killuridols Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 11 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: They are basically typical yanks and do not quite understand how it all works. That's before TB climbed up and invaded the home of King Axl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariLegend Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 Sweden are pretty awful, so since even England should be able to beat them... COME ON CROATIA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, AtariLegend said: Sweden are pretty awful, so since even England should be able to beat them... COME ON CROATIA! You really don't like us do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariLegend Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 10 minutes ago, Dazey said: You really don't like us do you? Brexit means Brexit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 8 minutes ago, Dazey said: You really don't like us do you? Yet he supported us (till 2016) apparently when we had such morally probate and generally likable characters as Ashley Cole and Wayne Rooney in the team! Even I had a hard job supporting England then and I'm English! What the heck is Brexit got to do with anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 1 minute ago, AtariLegend said: Brexit means Brexit. Well I didn't fucking vote for it did I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 What is brexit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 Apparently Maradona was supporting the Colombians, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 Congrats England! One step closer to my prediction of an England vs France final. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 The Swedes are no push overs. They will give England a game. I was saying to my Swedish friend that Zlatan not being there may be the best thing that could have happened. Without doubt he is better than any striker they have, but with Zlatan in the team, they're playing towards his strengths where as now you can see that they're playing for each other. It's definitely improved them overall I'd say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 (edited) Swedes will try and nick a goal then stodge it up. There defence will be hard to break down. PS Edited July 4, 2018 by DieselDaisy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosaj Thing Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 Fuck England! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moreblack Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 Not yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 Colombia were probably the stronger team there but they sort of imploded there. Maybe if James had played they would have won. All the teams think Kane is like a super danger from corners, he’s not really. It’s hard to tell if England are good because they get fouled really quickly. They had a lot freekicks. That was a penalty though. Why no VAR on that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padme Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 9 hours ago, Dazey said: Who's going to tell him that's not an English flag? I just hope Slash doesn't become the new Mick Jagger. In the 2014 WC, every time Jagger showed support for England or Brazil or other teams. He jinxed them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 4, 2018 Author Share Posted July 4, 2018 2 hours ago, wasted said: Colombia were probably the stronger team there but they sort of imploded there. Maybe if James had played they would have won. All the teams think Kane is like a super danger from corners, he’s not really. It’s hard to tell if England are good because they get fouled really quickly. They had a lot freekicks. That was a penalty though. Why no VAR on that? Columbia were no way near the better team and they knew it so they fuckin' put it on England and fair play to em, why not, if you're gonna try and win you go for it but lets be real they fouled England all up and down the fuckin' pitch, NUMEROUS times and the few times England did it was pretty much retaliatory. I mean Sterling, Christ Almighty, they were chucking him about like a fuckin' toy It got to a fuckin' point early doors in the second half where the game weren't fuckin' movin', it was all fouls. Our fuckin' bums went a bit after that goal and the fuckin' first half of extra time was shaky as fuck. I've fuckin' committed this whole tournament to not fuckin' shout up England because it occured to me that I've been the mouthiest England supporter all my life and they've never fuckin' won fuck all so like, perhaps its me (I mean it has to be, doesn't it, the whole worlds about me!), perhaps I'm the fuckin' jinx...so I'm keeping my mouth shut this tournament. Mouth shut and fingers crossed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 4, 2018 Author Share Posted July 4, 2018 10 hours ago, wasted said: What is brexit? A high fibre cereal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 (edited) There was a chap on (cough) talkshite from Colombia - English but he lived in Colombia and knew of their football. Apparently Pekerman, who normally sets his teams up to play fluent attacking football, played three holding midfielders - three! They obviously decided to play negatively once they found out they didn't have James. I have seen them play normally and they don't normally play like that. England have had two dirty as hell Central/South American teams in a row. PS Colombia gave England too much respect. The one time they played attacking football (first half of extra) England looked on the ropes. Edited July 4, 2018 by DieselDaisy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 The Lightening Seeds played over the PA when England won. I just had a theory. Putin has fixed it as an apology for poisoning the Skirpals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 The Sun are already priming their best ABBA witticisms as we speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 3 hours ago, Len Cnut said: Columbia were no way near the better team and they knew it so they fuckin' put it on England and fair play to em, why not, if you're gonna try and win you go for it but lets be real they fouled England all up and down the fuckin' pitch, NUMEROUS times and the few times England did it was pretty much retaliatory. I mean Sterling, Christ Almighty, they were chucking him about like a fuckin' toy It got to a fuckin' point early doors in the second half where the game weren't fuckin' movin', it was all fouls. Our fuckin' bums went a bit after that goal and the fuckin' first half of extra time was shaky as fuck. I've fuckin' committed this whole tournament to not fuckin' shout up England because it occured to me that I've been the mouthiest England supporter all my life and they've never fuckin' won fuck all so like, perhaps its me (I mean it has to be, doesn't it, the whole worlds about me!), perhaps I'm the fuckin' jinx...so I'm keeping my mouth shut this tournament. Mouth shut and fingers crossed. They put me in a straight jacket and prepared me for that statement. After the chin butt and non VAR checked penalty I went Alt Wasted for the rest of the match. England didn’t get one decision the whole, I was convinced they’d go to VAR for some weird penalty for Colombia in extra time. Then I was going to activate Walker to going into Terminator mode. After Dier’s penalty ”Pickford has the hand of god, Go back to Colombia and and sell some more coke” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 1 hour ago, DieselDaisy said: The Sun are already priming their best ABBA witticisms as we speak. I was emailing The Sun with Pickford Hand of God headline ideas. We could rewrite history Chinese Democracy stylee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 1 hour ago, DieselDaisy said: There was a chap on (cough) talkshite from Colombia - English but he lived in Colombia and knew of their football. Apparently Pekerman, who normally sets his teams up to play fluent attacking football, played three holding midfielders - three! They obviously decided to play negatively once they found out they didn't have James. I have seen them play normally and they don't normally play like that. England have had two dirty as hell Central/South American teams in a row. PS Colombia gave England too much respect. The one time they played attacking football (first half of extra) England looked on the ropes. Well they had sort of kicked Sterling and Young off the pitch and scored that last minute goal. It looked like only Colombia would win it. But in the highlights England made a few chances. Game was ruined by the dark arts. Still impossible to tell if England are good or not. Great temperament. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 3 hours ago, Len Cnut said: A high fibre cereal. Something to be avoided at all costs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 4, 2018 Author Share Posted July 4, 2018 10 minutes ago, wasted said: Something to be avoided at all costs. Well when you've got the two bob bits from shunting down 8 pints of Stella a night then fibre is hardly an issue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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