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Charlie Sheen Has HIV


Silent Jay

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Lets go through the list:

Robert Downey Jnr? - blatant fuckin' crackhead job but he's gone all Wing Chun now. Good possibility though cuz he's known for putting it about.

Jackie Chan - do me a favour, he'd have trouble giving it away!

Vin Diesel - Well he is bald :lol: (sorry!)

Adam Sandler - more a candidate for suicide watch the way his careers been going

Tom Cruise - blatant fuckin' poofter/all round creepy cunt but not exactly one who puts it about a bit, you probably have to sign too many disclaimers to get in the sack with him.

Mark Wahlberg - too healthy lookin'

Dwayne Johnson - Hmmm, rank outside really

Johnny Depp - don't put it about enough, too busy running around in disguise pretending to be a tramp in France because ugh, everybody wants my attention,

Leonardo Di Caprio - Hmmmmmmm..

Channing Tatum - Tranny waiting to happen

Will Smith - Black scientologist, way too valuable!

Matt Damon - So boring and lacking in personality the AIDS'd probably get up and walk away from him

Hugh Jackman - as above

Ben Affleck - Possible candidate? As big a pussyhound as you're likely to find out there

Liam Neeson - too old

Seth Rogan - too fat :lol:

George Clooney - ugh

Jonah Hill - We live in hope...then again hows that ugly bastard gonna get a shag, he'd have to walk em over to a hole in the wall and print out a mini statement first, 'see, told you i was rich!'.

For some reason i don't reckon it's Charlie...seems to obvious, besides the tiger blood cells to neutralise the HIV.


Why are you defending the Murdoch rag Len?

I'm not, it's a load of shite, I'm just making a distinction between it and those little American supermarket ones that have those fuckin' mental headlines like...ratboy fucks catboy and gives birth to dog boy....on the NY subway. Was actually thinking you might object to that.

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This says Sheen everyone!

It has to be Sheen.

In the 1990s, Sheen subsequently dated a number of adult film actresses, including Ginger Lynn[58][62][63] andHeather Hunter.[58]

On September 3, 1995, Sheen married his first wife, Donna Peele.[64] That same year, Sheen was named as one of the clients of an escort agency operated by Heidi Fleiss.[65] Sheen and Peele divorced in 1996.[7]

On March 1, 2011, Sheen was concurrently living with pornographic actress Bree Olson and model and graphic designer Natalie Kenly, whom he collectively nicknamed his "goddesses".[81][82][83][84][85] Olson left Sheen in April 2011, and Kenly left in June 2011.[86][87] In a January 2013 interview on Piers Morgan Tonight, Sheen stated that he was in a relationship with adult film actress and 2011 Penthouse magazine Pet of the Month Georgia Jones.[88]

Then in February 2014 Sheen became engaged to former adult film star Brett Rossi[89] who began going by her real name, Scottine Ross.[90][91]

With a history like that, It would be a shock if Sheen did not have aids!

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Johnny Depp - don't put it about enough, too busy running around in disguise pretending to be a tramp Keef Richards in France because ugh, everybody wants my attention,

Fixed that for you Lenny.......... :lol:

I am listening to the audio book version of Keef's autobiography "Life" during my car ride to and from work which is read by Depp. He starts out in his own voice but around chapter 4 he suddenly takes on this affected fake British accent and speech mannerism trying to sound like Richards. He does a good job with the reading but it is funny to listen to. Between that and his playing in the Hollywood Vampires with Alice Cooper and Joe Perry I am starting to believe he thinks he is Keef...... :lol:

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