Workout SOS

[wasted]

Basically one gym is 300 a year and nice with pool full of bikinis. But i never get in shape there.

Other option is 70 a month, fitness trainer. Will work but too expensive.

My idea is to find out what trainer will tell me to do but sign up for cheap fancy option.

Does anyone know what regime a trainer would have me doing?

[Len Cnut]

Pool full of bikinis. The end.

[wasted]

There is a gym. I need a basic work out. Machines face bikinis. They designed this place like a porn movie.

20mins on the tredmill. Then hit Carls jr.

Sit ups? Oh fuck it.

[Snake-Pit]

I'm @ £400 per year or £46.00 per month

With that I get:

Gym

Pool

Lessons (be it swimming, boxing or whatever... - even saw a Zumba fitness class) if I want

Access to the sports hall (for team sports)

Sauna

[Snake-Pit]

**I also get a personal trainer if I want one.

[wasted]

Thats a good deal. I guess I shod check if for 600 I can a trainer at the bikini gym. Its just paying so much to watch cinemax on a bike is crazy. It's like 12 carls jr meals a month. 3 a week!

[Snake-Pit]

I watch Freeview sometimes on the machines, or whatever's on my iTunes on my own device.

Thats a good deal. I guess I shod check if for 600 I can a trainer at the bikini gym. Its just paying so much to watch cinemax on a bike is crazy. It's like 12 carls jr meals a month. 3 a week!

You'd live to thank yourself and have an unfounded regret of 'what if I never joined a gym for 3 Carls Jr. meals a week' that only fat lonely alternate universe version of yourself has to worry about because they never joined a gym but you did, you winner you..

Edited September 2, 2015 by Snake-Pit

[wasted]

This gym you can plug your phone into the machine and download your songs and videos on to it. Why i would do that i dont know. But you can bring up email on it. Theres a coffee shop health food snack bar. Its way too nice in there. There a mcdonalds right outside the entrance so you eat a big mac before going in. I was thinking about getting shittier apartment and just living in the gym. Theyve got computers, tvs, food, showers, saunas why go home? If they had xbox id just stay there. Sleep on one of those couches in the restaurant.

[Snake-Pit]

Same here but I cba with the leads, I mean, in all reality, if it freezes, you lose your workout and even though you get more of a workout starting over from scratch, it can be annoying, and my gym isn't 24 hours so... when it's closing @ 10pm and your machine messes up like 09:45... is annoying.

That's why on some machines I'm weary about connecting my devices too.

Edited September 2, 2015 by Snake-Pit

[wasted]

Dling all your personal info on to a gym machine seems like an easy way to get your bank account cleaned out.

I do need to do some form of exercise not really play more with my fruit phone. Putting ringtones on gym machines is not my objective here.

[Snake-Pit]

Dling all your personal info on to a gym machine seems like an easy way to get your bank account cleaned out.

I do need to do some form of exercise not really play more with my fruit phone. Putting ringtones on gym machines is not my objective here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYJLiyNEeqM

@ 8:55

[wasted]

U are banned in china.

[Jakey Styley]

I think paying for a trainer is just lazy. It takes 10 minutes to figure everything out online, and motivation only comes from within.

[wasted]

I think you are right. Im just going to swim 2 hours a day then swim the harbour. Let the bikinis spur me on to finely tuned exterior hiding rotten organs.

[wasted]

So i went swimming for 2 hours and gym today. Now someone said swimming 30 mins fast is better. But then ill be in carls jr quicker.

[Snake-Pit]

I ran to work today, woke up late, woke and composed myself, nice sunny day, it's September but it was a really nice sunny day.

Now... I live in Thornton Heath, Surrey, I've ran to Soho, even ran to Benjamin Franklin's house via Gypsy Hill, Atlantic Road & Electric Avenue last July 4th... Both of those runs came in around 11 or so miles, today I ran 8.96 (9) miles... I've only ever been to Banstead, Surrey by train... I got a rough idea of where to go from Google, set off, 2 hours 18 minutes (I got a little lost and relied on Google Maps to get me to my destination once I reached that area)... I ran to Surrey, out through Croydon and Sutton and into England... I LOVE Surrey.

I found a lot of off road running I did not expect and some woods that I did expect, but I ran out 'the other direction' into England this morning/afternoon, the weather was great, ran across mud, grass, country track, fields!!! - 4 real, at least 1 field.

https://runkeeper.com/user/2056032784/activity/665503329?activityList=false&username=2056032784&trip=665503329&tripIdBase36=b081nl&activityList=false&

Edited September 29, 2015 by Snake-Pit

[wasted]

I just do an hour on the cross trainer listening to GNR. 30 min swim as fast as I can which is pretty slow.