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Brian Blessed delivers a baby under a tree. Bites through the umbilical cord and lick the baby's face clean.


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I was thinking that I would absolutely hate for Brian Blessed to be present while in I'm

labour, and would rather see my mother-in-law standing at the opposite end of the bed with her constant scowly face and bad manners.

But then Brian Blessed's beard would make feel far less self-conscious about showing my fluffy bits off to a room of strangers. So cheers, Brian. When the time comes, I may call.

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I was thinking that I would absolutely hate for Brian Blessed to be present while in I'm

labour, and would rather see my mother-in-law standing at the opposite end of the bed with her constant scowly face and bad manners.

But then Brian Blessed's beard would make feel far less self-conscious about showing my fluffy bits off to a room of strangers. So cheers, Brian. When the time comes, I may call.

In laws clearly made an impression :lol:

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I cant think of a more terrifying image than Brian Blessed covered in blood running through the park with an umbilical cord stuck in his beard :lol:

It'd probably be enough to make the wee one want to turn around and climb back in...

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