spunko12345 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Greatest living English manhttp://www.theguardian.com/stage/2015/oct/07/brian-blessed-i-helped-a-woman-giving-birth-under-a-tree-deliver-her-baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Mucky bastard Dont you go getting any weird fuckin' taffy natural birth ideas yeah, you let the poor girl have him on the National Health like a normal person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I was thinking that I would absolutely hate for Brian Blessed to be present while in I'mlabour, and would rather see my mother-in-law standing at the opposite end of the bed with her constant scowly face and bad manners. But then Brian Blessed's beard would make feel far less self-conscious about showing my fluffy bits off to a room of strangers. So cheers, Brian. When the time comes, I may call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I was thinking that I would absolutely hate for Brian Blessed to be present while in I'mlabour, and would rather see my mother-in-law standing at the opposite end of the bed with her constant scowly face and bad manners. But then Brian Blessed's beard would make feel far less self-conscious about showing my fluffy bits off to a room of strangers. So cheers, Brian. When the time comes, I may call.In laws clearly made an impression Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grouse Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 who?WHO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 who?Her inlaws. It usually means one's other half's family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted October 8, 2015 Author Share Posted October 8, 2015 He's clearly made this story up which makes it all the more brilliant. The old fucking ham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 You ever think you should cut your OP title back a bit? Start it out with a mystery to get people to click, then they can react to the shock value. Just a suggestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I dunno Georgie, it gives em a certain Ramones song title quality i find! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumblefeet Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 who?WHO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 VULTAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I cant think of a more terrifying image than Brian Blessed covered in blood running through the park with an umbilical cord stuck in his beard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I cant think of a more terrifying image than Brian Blessed covered in blood running through the park with an umbilical cord stuck in his beard Agreed but at the same time I'd probably pay for the privelige to observe something like that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I cant think of a more terrifying image than Brian Blessed covered in blood running through the park with an umbilical cord stuck in his beard It'd probably be enough to make the wee one want to turn around and climb back in... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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