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Kenyan Lawyer offers 30 goats, 50 cows and 70 sheep to marry Malia Obama


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A city lawyer has a special request for President Barack Obama.
His dream is to marry one of Obama’s daughters, Malia, and he is ready to pay 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats as bride price.

Speaking to The Nairobian, Kiprono, who hit the headlines when he moved to court seeking to have William Ruto sworn in as president when Uhuru travelled to The Hague for his ICC case, said he is ready to meet Obama to discuss the matter when the US president visits in July.

I got interested in her in 2008. As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price,” he said.

The young lawyer claims his love for Malia is real and not infatuation.
He claims Malia has Kenyan blood since her father Obama has Kenyan roots.

“People might say I am after the family’s money, which is not the case. My love is real,” he said, adding that, “I am currently drafting a letter to Obama asking him to please have Malia accompany him for this trip. I hope the embassy will pass the letter to him. I will hand it over to the US Ambassador with whom we have interacted several times.”

The lawyer said that should Obama accept his request, his engagement to the ‘love of his life’ will be “unique with a twist.”

“If my request is granted, I will not resort to the cliché of popping champagne. Instead, I will surprise her with mursik, the traditional Kalenjin sour milk. As an indication that she is my queen, I will tie sinendet, which is a sacred plant, around her head,” he said.

Kiprono adds that he will avoid expensive hotels in the city.
“I will propose to her on a popular hill in Bureti near my father’s land where leaders and warriors are usually crowned. The place is called Kapkatet, which means ‘victory’, adding, “ours will be a simple life. I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali and prepare mursik like any other Kalenjin woman,” he said.


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"See that one there with the horns, we'll name that goat Downzy."


"Repeat after me - No more shitting in The Rose Garden! Yes We Can!"


"Goddamn, that ass is almost as big as my wife's."

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It was more than what was offered for Chelsea Clinton by another Kenyan lad a while back.

Which makes sense. I mean, Chelsea? Really?


I might cupcake Tinder by setting up an account for a Kenyan Lawyer whose opening line is "How many cows, goats and sheep does your father want?"


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