizz a extraordinary act of humanitizzle n' bravery on yours n' yo' ghettoz part.

To show each of our asses dat there can be hope n' legit redemption up in timez of hopelessnizz n' despair, dat rehabilitation n' turnin onez game round aint just fo' onez place up in what tha fuck if any afterlife there may be or one believes up in but here on dis earth where it can do each of our asses da most thugged-out phat up in dis game now, nahmeean, biatch? Where legit justice is betta bigged up up in not cappin', not endin tha livez of n' not beatin tha livin shiznit outta others but instead up in dis case, dis thang, right now up in dis moment up in yo' handz up in sparin tha livez of these two able bodied lil' pimps who've proven up in tha Indonesian prison system they is mo' than capable of bein productizzle n' positizzle contributors ta society.

Their crimes was now long ago, they hearts n' mindz forever chizzled by they crimes, they trials, tha hurt they've caused they loved ones, they ghettomen, they rehabilitation, remorse, tha lastin n' deeply embedded fearz of tha crushin realitizzle of straight-up real n' drastic game n' dirtnap consequences n' they deepest desires ta become different n' betta playas n' if not ta be forgiven ta be shown mercy n' given tha opportunitizzle ta prove theyselves.

In a ghetto where tha wack often outweighs tha phat n' evil n' negativitizzle would step tha fuck up mo' n' mo' prevalent we need n' can use every last muthafuckin thug choosin ta cook up a gangbangin' finger-lickin' difference however dat chizzle came bout dat we can get, dat we can save, dat we can salvage n' we can spare tha livez of includin dem playas whoz ass have peeped n' hustled from tha errorz of they ways n' up in bustin so we show tha entire ghetto dat we is capable of forgivenizz n' mercy, a much pimped outa sense of courage, strength n' humanitizzle n' bein so much mo' than dat which seeks ta overcome n' destroy us.

To not do so do not bust as much a message of deterrence but rather a cold-ass lil cold, wack n' uncarin message of hopelessnizz n' blindnizz by tha powers dat be. Please do not be dis type of dude, dis type of individual blinded by rigiditizzle n' inflexibilitizzle n' ignorin yo' legit juice n' wisdom by not acknowledgin legit chizzle verified, witnessed n' confirmed by virtually all who've been involved wit either of these pimps durin they incarceration.

It aint nuthin but legit I do not know these pimps nor have I kicked it wit dem but they rap has touched mah crazy ass deeply. I as well as nuff others could easily have found ourselves up in they fucked up n' unarguably self-inflicted position. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Muthafuckas make mistakes, sometimes big-ass n' horribly regrettable mistakes n' sometimes mo' blinginly playas learn from they mistakes n' make freshly smoked up chizzles, strive n' succeed at legit positizzle chizzle. To not acknowledge n' give such chizzle tha opportunitizzle ta prove itz value would seem up in dis case a pimped outa crime than dem originally committed.

This is clearly not a cold-ass lil case of hardened, unrepentant, violent or greed driven killaz wit no regard fo' tha livez of others. They is not con pimps lyin n' fakin they behavior over all these muthafuckin years only ta return ta tha playas they once was n' is no longer n' shit. That these dudes must take a thugged-out dirtnap purely as a example ta others is up in mah opinion akin ta a kidnapper or terrorist cappin' hostages ta make they point n' have they demandz met. In carryin up they dirtnap sentences tha example shown here is one of draconian justice where tha punishment up in dis stage of tha condemnedz lives by virtue of they rehabilitation n' genuine remorse over all these muthafuckin years no longer fits tha original gangsta crime.

To bust a cap up in these pimps under these conditionz of they profound n' proven chizzle fo' tha betta seems a funky-ass barbaric, backward n' truly disgraceful act of pride, ego, fear n' prejudice, prejudice against yo' own system n' tha soulz of mah playas whoz ass has committed whatz been deemed a cold-ass lil crime from one dizzle makin amendz n' havin tha opportunitizzle ta make thangs right by how tha fuck they live they lives n' not how tha fuck they is brutally n' wit disregard executed.

In tha case n' impedin execution of Mary Jane Fiesta Veloso executin dem on tha bottom rungz of tha ladder up in tha chain of sticky-icky-icky traffickin or dem caught up in tha wizzy of human traffickin whoz ass may not have had tha luxury of qualified representation or even proper translators durin they trial seems mo' than unfair n' proves what, biatch? That a posse chizzlez ta condemn dem dat it would step tha fuck up few if mah playas truly cares bout or has eva cared bout ta begin with, biatch? A mutha whoz like possibly sincere hopez of bustin a funky-ass betta game fo' her n' her lil pimps done been destroyed up in a tragic circumstizzle n' wit her execution only make thangs worse fo' her crew n' tha sorrow of dem playas whoz ass do care dat much pimped outer.

I realize I be no one n' no one ta git involved wit yo' affairs or dem of yo' posse n' how tha fuck dis letta readz or mah playas other than yo ass be thinkin of it is irrelevant. Only tha livez of these three human beings is whatz blingin now, nahmeean, biatch? That holla'd I did not drop a rhyme up in jest or empty flattery when I was rappin of how tha fuck I n' mah organization was affected by tha depth of warmth shown our asses by tha Indonesian playas durin our performizzle n' stay up in Jakarta.

I ask you now ta show such pimped out depth of humanitizzle n' comboner now ta these dudes n' ta deny yo' bloodlust up in yo' war on sticky-icky-ickys n' grant clemency ta these three dudes n' give dem a permanent stay of execution n' ta chizzle tha course of yo' own game n' place up in both yo' ghettoz n' ghetto history. No other can do what tha fuck you ridin' solo have tha juice ta do n' dat is tha juice ta show benevolence n' mercy where mercy can be truly appreciated n' given itz proper respect not only by tha condemned but by tha entire ghetto n' itz nuff leaders.

Give dem a cold-ass lil chizzle ta prove you right by livin where they dirtnaps at dis stage can only prove tragic n' by all involved avoidable n' unnecessary. You've made yo' point n' struck fear up in both tha hearts n' mindz of tha condemned n' mah playas even remotely thankin bout wack chizzlez or already involved up in dem ghettos. Their crimes was not committed on yo' watch. Life is tha only thang blingin now, not dirtnap but game.

Sincerely,

W fo' realz. Axl Rose

[majormayhem]

In a ghetto where tha wack often outweighs tha phat

Mista Muthafuckin President,

Nuff props fo' takin tha time ta read dis letter n' shit. In 2009 I n' Guns N' Roses was both fortunate n' privileged enough ta big-ass up in yo' ghetto up in Jakarta fo' tha Indonesian playas where we enjoyed n' was taken aback by tha incredible warmth of tha Indonesian hustlas durin our performizzle n' up in meetin hustlas n' playas there wherever we went. Dat shiznit was a straight-up special n' bangin experience we is fortunate ta have had n' ta have as fond memories. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! I wanna express our sincere props ta yo' ghetto fo' showin our asses such warm n' enthusiastic hospitizzleity.

Da main concern of dis correspondence is up in regard ta tha impendin executionz of Andrew Chan n' Myuran Sukumaran of tha crew referred ta as tha Bali Nine n' of Mary Jane Fiesta Veloso. In followin they stories up in regard ta particular comments made up in they regard by tha Attorney General of Indonesia dat they efforts n' dem of they representatives all up in tha courts "are just buyin time" I feel wit all due respect compelled ta ask why a posse straight-up legit derides tha effortz of mah playas tryin ta save they own game or tha livez of others all up in proper legal channels, biatch? And if or why tha posse of Indonesia condones such comments by its officials?

As all three is still kickin it these is clearly not cases where not a god damn thang can or should be done by dem playas whoz ass care ta do they utmost up in efforts ta spare em. Under tha circumstances it would seem dat if they is executed regrettably tha Indonesian posse becomes tha mo' bitch ass criminal.

I appeal ta you Mista Muthafuckin President, Mista Muthafuckin Joko Widodo ta use yo' juice up in ways ta strengthen internationistic relationshizzlez between yo' ghetto n' others, ta show yo' ghettoz strength n' allow tha ghetto ta witnizz a extraordinary act of humanitizzle n' bravery on yours n' yo' ghettoz part.

To show each of our asses dat there can be hope n' legit redemption up in timez of hopelessnizz n' despair, dat rehabilitation n' turnin onez game round aint just fo' onez place up in what tha fuck if any afterlife there may be or one believes up in but here on dis earth where it can do each of our asses da most thugged-out phat up in dis game now, nahmeean, biatch? Where legit justice is betta bigged up up in not cappin', not endin tha livez of n' not beatin tha livin shiznit outta others but instead up in dis case, dis thang, right now up in dis moment up in yo' handz up in sparin tha livez of these two able bodied lil' pimps who've proven up in tha Indonesian prison system they is mo' than capable of bein productizzle n' positizzle contributors ta society.

Their crimes was now long ago, they hearts n' mindz forever chizzled by they crimes, they trials, tha hurt they've caused they loved ones, they ghettomen, they rehabilitation, remorse, tha lastin n' deeply embedded fearz of tha crushin realitizzle of straight-up real n' drastic game n' dirtnap consequences n' they deepest desires ta become different n' betta playas n' if not ta be forgiven ta be shown mercy n' given tha opportunitizzle ta prove theyselves.

In a ghetto where tha wack often outweighs tha phat n' evil n' negativitizzle would step tha fuck up mo' n' mo' prevalent we need n' can use every last muthafuckin thug choosin ta cook up a gangbangin' finger-lickin' difference however dat chizzle came bout dat we can get, dat we can save, dat we can salvage n' we can spare tha livez of includin dem playas whoz ass have peeped n' hustled from tha errorz of they ways n' up in bustin so we show tha entire ghetto dat we is capable of forgivenizz n' mercy, a much pimped outa sense of courage, strength n' humanitizzle n' bein so much mo' than dat which seeks ta overcome n' destroy us.

To not do so do not bust as much a message of deterrence but rather a cold-ass lil cold, wack n' uncarin message of hopelessnizz n' blindnizz by tha powers dat be. Please do not be dis type of dude, dis type of individual blinded by rigiditizzle n' inflexibilitizzle n' ignorin yo' legit juice n' wisdom by not acknowledgin legit chizzle verified, witnessed n' confirmed by virtually all who've been involved wit either of these pimps durin they incarceration.

It aint nuthin but legit I do not know these pimps nor have I kicked it wit dem but they rap has touched mah crazy ass deeply. I as well as nuff others could easily have found ourselves up in they fucked up n' unarguably self-inflicted position. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Muthafuckas make mistakes, sometimes big-ass n' horribly regrettable mistakes n' sometimes mo' blinginly playas learn from they mistakes n' make freshly smoked up chizzles, strive n' succeed at legit positizzle chizzle. To not acknowledge n' give such chizzle tha opportunitizzle ta prove itz value would seem up in dis case a pimped outa crime than dem originally committed.

This is clearly not a cold-ass lil case of hardened, unrepentant, violent or greed driven killaz wit no regard fo' tha livez of others. They is not con pimps lyin n' fakin they behavior over all these muthafuckin years only ta return ta tha playas they once was n' is no longer n' shit. That these dudes must take a thugged-out dirtnap purely as a example ta others is up in mah opinion akin ta a kidnapper or terrorist cappin' hostages ta make they point n' have they demandz met. In carryin up they dirtnap sentences tha example shown here is one of draconian justice where tha punishment up in dis stage of tha condemnedz lives by virtue of they rehabilitation n' genuine remorse over all these muthafuckin years no longer fits tha original gangsta crime.

To bust a cap up in these pimps under these conditionz of they profound n' proven chizzle fo' tha betta seems a funky-ass barbaric, backward n' truly disgraceful act of pride, ego, fear n' prejudice, prejudice against yo' own system n' tha soulz of mah playas whoz ass has committed whatz been deemed a cold-ass lil crime from one dizzle makin amendz n' havin tha opportunitizzle ta make thangs right by how tha fuck they live they lives n' not how tha fuck they is brutally n' wit disregard executed.

In tha case n' impedin execution of Mary Jane Fiesta Veloso executin dem on tha bottom rungz of tha ladder up in tha chain of sticky-icky-icky traffickin or dem caught up in tha wizzy of human traffickin whoz ass may not have had tha luxury of qualified representation or even proper translators durin they trial seems mo' than unfair n' proves what, biatch? That a posse chizzlez ta condemn dem dat it would step tha fuck up few if mah playas truly cares bout or has eva cared bout ta begin with, biatch? A mutha whoz like possibly sincere hopez of bustin a funky-ass betta game fo' her n' her lil pimps done been destroyed up in a tragic circumstizzle n' wit her execution only make thangs worse fo' her crew n' tha sorrow of dem playas whoz ass do care dat much pimped outer.

I realize I be no one n' no one ta git involved wit yo' affairs or dem of yo' posse n' how tha fuck dis letta readz or mah playas other than yo ass be thinkin of it is irrelevant. Only tha livez of these three human beings is whatz blingin now, nahmeean, biatch? That holla'd I did not drop a rhyme up in jest or empty flattery when I was rappin of how tha fuck I n' mah organization was affected by tha depth of warmth shown our asses by tha Indonesian playas durin our performizzle n' stay up in Jakarta.

I ask you now ta show such pimped out depth of humanitizzle n' comboner now ta these dudes n' ta deny yo' bloodlust up in yo' war on sticky-icky-ickys n' grant clemency ta these three dudes n' give dem a permanent stay of execution n' ta chizzle tha course of yo' own game n' place up in both yo' ghettoz n' ghetto history. No other can do what tha fuck you ridin' solo have tha juice ta do n' dat is tha juice ta show benevolence n' mercy where mercy can be truly appreciated n' given itz proper respect not only by tha condemned but by tha entire ghetto n' itz nuff leaders.

Give dem a cold-ass lil chizzle ta prove you right by livin where they dirtnaps at dis stage can only prove tragic n' by all involved avoidable n' unnecessary. You've made yo' point n' struck fear up in both tha hearts n' mindz of tha condemned n' mah playas even remotely thankin bout wack chizzlez or already involved up in dem ghettos. Their crimes was not committed on yo' watch. Life is tha only thang blingin now, not dirtnap but game.

Sincerely,

W fo' realz. Axl Rose

In a ghetto where tha wack often outweighs tha phat

There's just to much quote lol

[ale finck]

AWESOME ! hahahahah

[Nosaj Thing]

Mista Muthafuckin President,

Nuff props fo' takin tha time ta read dis letter n' shit. In 2009 I n' Guns N' Roses was both fortunate n' privileged enough ta big-ass up in yo' ghetto up in Jakarta fo' tha Indonesian playas where we enjoyed n' was taken aback by tha incredible warmth of tha Indonesian hustlas durin our performizzle n' up in meetin hustlas n' playas there wherever we went. Dat shiznit was a straight-up special n' bangin experience we is fortunate ta have had n' ta have as fond memories. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! I wanna express our sincere props ta yo' ghetto fo' showin our asses such warm n' enthusiastic hospitizzleity.

Da main concern of dis correspondence is up in regard ta tha impendin executionz of Andrew Chan n' Myuran Sukumaran of tha crew referred ta as tha Bali Nine n' of Mary Jane Fiesta Veloso. In followin they stories up in regard ta particular comments made up in they regard by tha Attorney General of Indonesia dat they efforts n' dem of they representatives all up in tha courts "are just buyin time" I feel wit all due respect compelled ta ask why a posse straight-up legit derides tha effortz of mah playas tryin ta save they own game or tha livez of others all up in proper legal channels, biatch? And if or why tha posse of Indonesia condones such comments by its officials?

As all three is still kickin it these is clearly not cases where not a god damn thang can or should be done by dem playas whoz ass care ta do they utmost up in efforts ta spare em. Under tha circumstances it would seem dat if they is executed regrettably tha Indonesian posse becomes tha mo' bitch ass criminal.

I appeal ta you Mista Muthafuckin President, Mista Muthafuckin Joko Widodo ta use yo' juice up in ways ta strengthen internationistic relationshizzlez between yo' ghetto n' others, ta show yo' ghettoz strength n' allow tha ghetto ta witnizz a extraordinary act of humanitizzle n' bravery on yours n' yo' ghettoz part.

To show each of our asses dat there can be hope n' legit redemption up in timez of hopelessnizz n' despair, dat rehabilitation n' turnin onez game round aint just fo' onez place up in what tha fuck if any afterlife there may be or one believes up in but here on dis earth where it can do each of our asses da most thugged-out phat up in dis game now, nahmeean, biatch? Where legit justice is betta bigged up up in not cappin', not endin tha livez of n' not beatin tha livin shiznit outta others but instead up in dis case, dis thang, right now up in dis moment up in yo' handz up in sparin tha livez of these two able bodied lil' pimps who've proven up in tha Indonesian prison system they is mo' than capable of bein productizzle n' positizzle contributors ta society.

Their crimes was now long ago, they hearts n' mindz forever chizzled by they crimes, they trials, tha hurt they've caused they loved ones, they ghettomen, they rehabilitation, remorse, tha lastin n' deeply embedded fearz of tha crushin realitizzle of straight-up real n' drastic game n' dirtnap consequences n' they deepest desires ta become different n' betta playas n' if not ta be forgiven ta be shown mercy n' given tha opportunitizzle ta prove theyselves.

In a ghetto where tha wack often outweighs tha phat n' evil n' negativitizzle would step tha fuck up mo' n' mo' prevalent we need n' can use every last muthafuckin thug choosin ta cook up a gangbangin' finger-lickin' difference however dat chizzle came bout dat we can get, dat we can save, dat we can salvage n' we can spare tha livez of includin dem playas whoz ass have peeped n' hustled from tha errorz of they ways n' up in bustin so we show tha entire ghetto dat we is capable of forgivenizz n' mercy, a much pimped outa sense of courage, strength n' humanitizzle n' bein so much mo' than dat which seeks ta overcome n' destroy us.

To not do so do not bust as much a message of deterrence but rather a cold-ass lil cold, wack n' uncarin message of hopelessnizz n' blindnizz by tha powers dat be. Please do not be dis type of dude, dis type of individual blinded by rigiditizzle n' inflexibilitizzle n' ignorin yo' legit juice n' wisdom by not acknowledgin legit chizzle verified, witnessed n' confirmed by virtually all who've been involved wit either of these pimps durin they incarceration.

It aint nuthin but legit I do not know these pimps nor have I kicked it wit dem but they rap has touched mah crazy ass deeply. I as well as nuff others could easily have found ourselves up in they fucked up n' unarguably self-inflicted position. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Muthafuckas make mistakes, sometimes big-ass n' horribly regrettable mistakes n' sometimes mo' blinginly playas learn from they mistakes n' make freshly smoked up chizzles, strive n' succeed at legit positizzle chizzle. To not acknowledge n' give such chizzle tha opportunitizzle ta prove itz value would seem up in dis case a pimped outa crime than dem originally committed.

This is clearly not a cold-ass lil case of hardened, unrepentant, violent or greed driven killaz wit no regard fo' tha livez of others. They is not con pimps lyin n' fakin they behavior over all these muthafuckin years only ta return ta tha playas they once was n' is no longer n' shit. That these dudes must take a thugged-out dirtnap purely as a example ta others is up in mah opinion akin ta a kidnapper or terrorist cappin' hostages ta make they point n' have they demandz met. In carryin up they dirtnap sentences tha example shown here is one of draconian justice where tha punishment up in dis stage of tha condemnedz lives by virtue of they rehabilitation n' genuine remorse over all these muthafuckin years no longer fits tha original gangsta crime.

To bust a cap up in these pimps under these conditionz of they profound n' proven chizzle fo' tha betta seems a funky-ass barbaric, backward n' truly disgraceful act of pride, ego, fear n' prejudice, prejudice against yo' own system n' tha soulz of mah playas whoz ass has committed whatz been deemed a cold-ass lil crime from one dizzle makin amendz n' havin tha opportunitizzle ta make thangs right by how tha fuck they live they lives n' not how tha fuck they is brutally n' wit disregard executed.

In tha case n' impedin execution of Mary Jane Fiesta Veloso executin dem on tha bottom rungz of tha ladder up in tha chain of sticky-icky-icky traffickin or dem caught up in tha wizzy of human traffickin whoz ass may not have had tha luxury of qualified representation or even proper translators durin they trial seems mo' than unfair n' proves what, biatch? That a posse chizzlez ta condemn dem dat it would step tha fuck up few if mah playas truly cares bout or has eva cared bout ta begin with, biatch? A mutha whoz like possibly sincere hopez of bustin a funky-ass betta game fo' her n' her lil pimps done been destroyed up in a tragic circumstizzle n' wit her execution only make thangs worse fo' her crew n' tha sorrow of dem playas whoz ass do care dat much pimped outer.

I realize I be no one n' no one ta git involved wit yo' affairs or dem of yo' posse n' how tha fuck dis letta readz or mah playas other than yo ass be thinkin of it is irrelevant. Only tha livez of these three human beings is whatz blingin now, nahmeean, biatch? That holla'd I did not drop a rhyme up in jest or empty flattery when I was rappin of how tha fuck I n' mah organization was affected by tha depth of warmth shown our asses by tha Indonesian playas durin our performizzle n' stay up in Jakarta.

I ask you now ta show such pimped out depth of humanitizzle n' comboner now ta these dudes n' ta deny yo' bloodlust up in yo' war on sticky-icky-ickys n' grant clemency ta these three dudes n' give dem a permanent stay of execution n' ta chizzle tha course of yo' own game n' place up in both yo' ghettoz n' ghetto history. No other can do what tha fuck you ridin' solo have tha juice ta do n' dat is tha juice ta show benevolence n' mercy where mercy can be truly appreciated n' given itz proper respect not only by tha condemned but by tha entire ghetto n' itz nuff leaders.

Give dem a cold-ass lil chizzle ta prove you right by livin where they dirtnaps at dis stage can only prove tragic n' by all involved avoidable n' unnecessary. You've made yo' point n' struck fear up in both tha hearts n' mindz of tha condemned n' mah playas even remotely thankin bout wack chizzlez or already involved up in dem ghettos. Their crimes was not committed on yo' watch. Life is tha only thang blingin now, not dirtnap but game.

Sincerely,

W fo' realz. Axl Rose

"in dem ghettos"

[maynard]

"In a ghetto where tha wack often outweighs tha phat..." - That's beautiful.