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I think that's only if you put ketchup on it...  edit: the spam, that is...

We already have this, it's The US Politics thread.

Thank you but It really doesn't feel like it at the moment  I put a picture on a community page because there were some little kids who were really worried about the ducks, so I promised to post a pic

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5 hours ago, SoulMonster said:

You threw your back out while fucking a commode or something? Maybe a pill against libido will be good for you?

Isnt a "commode" a portable toilet?? :lol: I think that would serve as the pill to ebb my epic virility! :lol:

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I’m back here because right now I want to whine about EVERYTHING. Like for example why the fuck a 30+ grown ass man feels the need to repeatedly call his girlfriend (that would be me) retarded, stupid, an idiot and anything in the likes. Repeatedly. 

What I did this time? Said me wanting to eat healthier doesn’t necessarily mean NEVER eating anything considered unhealthy, like a fucking toast or a few pieces of sushi. 

Nothing surprises me anymore tho. A while ago I was an idiot for using the saying that someone “couldn’t see the forest for all the trees” (because that’s stupid - the trees ARE the forest so how exactly would that work out?!) 

i s2g if it wasn’t because he at one point had his IQ tested and got a real high score, I’d think HE was retarded. 

Oh, and he keeps telling me to shut the fuck up. I haven’t said a word in ten minutes. What kind of person is this I am living with???? Holy 

Yes, I am now officially one of those bitches whining about their relationships online. I regret nothing. 

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Also I quit being drunk all the time. I’m like never drunk these days. For real. Only gone out once this year. Too busy working and all that. 

You know, I thought not being drunk all the time would help but all it got me was more annoyed with his shit. Starting to think I was never the problem to begin with. Oh, now I’m getting a bit too personal. Bye. 

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On 29. 1. 2020 at 8:49 PM, john lennon said:

I’m back here because right now I want to whine about EVERYTHING. Like for example why the fuck a 30+ grown ass man feels the need to repeatedly call his girlfriend (that would be me) retarded, stupid, an idiot and anything in the likes. Repeatedly. 

What I did this time? Said me wanting to eat healthier doesn’t necessarily mean NEVER eating anything considered unhealthy, like a fucking toast or a few pieces of sushi. 

Nothing surprises me anymore tho. A while ago I was an idiot for using the saying that someone “couldn’t see the forest for all the trees” (because that’s stupid - the trees ARE the forest so how exactly would that work out?!) 

i s2g if it wasn’t because he at one point had his IQ tested and got a real high score, I’d think HE was retarded. 

Oh, and he keeps telling me to shut the fuck up. I haven’t said a word in ten minutes. What kind of person is this I am living with???? Holy 

Yes, I am now officially one of those bitches whining about their relationships online. I regret nothing. 

Honey, if you're staying in a relationship where he treats you like this, then I think he might actually be onto something. We all make choices. You are making yours. The question is: will you learn from your choices?

Good luck.

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24 minutes ago, jamillos said:

Honey, if you're staying in a relationship where he treats you like this, then I think he might actually be onto something. We all make choices. You are making yours. The question is: will you learn from your choices?

Good luck.

I mean, it's this... when it's good, it's great. When it's bad it's ??? I don't know whether to cry or laugh, really. It just pisses me off. I was about to leave once. Got a truck and everything. Things worked out tho and stayed good for quite a long while :shrugs: And it's fine now. Idk man, I was just really really pissed off when I wrote that. Being told to shut up has me annoyed as fuck. Especially when I'm not even saying anything. 

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11 hours ago, john lennon said:

I mean, it's this... when it's good, it's great. When it's bad it's ??? I don't know whether to cry or laugh, really. It just pisses me off. I was about to leave once. Got a truck and everything. Things worked out tho and stayed good for quite a long while :shrugs: And it's fine now. Idk man, I was just really really pissed off when I wrote that. Being told to shut up has me annoyed as fuck. Especially when I'm not even saying anything. 

Sounds like he's gas-lighting you. To me thats the line between someone being an asshole and someone being an abuser.

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My whine is: Every time I eat a poppy seed bagel, I get a poppy seed stuck in my eye. Every. Time.

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10 minutes ago, soon said:

My whine is: Every time I eat a poppy seed bagel, I get a poppy seed stuck in my eye. Every. Time.

Have you tried eating them with your mouth instead you fucking weirdo? :lol:

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6 minutes ago, Dazey said:

Hang on @soon it wasn’t your japseye was it? If so you’re a disgusting pervert! :lol: 

Oh, I am a disgusting pervert but getting my bagels 'ribbed for his pleasure' is the least of it! :lol:

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8 minutes ago, Dazey said:

Hang on @soon it wasn’t your japseye was it? If so you’re a disgusting pervert! :lol: 

Have you never tried a bagel up the arse?  Oh, you haven't lived man!  That cool smoked salmon and cream cheese ain't half soothing on the ol' ring.  Its a known cure for Gandhi's Revenge that is, they say a Jew invented it, sort of meeting the muslims halfway, its a metaphor for the proper resolution to the middle east peace process.

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53 minutes ago, Len Cnut said:

Have you never tried a bagel up the arse?  Oh, you haven't lived man!  That cool smoked salmon and cream cheese ain't half soothing on the ol' ring.  Its a known cure for Gandhi's Revenge that is, they say a Jew invented it, sort of meeting the muslims halfway, its a metaphor for the proper resolution to the middle east peace process.

The Middle East Ringpiece Process? :lol: 

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9 minutes ago, Dazey said:

The Middle East Ringpiece Process? :lol: 

You have a wonderful facility with the English language, anyone ever tell you that? :lol:  Bertrand Russell don’t get a look in when you’re in the mood.

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24 minutes ago, Len Cnut said:

You have a wonderful facility with the English language, anyone ever tell you that? :lol:  Bertrand Russell don’t get a look in when you’re in the mood.

I was quite proud of that one I must say. Surely somebody’s already used it as the title to one of those comedy porno movies? :lol: 

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1 minute ago, Dazey said:

I was quite proud of that one I must say. Surely somebody’s already used it as the title to one of those comedy porno movies? :lol: 

A bunch of Israeli soldiers shafting birds in burkas, I can see it now :lol: 

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1 minute ago, Len Cnut said:

A bunch of Israeli soldiers shafting birds in burkas, I can see it now :lol: 

Jared Kushner lookalike getting bummed by a bunch of Hamas looking motherfuckers is more what I had in mind. :lol: 

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Just now, Dazey said:

Jared Kushner lookalike getting bummed by a bunch of Hamas looking motherfuckers is more what I had in mind. :lol: 

That says a lot about you that when you think of porn you think of blokes getting bummed :lol: 

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Sitting in my car, little to no money, technically unemployed and homeless, 6000 miles away from my family, had to go to the dentist this morning, somebody stole my cat, my rear right hand side fender has a huge dent that I need to fix, my wife is is jail, I lost 99% of everything I ever owned because they auctioned my storage unit, it's cold and my nose is running.

I need another Vodka/Coke before I deal with the meth-head tweaker

 next door.

Whine over...

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40 minutes ago, Gryfon said:

Sitting in my car, little to no money, technically unemployed and homeless, 6000 miles away from my family, had to go to the dentist this morning, somebody stole my cat, my rear right hand side fender has a huge dent that I need to fix, my wife is is jail, I lost 99% of everything I ever owned because they auctioned my storage unit, it's cold and my nose is running.

I need another Vodka/Coke before I deal with the meth-head tweaker

 next door.

Whine over...

Can't PM you for whatever reason. PM me your email address please.

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6 hours ago, Gryfon said:

Sitting in my car, little to no money, technically unemployed and homeless, 6000 miles away from my family, had to go to the dentist this morning, somebody stole my cat, my rear right hand side fender has a huge dent that I need to fix, my wife is is jail, I lost 99% of everything I ever owned because they auctioned my storage unit, it's cold and my nose is running.

I need another Vodka/Coke before I deal with the meth-head tweaker

 next door.

Whine over...

I think you won this thread. Unless there's some kids playing in the sun down in Belgium. 

Seriously, though, and you know this, lay down your crack pipe and you might hold a steady job. From there everything is possible. Just keep fighting and hopefully you will get through this. 

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