wasted Posted June 29, 2018 Author Share Posted June 29, 2018 Bacon n eggs then fried bread on the oil. I might be sick. The 12% beer was a mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 12 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: I make my own sandwich. Wrap it in foil. Chuck it in my bag. Ideal for the cricket (with a flask of tea). The most British thing i've read on here for a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 On 26/06/2018 at 11:47 PM, DieselDaisy said: Nah. But I've heard the latter mentioned in films. We have TGI Fridays in England, have had for ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 46 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: We have TGI Fridays in England, have had for ages. I do not really pay attention to this sort of stuff - you should know this now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: I do not really pay attention to this sort of stuff - you should know this now? Its a little hard to miss great big fuck off restaurants at service stations with billboards the size of a sodding zeppelin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Len Cnut said: Its a little hard to miss great big fuck off restaurants at service stations with billboards the size of a sodding zeppelin I didn't even know about those DIY credity cardy machines until I was in Smiths last year wondering, ''what on earth are those people doing?''. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 12 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: I didn't even know about those DIY credity cardy machines until I was in Smiths last year wondering, ''what on earth are those people doing?''. What you mean self service checkouts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted June 30, 2018 Author Share Posted June 30, 2018 There’s self service McDonald’s now. You just stick your card in and use the touch screen to pick what you want. Then it goes on the board. Then they bring it out like normal. Next step is in Japan they have machines that can put together burgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 3 hours ago, Len Cnut said: What you mean self service checkouts? I don't know about any of that stuff, urban Americanised pap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 (edited) 16 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: I don't know about any of that stuff, urban Americanised pap. Yeah but how would you miss it? I mean there they are, large as life, staring you in the face everytime you pop into a Tescos or ASDAs or Sainsburys, a totally different queue of people leading off of yours, I mean where did you think they were going, the gas chamber? How do you know they’re American before even knowing what they are? Edited June 30, 2018 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 I don't go into those shops. As I said, I am sort of isolated from modern living. I live in a small town in Northumberland. I come from a farming family. None of us give a shit about any of that stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 14 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: I don't go into those shops. As I said, I am sort of isolated from modern living. I live in a small town in Northumberland. I come from a farming family. None of us give a shit about any of that stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Just now, Dazey said: When the apocalypse happens and we all revert to mother nature you'll all be lost, standing there with your skinny jeans and your lifeless phones and dead credit cards. I will inherit the world. You'll come to me wondering how to kill and pluck a chicken - trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 6 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: When the apocalypse happens and we all revert to mother nature you'll all be lost, standing there with your skinny jeans and your lifeless phones and dead credit cards. I will inherit the world. You'll come to me wondering how to kill and pluck a chicken - trust me. Reading this in the thickest Geordie accent is incredibly satisfying. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 12 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: When the apocalypse happens and we all revert to mother nature you'll all be lost, standing there with your skinny jeans and your lifeless phones and dead credit cards. I will inherit the world. You'll come to me wondering how to kill and pluck a chicken - trust me. I'll have you know that I can skin a rabbit and rebuild a 9mm Beretta in less than 30 seconds! Bring on the zombie apocalypse!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 18 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: When the apocalypse happens and we all revert to mother nature you'll all be lost, standing there with your skinny jeans and your lifeless phones and dead credit cards. I will inherit the world. You'll come to me wondering how to kill and pluck a chicken - trust me. I'd die from mildew on my dirty plates. Speaking of normal convenience appliances - our washing machine is broken now. It's one after the other. Are you allowed washing machines in you backwards community? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted June 30, 2018 Author Share Posted June 30, 2018 I wonder how long it would take to perfectly clone a Big Mac at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 1 hour ago, SoulMonster said: I'd die from mildew on my dirty plates. Speaking of normal convenience appliances - our washing machine is broken now. It's one after the other. Are you allowed washing machines in you backwards community? he takes the laundry down to the river and washes it there, leaves it on a fence to dry don't even ask about ironing stuff p.s Love you DD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 (edited) All I ate today was a bunch of Calabrese salami with Danish blue cheese and a croissant with Philadelphia cream cheese. Decadence on the eve of destruction. Edited June 30, 2018 by soon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted July 2, 2018 Author Share Posted July 2, 2018 Bubble Milk Tea and then a load of inflight food. Eating for 12 hours watching continuous movies. This is as good as it gets. Meet wasted the fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlingrl03 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 8 hours ago, wasted said: Bubble Milk Tea and then a load of inflight food. Eating for 12 hours watching continuous movies. This is as good as it gets. Meet wasted the fat. A 12 hour straight flight? Where you headed wasted? My longest continuous flight was just shy of 6 hours...I can't imagine longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted July 2, 2018 Author Share Posted July 2, 2018 44 minutes ago, marlingrl03 said: A 12 hour straight flight? Where you headed wasted? My longest continuous flight was just shy of 6 hours...I can't imagine longer. I sat so long my knee has swollen up, old cruciate ligament damage. I’ve done a 12 hour flight so many times it felt like nothing. I watched 5 movies and drank 6 bottles of wine. Hostess spilled hot coffee on me so they were feeding me up. I haven’t slept for 2 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlingrl03 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, wasted said: I sat so long my knee has swollen up, old cruciate ligament damage. I’ve done a 12 hour flight so many times it felt like nothing. I watched 5 movies and drank 6 bottles of wine. Hostess spilled hot coffee on me so they were feeding me up. I haven’t slept for 2 days. Yeah, that does not sound like fun. I know about knee issues. I can't sit too long cause I have bone spurs in my knees. Went to see that Solo movie and my brother had to help me down the stairs...felt like stabbing knives in my knee cap. Brutal. Anyways...hope you can get some sleep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted July 2, 2018 Author Share Posted July 2, 2018 20 minutes ago, marlingrl03 said: Yeah, that does not sound like fun. I know about knee issues. I can't sit too long cause I have bone spurs in my knees. Went to see that Solo movie and my brother had to help me down the stairs...felt like stabbing knives in my knee cap. Brutal. Anyways...hope you can get some sleep! I nodded out and Belgium got two goals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 On 30/06/2018 at 9:43 PM, DieselDaisy said: I don't go into those shops. As I said, I am sort of isolated from modern living. I live in a small town in Northumberland. I come from a farming family. None of us give a shit about any of that stuff. Oh right, I didnt know that, when you alluded to being isolated from modern living I thought it was like, self imposed, I didn’t know you lived out in the sticks. So, you’re a proper fuckin’ Dingle then? Cool. What sort of farming are your people about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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