SoulMonster Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 11 hours ago, Graeme said: Astrid S, man... I prefer Dagny. Went to a concert with her in New York recently. Outstanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Just now, SoulMonster said: Really? Next time I will consult you instead of google translate You should have just repeated venimus if you are using the English colloquial ''came'' for ejaculation, venimus, vidimus, venimus, but a Roman would've said, venimus, vidimus, eiecimus - the latter verb is actually where ''ejaculate'' comes from. This would lose its lexical humour though (of ''came'' meaning the two different things). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Cold innit I suppose, gotta keep warm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 8 hours ago, SoulMonster said: I prefer Dagny. Went to a concert with her in New York recently. Outstanding. I prefer Dagny's music as well, I thought we were talking about sexiness though... Having said that, Dagny's a beautiful lassie when she's not rocking a terrible block fringe (just a personal taste thing, I generally don't find block fringes attractive...). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 19 hours ago, Georgy Zhukov said: So this is what happens when people have Universal Healthcare? Absolutely. Without a doubt. 100% of the time. Every person with an NHS number has the sexual magnetism only shared by the people of Scandinavian countries and several silverback gorillas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Those Norwegian ladies cannot hold a candle to the Norwegian lady, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted June 29, 2018 Author Share Posted June 29, 2018 14 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Those Norwegian ladies cannot hold a candle to the Norwegian lady, Yeah, she'd probably melt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted June 29, 2018 Author Share Posted June 29, 2018 22 minutes ago, Gracii Guns said: Absolutely. Without a doubt. 100% of the time. Every person with an NHS number has the sexual magnetism only shared by the people of Scandinavian countries and several silverback gorillas. Maybe it's just me but I always shudder at the mention of the words "sexual" and "NHS number" in the same sentence. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Dazey said: Maybe it's just me but I always shudder at the mention of the words "sexual" and "NHS number" in the same sentence. Did you move to America? If you did, you've shorten your lifespan by about 30 years. Edited June 29, 2018 by Georgy Zhukov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 13 hours ago, Graeme said: I prefer Dagny's music as well, I thought we were talking about sexiness though... Having said that, Dagny's a beautiful lassie when she's not rocking a terrible block fringe (just a personal taste thing, I generally don't find block fringes attractive...). We were talking about sexiness, too. Astrid has that everyday-look, like your neighbor, Dagny is more high-fashion modelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 12 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: Those Norwegian ladies cannot hold a candle to the Norwegian lady, She looks like a young Grotbags 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 3 hours ago, SoulMonster said: We were talking about sexiness, too. Astrid has that everyday-look, like your neighbor, Dagny is more high-fashion modelly. I think that's just like... your opinion, man . Astrid can do the high-fashion thing too: And Dagny can do the everyday: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Is this some millennial conversation? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 4 hours ago, Graeme said: I think that's just like... your opinion, man . Astrid can do the high-fashion thing too: And Dagny can do the everyday: I am impressed, and a little concerned, by your knowledge on unknown Norwegian musicians. Does this knowledge extent beyond those of the female sex and who are quite good-looking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 7 hours ago, SoulMonster said: I am impressed, and a little concerned, by your knowledge on unknown Norwegian musicians. Does this knowledge extent beyond those of the female sex and who are quite good-looking? Spotify Discover playlists have a lot to answer for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 On 01.07.2018 at 3:41 AM, Graeme said: Spotify Discover playlists have a lot to answer for... So the pictures weren't stored under a folder on your laptop titled "I erupted"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padme Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 38 minutes ago, Oldest Goat said: Gracii thinks silverback gorillas have sexual magnetism; confirmed?! You're jealous of silverbacks gorillas sexual magnetism. Confirmed! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Oldest Goat said: Gracii thinks silverback gorillas have sexual magnetism; confirmed?! "Only the people of Scandinavia and NHS holders can come close to matching the raw sexual magnetism of any run-of-the-mill silverback gorilla." - Gracii Oh, don't tell me you wouldn't. Imagine spending a romantic evening under the canopy of the rainforest. You both get drunk on jungle juice, and you both suddenly feel magical together. Spoiler No way, I find that men have enough body hair already. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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