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Well all jokes are recycled if you think about it man, it's impossible to just walk down the street and get one of those fucking lightbulbs over your head and go ''oh my lord I just made me a new joke'' :lol:

I feel like my posts have reached a whole new nonsensical level ala wasted :lol: 

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12 minutes ago, AslatIE said:

Well all jokes are recycled if you think about it man, it's impossible to just walk down the street and get one of those fucking lightbulbs over your head and go ''oh my lord I just made me a new joke'' :lol:

I feel like my posts have reached a whole new nonsensical level ala wasted :lol: 

i wont hear a word against young Wasted!  Wasted should be a fuckin' satirist or something/

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2 minutes ago, AslatIE said:

Yeah I don't fucking understand what you're on about either :lol: 

Nor do I, I just try to keep it vague and full of references is the hope that someone might mistake me for someone with intellect :lol:  Throw a bit of Van Gogh in there, that always impresses em.  Wittgenstein, Nietsczhe and all that, i don't even know who the cunts are, I get confused trying to open a tin of beans sometimes :lol:

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Just now, Len Cnut said:

Nor do I, I just try to keep it vague and full of references is the hope that someone might mistake me for someone with intellect :lol:  Throw a bit of Van Gogh in there, that always impresses em.  Wittgenstein, Nietsczhe and all that, i don't even know who the cunts are, I get confused trying to open a tin of beans sometimes :lol:

The secret to being a genius is you have to be fucking thick :lol: 

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1 minute ago, AslatIE said:

Well weren't all the geniuses in the history books heads without screws? :lol: I remember reading some crazy fuckin stories about the so called geniuses 

Funnily enough you do find that people with a prodigious talent in one area are often entirely useless in a great deal of others.  Like Keith Moon, funny guy and brilliant drummer but almost entirely useless in any other sense :lol:  

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Just now, Len Cnut said:

Funnily enough you do find that people with a prodigious talent in one area are often entirely useless in a great deal of others.  Like Keith Moon, funny guy and brilliant drummer but almost entirely useless in any other sense :lol:  

Well what if you've got no talent in any area at all, does that mean you're a fucking genius in every aspect? :lol: 

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9 minutes ago, AslatIE said:

Fair enough :lol: 

Also, your example made zero sense, i was saying people who are geniuses in one regard tend to be useless in others...so how the fuck would being useless in all regards make you a genius across the board? :lol:  You been smokin' that broccoli again, haven't you young man? :lol:

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34 minutes ago, Len Cnut said:

Also, your example made zero sense, i was saying people who are geniuses in one regard tend to be useless in others...so how the fuck would being useless in all regards make you a genius across the board? :lol:  You been smokin' that broccoli again, haven't you young man? :lol:

I seem to remember that my cough medicine has morphine in it :lol: 

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1 hour ago, J Dog said:

Me and some Mexicans were going to smoke a joint. I asked if anyone had papers. They all ran.

I got some fuckin' awful racial ones but i don't think they're for this forum.

Oh alright, go on, since you twisted my arm! :lol:

 

What do you call a twix?

Two pakis in a sleeping bag

 

What do you call a paki lesbian?

Minjeeta

 

What do you call a black man in court?

Guilty

 

What was Hitlers favorite sweet?

Ju Ju Beans...roasted

 

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Chuck a tin of food in

How do you get em out?

Run past with a tin opener

 

Why do black people wear baggy trousers?

Because they're knee grows

 

What has six legs and a big black cunt? (fuck off McLeod :lol: )

The A Team

 

How do you confuse an Irishman?

Take him to a round room and tell him to piss in a corner

 

I could go on all day really, in my youth jokes were pretty much exclusively racial :lol:

 

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