soon Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: That ain't a fuckin' London accent, thats a bird speaking in an English accent with a totally American way of speaking cuz she's watched too much telly! Oh, you think? I guess she does have pretty good teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Get thtuffed, i don't have a lithp, alright?!? Where the fuck hath thith lithp thing come from?!? Fucked if I know... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Just now, soon said: Oh, you think? I guess she does have pretty good teeth I'm 34 and I've lost a tooth I'm proud to say, keeping the tradition alive! 1 minute ago, Graeme said: Fucked if I know... Up yours Jock, you'd be lucky to discern a lisp from the unintelligible guttural highland dialect that you lot vaguely claim to be a manner of speech 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Len Cnut said: Up yours Jock, you'd be lucky to discern a lisp from the unintelligible guttural highland dialect that you lot vaguely claim to be a manner of speech You wish you spoke like us . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Oldest Goat said: I'm just gonna go ahead and say what we're all thinking anyway; people from Canada are the devil. P.S. Len has a lisp lololol And you can fuck off as well kiwi If i knew anything about New Zealand I'd've worked some better xenophobia into this reply! Just now, Graeme said: You wish you spoke like us . I do actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: And you can fuck off as well kiwi If i knew anything about New Zealand I'd've worked some better xenophobia into this reply! They pronounce "e" as "i"... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 They sound like a cross between convicts and south africans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, Oldest Goat said: I'm just gonna go ahead and say what we're all thinking anyway; people from Canada are the devil. P.S. Len has a lisp lololol Thats why were so bland and apologetic; so one would never suspect us. Wolves in sheep's clothing. Although being in clothing from sheep is actually rather common place now that i think of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Oldest Goat said: Wow. Shots fired! I'm not sure you guys get how this is supposed to work; I make fun of you and you give me dolphin likes. I was referring to wool being a common clothing fabric. Is that shots fired? Because your a goat? Is this an accusation of speciesism? Or rather sub-set-of-speciesism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 Micro fibres, not micro agression! Dont tell Jan on me. She's already mad Im ruining your beautiful language!! Imma tell her you called Canadians devils! ah, who am I kidding. She wont care. Because I dont call a shitter a loo for an inexplicable reason. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 All I know is the Aussies laugh at the Kiwis for pronouncing ''six'' as ''sex''. I actually had a Kiwi uncle growing up, merchant navy, died of leukemia, but to my English ears he just sounded like somebody from Neighbours or Home and Away. A bit less common I'd be inclined to say. The aussies do sound a bit white trashy. Especially your Shane Warne types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 Gosh, we're all so divided. Like not even that tipsy bag a bones the Queen can keep us united. Not even Pippa Middletons rear end can unite us: not even Pippas butt, people!! But we can all agree that @Len Cnutspeaks with a lisp. Kumbaya. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penelope Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 6 hours ago, Graeme said: Mira, que hermoso es Popocatepetl bajo las estrellas! Naw, it doesnae. mmmm jaj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 On 15/09/2017 at 2:36 AM, penelope said: mmmm jaj De todos modos, feliz dia de la independencia! Viva Mexico, su gente linda y sus volcanes hermosos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 On 15/09/2017 at 12:23 AM, soon said: Gosh, we're all so divided. Like not even that tipsy bag a bones the Queen can keep us united. Not even Pippa Middletons rear end can unite us: not even Pippas butt, people!! But we can all agree that @Len Cnutspeaks with a lisp. Kumbaya. If i knew how to record myself saying a load of shit with S's in it I'd do it to dispel this ugly slur against my good name perpetrated by Jan 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Rose Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 I've heard @Len Cnut voice on a recording, and I can confirm he most definitely has a VERY prominent lisp. a deep and sexy lisp though! (just kidding on one of the above..) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 See, this is how young muslim men are radicalised 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penelope Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 45 minutes ago, Graeme said: De todos modos, feliz dia de la independencia! Viva Mexico, su gente linda y sus volcanes hermosos! Gracias y sus volcanes con ovnis... ustedes tienen dia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Len lisps? Aww. He could move to Barcelona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Lispy Len the Fag, i think it's time for a screename change 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Ketchup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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