spunko12345 Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 My piss is unusually hot. I'm wondering if I'm coming down with something or my past is finally catching up with me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane M. Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Your past...are you a former member of Guns N' Roses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Did you eat a bag of salt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Dont cranberry juice sort that out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 what the fuck 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted April 29, 2017 Author Share Posted April 29, 2017 22 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Dont cranberry juice sort that out? Nah it just sort of runs off, too liquidy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJean Baby Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 1 minute ago, spunko12345 said: Nah it just sort of runs off, too liquidy. Try drinking cranberry juice 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Just do absolutely nothing, which is what us men do when we have medical problems, which is why we have scrotum problems later on, but, best not to think about that olde boy - oh I see the boxing is on tomorrow. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Comstock Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 It's probably AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, Gordon Comstock said: It's probably AIDS. They've almost cured it according to the latest medical periodicals (cough, the Daily Mail). Spunko can spunk longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Ok I'll say it. Miser? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 It shocks me that of all the professions represented on this forum, we don't have one medical practitioner to help Spunko. Go to your local GP Spunko. I booked an appointment for one and the next date we could agree on was 19th May, so I better not die before then. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Gracii Guns said: It shocks me that of all the professions represented on this forum, we don't have one medical practitioner to help Spunko. Go to your local GP Spunko. I booked an appointment for one and the next date we could agree on was 19th May, so I better not die before then. He's Welsh and we do have a vet on here so ....... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post alfierose Posted April 29, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted April 29, 2017 It's probably too late for anything other than amputation. Should have drunk the cranberry juice. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 6 minutes ago, alfierose said: It's probably too late for anything other than amputation. I'll go get the bread knife! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 4 hours ago, Gracii Guns said: It shocks me that of all the professions represented on this forum, we don't have one medical practitioner to help Spunko. Go to your local GP Spunko. I booked an appointment for one and the next date we could agree on was 19th May, so I better not die before then. What professions?!? I can't think of any particularly mind-blowing ones! Mines a scumbags job, Spunko works for the council housing mentalists i think...who else, Snake Pit was a labourer/dole scrounger...hmmm...Sandman I think was a football ref...i can't think of anyone that amazing around here, fuckin' dregs of society if you ask me Your ones alright, grapghic designer, runs her own business...McLeods is too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 12 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: What professions?!? I can't think of any particularly mind-blowing ones! Mines a scumbags job, Spunko works for the council housing mentalists i think...who else, Snake Pit was a labourer/dole scrounger...hmmm...Sandman I think was a football ref...i can't think of anyone that amazing around here, fuckin' dregs of society if you ask me Your ones alright, grapghic designer, runs her own business...McLeods is too. Doesn't Soulmonster have that one cool job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 23 minutes ago, AslatIE said: Doesn't Soulmonster have that one cool job? Yeah, he was some kinda sciencey fucker, that sounded pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Yeah, he was some kinda sciencey fucker, that sounded pretty good. I've made a few moneys from playing shows, and I don't really have another job, so you could call me a partially full time rocker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 1 minute ago, AslatIE said: I've made a few moneys from playing shows, and I don't really have another job, so you could call me a partially full time rocker Yeah, I could. I won't but I could Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Just now, Len Cnut said: Yeah, I could. I won't but I could I don't know whether I should go support Arsenal or listen to Sex Pistols... Hmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, AslatIE said: I don't know whether I should go support Arsenal or listen to Sex Pistols... Hmmm... I'm kidding, of course I would, you are what you get paid for right, and you've only gotten paid for playing music, that makes you a musician boss 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 6 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: I'm kidding, of course I would, you are what you get paid for right, and you've only gotten paid for playing music, that makes you a musician boss Aaaawwwwwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 1 minute ago, AslatIE said: Aaaawwwwwwww Just a shame you play such fuckin' bollocks instead of good tunes eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted April 29, 2017 Author Share Posted April 29, 2017 1 hour ago, alfierose said: It's probably too late for anything other than amputation. Should have drunk the cranberry juice. 1 hour ago, Len Cnut said: I'll go get the bread knife! You'd better make it a chainsaw! Who am i kidding bring on the nailclippers 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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