Gibson87 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So nobody confuses them with feminists 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson87 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 On November 2, 2016 at 8:43 AM, Gibson_Guy87 said: What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message Thats nasty lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 Drivers caught using full - beam lights illegally will be fined and forced to stare into their lights for two minutes in China. I don't think it affects them much, cause their eyes aren't fully opened anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitha_whiskey Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson87 Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 I'm not too political, but I found this one this morning... Donald Trump truly made history last week... He won an argument with a woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 What bounces and makes kids cry? My cheque donation to charities. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexC Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Me and my girlfriend had dinner at her parents house last week, but it was a terrible evening. They just can't seem to accept the 10 year age gap (I'm 30 she's 20). It really ruined our 10 year anniversary. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexC Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 What's 12 inches long, stiff and makes women cry? Cot death. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitha_whiskey Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 I think I might've seen this one before on here or somewhere. If so, well then fuck. You know how to get a dog to quit humping your leg? Pick him up n blow him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexC Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
action Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAJones Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Married men have great sex almost everyday. Almost on Monday. Almost on Tuesday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Why did the music teacher get arrested? He was caught fingering a minor. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 10 minutes ago, AslatIE said: Why did the music teacher get arrested? He was caught fingering a minor. Thats a old one and pretty fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Słash said: Thats a old one and pretty fucked up There's jokes in this thread about dead babies and I'm pretty sure there's a few ones about fucking kids and that's where you cross the line? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 7 minutes ago, Słash said: Thats a old one and pretty fucked up I never heard it, thats a belter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Well all jokes are recycled if you think about it man, it's impossible to just walk down the street and get one of those fucking lightbulbs over your head and go ''oh my lord I just made me a new joke'' I feel like my posts have reached a whole new nonsensical level ala wasted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 12 minutes ago, AslatIE said: Well all jokes are recycled if you think about it man, it's impossible to just walk down the street and get one of those fucking lightbulbs over your head and go ''oh my lord I just made me a new joke'' I feel like my posts have reached a whole new nonsensical level ala wasted i wont hear a word against young Wasted! Wasted should be a fuckin' satirist or something/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Just now, Len Cnut said: i wont hear a word against young Wasted! Wasted should be a fuckin' satirist or something/ Yeah I don't fucking understand what you're on about either 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Q: How do you know if a Japanese gang robbed your house? A: All the rice is gone and 3 hours later they're still trying to backup out of the driveway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, AslatIE said: Yeah I don't fucking understand what you're on about either Nor do I, I just try to keep it vague and full of references is the hope that someone might mistake me for someone with intellect Throw a bit of Van Gogh in there, that always impresses em. Wittgenstein, Nietsczhe and all that, i don't even know who the cunts are, I get confused trying to open a tin of beans sometimes 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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