SoulMonster Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Peanuts and feta cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 This reply is off topic, but the thread title reminded me of this story, which is too funny not to share.On Friday night, I was getting pretty sloshed at an open bar with a good girlfriend. I ate way more fish (including trout and crab which was a first for me) than I would normally. And way more salad than normal too. I will definitely try trout again sober. My friend was approaching the oyster table and the random woman stood nearby asked "have your tried oysters? I imagine it's like swallowing sperm".My friend was pretty shocked at this remark but responded quickly "I wouldn't know, ladies don't do such things". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Don't eat it regularly, but nachos made with nacho cheese Doritos were pretty money. Usually if I'm fucked up enough to start making weird food, I'm blacked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreakDown2014 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Chorizos with Marmalade.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 (edited) Don't eat it regularly, but nachos made with cheese supreme Doritos were pretty money. Usually if I'm fucked up enough to start making weird food, I'm blacked out.Fixed? Edited July 27, 2015 by Johnny Drama 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I was horrifically disappointed in Cheese Supreme Doritos. You can't have a name that bold and a flavor that mild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Got more cheese dust than standard nacho, I suppose. I've spent my whole life disappointed by promises of things being stupendously hot and I don't even end up needing a glass of water, so not much cheese flavour ain't that bad in the scheme of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conor Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Don't eat it regularly, but nachos made with nacho cheese Doritos were pretty money. Usually if I'm fucked up enough to start making weird food, I'm blacked out.Get that shit done with chilli heatwave. I'm partial to a ham n' cheese toasted/grilled sandwich with cold beans, it's outstanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Tortilla's with nutella, jam (either cherry or strawberry imo), banana and (vanilla-)yoghurt. Got it off a website. It's epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 (edited) Replace tortilla with crepe. Replace jam with peanut butter. Replace yoghurt with caramel sauce. Flambe bananas in Grand Marnier. Keep yoghurt on the side for after. You're welcome. Edited July 27, 2015 by Johnny Drama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 (edited) Kangaroo shit sandwich.You're welcome.Fixed Edited July 27, 2015 by Len B'stard 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Your mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Your fuckin' Nan (I love these intellectual conversations ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Any food with loads of sodium and warm. When I smoked all the time in college I'd mosey to Taco Bell and get an XXL Chalupa and cheesy potatoes. The total was $4.20.I always geeked out. Oh to be young, naive, stupid, and high again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Replace tortilla with crepe. Replace jam with peanut butter. Replace yoghurt with caramel sauce. Flambe bananas in Grand Marnier. Keep yoghurt on the side for after. You're welcome.The only good idea about this is the crepe. And maybe the caramel sauce as a addition instead of a replacement. And a doctor who has experience with diabetes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 (edited) Your fuckin' Nan (I love these intellectual conversations )Did you used to have this thing at school where you'd walk up to people and put your index finger under there nose and go "smell your nan" you couldn't escape it for months It petered out after while but still every once in a while out of the blue you'd be talking to someone then from behind you'd feel something under your nose and hear"smell yer nana vera"It's genius in its own way. It's like we broke down all the elements that would cause pure offence. And distilled it into one small sentence and hand movement. Edited July 27, 2015 by spunko12345 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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