Dazey Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 59 minutes ago, spunko12345 said: @Dazey youd do well to take a leaf out of jabberwokys book. If you look at what he's achieved it should make you ashamed you horrible clammy fat fucking cunt 😄 Yeah but at least nobody's looking at me wondering how many hookers are buried under my house. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 47 minutes ago, Dazey said: Yeah but at least nobody's looking at me wondering how many hookers are buried under my house. ya reckon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, janrichmond said: ya reckon? Yeah cos I live in an apartment! Edited July 23, 2021 by Dazey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 4 hours ago, spunko12345 said: Well done mate your on the right track. Whatever youve been doing so far will get you to your goals. Thanks man. A change in diet and having a physically demanding job does wonders. 3 hours ago, Dazey said: Yeah but at least nobody's looking at me wondering how many hookers are buried under my house. Why bury them? A wood chipper is much more efficient. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 On 7/23/2021 at 8:30 PM, Dazey said: Yeah cos I live in an apartment! And the fact you just used to roll them into the canal before the rohypnol had worn off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 (edited) 59 minutes ago, spunko12345 said: And the fact you just used to roll them into the canal before the rohypnol had worn off. If this next job pans out I’ll be living by The Thames so lock up your daughters. 😂 On 7/23/2021 at 5:29 PM, spunko12345 said: @Dazey youd do well to take a leaf out of jabberwokys book. If you look at what he's achieved it should make you ashamed you horrible clammy fat fucking cunt 😄 Can I just point out also how unnecessarily harsh that was please? 😂 Edited July 25, 2021 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Dazey said: If this next job pans out I’ll be living by The Thames so lock up your daughters. 😂 Can I just point out also how unnecessarily harsh that was please? 😂 😂😂😂 Good luck in the new job mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 18 hours ago, Dazey said: Can I just point out also how unnecessarily harsh that was please? 😂 *spits out my tea in bemusement of the irony that Dazey, king of the jovial insult is now drawing a line* It was harsh though. Dazey's finding career success and has managed to keep his American wife around of her own volition for almost ten years now. That's quite something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 16 minutes ago, Gracii Guns said: *spits out my tea in bemusement of the irony that Dazey, king of the jovial insult is now drawing a line* It was harsh though. Dazey's finding career success and has managed to keep his American wife around of her own volition for almost ten years now. That's quite something. His tummy is also quite something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 2 hours ago, Gracii Guns said: *spits out my tea in bemusement of the irony that Dazey, king of the jovial insult is now drawing a line* I think he got me at "clammy". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Dazey said: I think he got me at "clammy". So spoke the voices of dozens of Manchester canal victims Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 ...but I had to kill her 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 ..and you did, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 9 hours ago, SoulMonster said: ..and you did, right? The proof is in the pudding or the ketchup is on the wall. I was so hammered last night I don't even remember taking this pic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sosso Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 13 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said: The proof is in the pudding or the ketchup is on the wall. I was so hammered last night I don't even remember taking this pic. You should make a "Pussy full of maggots" themed pic 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 No, please don't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sosso Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 (edited) 45 minutes ago, SoulMonster said: No, please don't. It ended up being this incredible photo that looked like Jackerwobby 10 or 15 years in the future. It was so far removed from our other photos that we had to put it in this other place. Edited August 7, 2021 by Sosso 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 Saw this tshirt in Tesco today. I considered buying it, but decided to hold out for when they stock the Pussy Full O' Maggots tshirt instead. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 On 8/7/2021 at 11:31 AM, Sosso said: You should make a "Pussy full of maggots" themed pic What an absurd request Then again, I probably could. Get a fake va-jay jay, smear it with some type of rotting food and let the flies do their work. Easy peasy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 There's a word in my part of Scotland for that mental image... Gadz is a general expression of disgust, but when something is really vile, you can upgrade it to Gadzafuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alan Antimatter Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 I don't know how to post pictures, so I hope this works! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 On 8/31/2021 at 9:19 PM, Alan Antimatter said: I don't know how to post pictures, so I hope this works! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 14 minutes ago, janrichmond said: I KNEW YOU WERE A BLOKE!!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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