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Bagging the Old Tallywhacker (Condom Thread)


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Gentlemen,

As wretched a thing as they are, sometimes one has no choice but to bag up before having hot pudding for supper.

So what choice of onion bag do you recommend?

Personally I prefer the non-latex variety, namely Mates Skyn. Feels great on the old chap and barely noticeable when one is disappointing the wife.

They cost a bit more than that ghastly Durex brand, how anyone recommends them is beyond me, I'd rather try it with a bin liner than use Durex again.

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They really do take a good percentage of the feeling out of it in my experience, dont half put you off your stride. Add that to being circumcised and the situation is worse.

Oh god. Never thought of the circumcision on top of wearing them. My Mrs goes fucking nuts when she takes birth control pills so rubbers are the only option for me. I aint getting anything cut either!

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disappointing the wife.

Nail on the head.

We use Durex, though lolled when reading an Amazon review for them which said:

"Well, I'm pregnant now".

Is this the start of a new sex thread era?

GN'R are functioning and we're discussing penises. It must be 2008 again!

Might want to be careful with the lingo in a thread about the old todger.

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I wouldn't mind having a kid with her, honestly. It sounds stupid, and many guys have said this about their girlfriends before me, but I'm certain she's the one for me. We both got tested before we started having unprotected sex, and I trust her completely.

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I don't use a condom because Lithium's anus cannot get pregnant and we both already have all of the nastiest diseases known to man.

Holy shit, you're back. I've missed you, you degenerate.

I missed you too. *sob*

You can thank Lenny for tracking me down.

I drove away the witch known as Redhead in your honor.

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I don't use a condom because Lithium's anus cannot get pregnant and we both already have all of the nastiest diseases known to man.

Holy shit, you're back. I've missed you, you degenerate.

I missed you too. *sob*

You can thank Lenny for tracking me down.

I drove away the witch known as Redhead in your honor.

Did you know that she worked in fashion?

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