themadcaplaughs Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 I just felt this needed to be shared with the community. http://www.metalinjection.net/metal-merch/former-guns-n-roses-guitarist-dj-ashbas-blockbuster-new-product-water1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sosso Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 What's next... ASHBA Air? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MillionsOfSpiders Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, Sosso said: What's next... ASHBA Air? Ashba Tequila 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucketfoot Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Rovim said: I'd rather drink my own piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatashame Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 The marketing tagline should go "just like Axl's words - transparent + usually meaningless but sometimes tasteless" or, "Ashba water. Drink health. At least it's not a CANCER that should be removed, and by 'removed' Axl means 'played on stage with' " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-W.A.R- Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Sosso said: What's next... ASHBA Air? ashba ashtrays edit: apparently this is already a thing Edited May 9, 2017 by -W.A.R- 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comboguns Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 3 hours ago, Sosso said: What's next... ASHBA Air? ashba farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sekh-met Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 3 hours ago, MillionsOfSpiders said: Ashba Tequila he may have found out that one is already taken by Axl ..and vodka by slash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 Hes the worst now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MillionsOfSpiders Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 29 minutes ago, Sekh-met said: he may have found out that one is already taken by Axl ..and vodka by slash I just read the whole thing, he was thinking of doing Tequila but seeing as people kept asking for water he decided to do that. Then he said there's very few good tasting waters out there and that's when I couldn't read any more for laughing so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sekh-met Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 25 minutes ago, MillionsOfSpiders said: I just read the whole thing, he was thinking of doing Tequila but seeing as people kept asking for water he decided to do that. Then he said there's very few good tasting waters out there and that's when I couldn't read any more for laughing so much I read through the whole thing... with tears in my eyes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MillionsOfSpiders Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Sekh-met said: I read through the whole thing... with tears in my eyes Killer quality plastic bottles, not the kind you open and the shit goes everywhere 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fourteenbeers Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 4 hours ago, MillionsOfSpiders said: Ashba Tequila I used to love her... but then I had tequila... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fansince88 Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 (edited) So, basically no one was going into his store to buy clothing, they were just looking for water? The only thing that would make this funnier is if he had said the water was going to be "lit". Edited May 9, 2017 by Fansince88 Typeo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sekh-met Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, MillionsOfSpiders said: Killer quality plastic bottles, not the kind you open and the shit goes everywhere ...and here I am crying again Also starting to feel a little sad they will not be sold over here..Im in dire need of some great tasting water in killer quality plastic bottles. I cannot even count how many times I have wandered into a clothing store asking for water..in the past week alone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MillionsOfSpiders Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, Sekh-met said: ...and here I am crying again Also starting to feel a little sad they will not be sold over here..Im in dire need of some great tasting water in killer quality plastic bottles. I cannot even count how many times I have wandered into a clothing store asking for water..in the past week alone It's true what sosso said, Ashba is going to notice soon that people like to breathe and there's very few nice smelling airs out there 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy14 Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Sekh-met said: Also starting to feel a little sad they will not be sold over here..Im in dire need of some great tasting water in killer quality plastic bottles. I cannot even count how many times I have wandered into a clothing store asking for water..in the past week alone Wait...you want to tell me that we won't be able to buy this over-expensive CAshba spittle in a luxurious 24-carat plastic bottle??? That's a disgrace!!! What am I gonna drink at the show in July? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sekh-met Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, MillionsOfSpiders said: It's true what sosso said, Ashba is going to notice soon that people like to breathe and there's very few nice smelling airs out there I hope so! He already set the bar pretty high with this one 1 minute ago, Andy14 said: Wait...you want to tell me that we won't be able to buy this over-expensive CAshba spittle in a luxurious 24-carat plastic bottle??? That's a disgrace!!! What am I gonna drink at the show in July? well depends on which one ..you can drink a 7€ beer in Vienna so no worries, they got you covered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkenchantress Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 As long as he doesn't present "Ashba guitar lessons" I'm fine with it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MillionsOfSpiders Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 21 minutes ago, Darkenchantress said: As long as he doesn't present "Ashba guitar lessons" I'm fine with it. Blazing finger tapping 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontdamnmeuyi2015 Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 I wonder where he's getting the water from? Las Vegas, Canada, LA? It has to taste damn amazing for people to want to buy it. I'm sure he'll be charging over $5 a bottle. DJ seems to have a hand in everything that makes money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-W.A.R- Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 35 minutes ago, Darkenchantress said: As long as he doesn't present "Ashba guitar lessons" I'm fine with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkenchantress Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 13 minutes ago, -W.A.R- said: ... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MillionsOfSpiders Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 45 minutes ago, dontdamnmeuyi2015 said: I wonder where he's getting the water from? Las Vegas, Canada, LA? It has to taste damn amazing for people to want to buy it. I'm sure he'll be charging over $5 a bottle. DJ seems to have a hand in everything that makes money. I thought Las Vegas was running out of water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cqleonardo Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 I commented on his instagram some days ago "I bet Gene Simmons is jealous of you" and he liked my coment hahaha 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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