Len Cnut Posted August 18, 2015 Author Share Posted August 18, 2015 I like to see pretty girls with no clothes on as much as the next straight dude (or lesbian I guess), I just wish that it didn't make me feel like I was haemorrhaging brain cells and in the company of the sleaziest individuals known to man.Yeah but those are the kinds of people that make pornos Graeme, slags and horrible sleazy seedy lookin' men like my mate Snakepit I mean you ain't gonna find birds fresh out of the Regatta doing 'All Holes Filled With Hard Cock', it's just not the way the world works Anyway, whens someone gonna show me a feminist porno, i didn't make this thread for nothing y'know! Well, that's what I'm arguing my dear boy... The article you quoted was discussing the possibility of porn not being made by, or for vacuous, sleazy people. I was saying that would be a positive change from the currently near-ubiquitous status quo. Right and my point is thats not possible because you dont get non-sleazy bottom feeders into making pornography. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Just watch arthouse French films (or find the "relevant" scenes online). Any time a critic describes a film as "raw", "sensual" or "intensely erotic", there's a chance there's a wankable scene in it.See: Blue is the Warmest Colour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 18, 2015 Author Share Posted August 18, 2015 Just watch arthouse French films (or find the "relevant" scenes online). Any time a critic describes a film as "raw", "sensual" or "intensely erotic", there's a chance there's a wankable scene in it.See: Blue is the Warmest Colour.I am Curious Yellow, thats another one The Emmanuelles have a healthy amount of 'fro in em too. Whats that Jap one with the soft boiled egg? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Just watch arthouse French films (or find the "relevant" scenes online). Any time a critic describes a film as "raw", "sensual" or "intensely erotic", there's a chance there's a wankable scene in it.See: Blue is the Warmest Colour.I am Curious Yellow, thats another one The Emmanuelles have a healthy amount of 'fro in em too. Whats that Jap one with the soft boiled egg? Ai no Corrida, The Realm of the Senses I borrowed that from my uni library! Was watching it in the living room when one of my housemates, nice Christian boy, walked in (don't worry, didn't have my cock out), and he goes "oh, is that Realm of the Senses?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 18, 2015 Author Share Posted August 18, 2015 Just watch arthouse French films (or find the "relevant" scenes online). Any time a critic describes a film as "raw", "sensual" or "intensely erotic", there's a chance there's a wankable scene in it.See: Blue is the Warmest Colour.I am Curious Yellow, thats another one The Emmanuelles have a healthy amount of 'fro in em too. Whats that Jap one with the soft boiled egg? Ai no Corrida, The Realm of the Senses I borrowed that from my uni library! Was watching it in the living room when one of my housemates, nice Christian boy, walked in (don't worry, didn't have my cock out), and he goes "oh, is that Realm of the Senses?" Great dirty bastards think alike eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Based on a true story:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sada_Abe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 18, 2015 Author Share Posted August 18, 2015 (edited) What was she chopping their bits off for, the scatty cow?!? Ever see Iylsa: She Wolf of the SS? It's hilairious, this nazi bird Iylsa who runs a concentration camp can't reach orgasm right, so she shags all these blokes and when they don't do her long enough for her to get off she kills em. Until this one yank prisoner comes along who has this talent of being able to hold off indefinitely comes along. The rest of the film (exclude the following from my 'hilairious' assessment) is weird Nazi experiments and gang rapes of Jewish prisoner ladies. There one weird scene where all these SS members are having dinner around this bloke getting slowly asphixiated near the dinner table. Apparently it was filmed on the set of M*A*S*H Edited August 18, 2015 by Len B'stard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 18, 2015 Author Share Posted August 18, 2015 'Amir likes this' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 'Amir likes this' Have you ever met a non-sleazy person of Middle Eastern origin?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 18, 2015 Author Share Posted August 18, 2015 'Amir likes this' Have you ever met a non-sleazy person of Middle Eastern origin?! Yes i have actually!*whispers to Amir* No i haven't but dont proliferate negative stereotypes, its us whoose gonna carry the can for it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 'Amir likes this' Have you ever met a non-sleazy person of Middle Eastern origin?! Haha, after you liked Len's post I actually pondered whether Middle Eastern guys tend to be sleazy and here you come and answer the question for me 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 18, 2015 Author Share Posted August 18, 2015 (edited) 'Amir likes this' Have you ever met a non-sleazy person of Middle Eastern origin?! Haha, after you liked Len's post I actually pondered whether Middle Eastern guys tend to be sleazyEvery last bastard one (im including my lot in that, since everyone thinks its the same thing anyway!) Edited August 18, 2015 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 'Amir likes this' Have you ever met a non-sleazy person of Middle Eastern origin?! Haha, after you liked Len's post I actually pondered whether Middle Eastern guys tend to be sleazyEvery last bastard one Are you like that, too? Is is a trait shared by all swarthy types? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 18, 2015 Author Share Posted August 18, 2015 (edited) 'Amir likes this' Have you ever met a non-sleazy person of Middle Eastern origin?! Haha, after you liked Len's post I actually pondered whether Middle Eastern guys tend to be sleazyEvery last bastard one Are you like that, too? Is is a trait shared by all swarthy types?I dont think its ALL swarthy types, just Arabs and Asians Most of us only got on the boat cuz they promised to show us what a white woman looks like. Edited August 18, 2015 by Len B'stard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 The funniest is when the sleaziness is combined with "niceguyness"/hopeless romanticism in an especially pathetic combo: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 18, 2015 Author Share Posted August 18, 2015 I love the sort of mildly veiled implication that Iranians are incapable of actually properly loving someone, 'I am Iranian but love you' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val22 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 I don't think there should be plots in any porn movies. Those actors are just terrible.Let's face it they are in the porn business to make sex movies and that's it.The men usually have huge penises and the women are with huge breasts and have sex any which way.Having a plot actually makes the movies seem dumber than they really are. It's all about the sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 18, 2015 Author Share Posted August 18, 2015 I don't think there should be plots in any porn movies. Those actors are just terrible.Let's face it they are in the porn business to make sex movies and that's it.The men usually have huge penises and the women are with huge breasts and have sex any which way.Having a plot actually makes the movies seem dumber than they really are. It's all about the sex.No its not Valerie, its about bringing a tear to the eyes of the Academy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 I wish I still had a copy on an email my brother sent me many years ago both funny things and misspellings Teheranis tended to write on the rear windshields of their cars and trucks. There is something distinctly endearing about Iranians. At least at a quick glance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Iranians are deviants 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 18, 2015 Author Share Posted August 18, 2015 I never been so i don't know but apparently in Egypt and Iran a bird can't walk down the street cuz all the Amirs keep trying to cop a fistful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 I never been so i don't know but apparently in Egypt and Iran a bird can't walk down the street cuz all the Amirs keep trying to cop a fistful It ain't just the blokes though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strange Broue Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I agree with you there. I think my post was being very generalist and you were being more specific in referring to social media feminists.It's a difficult thing. I also disagree with quota-filling but it might be something many companies will have to do. It has been noted that *some* men tend to hire people who remind them of themselves (ie other men). (I'm not digging the research out on this now because it's gone 10pm and I'm fully entitled not to justify this statement with scientifically verified research this time in he evening, you just have a right not to believe me). Hiring the best person for a job is what should be done regardless of race or gender.You've not offended me at all, I like you too I'm a feminist because there is work that still needs to be done in Africa and India (elsewhere too, but to me those places just stand out as special to me).I'm not angry at the patriarchy that I've not managed to be offered a job in two years of searching, (though I'm worried that I'm viewed as a liability for maternity leave). There are two average white men in my life who want me to become as successful as possible. They see how hard I work and are bringing me opportunities which I wouldn't have in a full-time job. Then you are not a true feminist, imho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Is0tope Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Anyway, whens someone gonna show me a feminist porno, i didn't make this thread for nothing y'know!Shouldn't be hard to find. They've been doing it consciously since the 70's if not earlier. Definitions of what it means will vary of course tho so....I read an article about that, 70's feminist porn of some film makers. Their idea was to have sex shown unlike the typical porn where the woman's usually submitted in some way. . Basically just people fucking without the woman being submitted in any way.. no ass to mouth, no cumshots, no "suck my big fat cock dirty whore" lines etc.. Counter statement to the standard I guess.Not that there isn't porn like that without it being titled or designed especially to be "feminist". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Bond Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I don't think there should be plots in any porn movies. Those actors are just terrible.Let's face it they are in the porn business to make sex movies and that's it.The men usually have huge penises and the women are with huge breasts and have sex any which way.Having a plot actually makes the movies seem dumber than they really are. It's all about the sex.Porn is about sex? Well shit, I was seriously really interested in whether or not the dishwasher was broken beyond repair or salvageable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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