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I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again

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3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

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Well all jokes are recycled if you think about it man, it's impossible to just walk down the street and get one of those fucking lightbulbs over your head and go ''oh my lord I just made me a new joke'' :lol:

I feel like my posts have reached a whole new nonsensical level ala wasted :lol: 

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12 minutes ago, AslatIE said:

Well all jokes are recycled if you think about it man, it's impossible to just walk down the street and get one of those fucking lightbulbs over your head and go ''oh my lord I just made me a new joke'' :lol:

I feel like my posts have reached a whole new nonsensical level ala wasted :lol: 

i wont hear a word against young Wasted!  Wasted should be a fuckin' satirist or something/

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2 minutes ago, AslatIE said:

Yeah I don't fucking understand what you're on about either :lol: 

Nor do I, I just try to keep it vague and full of references is the hope that someone might mistake me for someone with intellect :lol:  Throw a bit of Van Gogh in there, that always impresses em.  Wittgenstein, Nietsczhe and all that, i don't even know who the cunts are, I get confused trying to open a tin of beans sometimes :lol:

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