Facekicker Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 A city lawyer has a special request for President Barack Obama.His dream is to marry one of Obama’s daughters, Malia, and he is ready to pay 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats as bride price.Speaking to The Nairobian, Kiprono, who hit the headlines when he moved to court seeking to have William Ruto sworn in as president when Uhuru travelled to The Hague for his ICC case, said he is ready to meet Obama to discuss the matter when the US president visits in July.“I got interested in her in 2008. As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price,” he said.The young lawyer claims his love for Malia is real and not infatuation.He claims Malia has Kenyan blood since her father Obama has Kenyan roots.“People might say I am after the family’s money, which is not the case. My love is real,” he said, adding that, “I am currently drafting a letter to Obama asking him to please have Malia accompany him for this trip. I hope the embassy will pass the letter to him. I will hand it over to the US Ambassador with whom we have interacted several times.”The lawyer said that should Obama accept his request, his engagement to the ‘love of his life’ will be “unique with a twist.”“If my request is granted, I will not resort to the cliché of popping champagne. Instead, I will surprise her with mursik, the traditional Kalenjin sour milk. As an indication that she is my queen, I will tie sinendet, which is a sacred plant, around her head,” he said.Kiprono adds that he will avoid expensive hotels in the city.“I will propose to her on a popular hill in Bureti near my father’s land where leaders and warriors are usually crowned. The place is called Kapkatet, which means ‘victory’, adding, “ours will be a simple life. I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali and prepare mursik like any other Kalenjin woman,” he said. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 When you think about how much meat is on each of those animals, and the going market rate for each, that's pretty generous. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted May 28, 2015 Author Share Posted May 28, 2015 It was more than what was offered for Chelsea Clinton by another Kenyan lad a while back.Which makes sense. I mean, Chelsea? Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted May 28, 2015 Author Share Posted May 28, 2015 I might cupcake Tinder by setting up an account for a Kenyan Lawyer whose opening line is "How many cows, goats and sheep does your father want?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 He is really trying his hardest to dispel myths about Africa here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosaj Thing Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 And all I got was a lousy ring! They say diamonds are forever, but there's a lifetime of burgers right there 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted May 28, 2015 Author Share Posted May 28, 2015 (edited) "See that one there with the horns, we'll name that goat Downzy.""Repeat after me - No more shitting in The Rose Garden! Yes We Can!""Goddamn, that ass is almost as big as my wife's." Edited May 28, 2015 by Facekicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunsguy Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Thats epic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Is she legal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Is she legal?Anything Goes in Kenya. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Probably completely reasonable from a wealthy Kenyan point of view, but from a Western perspective it seems ridiculous... Total culture clash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 It was more than what was offered for Chelsea Clinton by another Kenyan lad a while back.Which makes sense. I mean, Chelsea? Really?Butterface.I might cupcake Tinder by setting up an account for a Kenyan Lawyer whose opening line is "How many cows, goats and sheep does your father want?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 obama should jump on that deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 LEAVE CHELSEA ALONE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Is she legal?Anything Goes in Kenya.If she can cook and clean, and don't talk back, she's old enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 That is a generous offer. He must be a Kenyan equivalent to a billionaire. He has been interested in her since she was 10 years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 (edited) Seems like a deal. In the US Obama won't get that. 50 goats? That's like 10 years of chewed sneakers. Free! Edited May 29, 2015 by wasted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 obama should jump on that deal.Be a hell of a lot more productive than the ACA. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streak Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 He has has to be jlking surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sturginho Posted May 29, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2015 It was more than what was offered for Chelsea Clinton by another Kenyan lad a while back.Which makes sense. I mean, Chelsea? Really? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 He has has to be jlking surely?I dont trust a man swapping goats for a wife, does that mean he was shagging the goats first now he's graduating to womenfolk? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 He has been interested in her since she was 10 years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Never even knew he had a daughter now i think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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