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wasted Posted December 17, 2018 Author Share Posted December 17, 2018 10 hours ago, Len Cnut said: All Sorts are one of those horrible things that got popularised when there was fuck all better of an option See when you’re surrounded my shit as we often are on these shores you ‘develop a taste’, which is shorthand to get used to crap, for all sortsa shite and thats what I think the deal is with Liquorice Allsorts, for a long while in this country there probably weren much range of sweets so you get used to bollocks I’m a victim of it myself cuz I like Liqourice Allsorts and Blackjacks and all the crap sweets we get over here. Sort of like Rich Teas, they’re a favourite of mine but I’m sure if we had those amazing american doughey fuckin’ cookies knocking about when I was little Rich Teas woulda never got a look in. I suppose sweets and biscuits only have the value people will pay for them. There’s gross things that still sell and stuff that doesn’t anymore. Allsorts and Rich Tea still sell more than Wham bars and Dandelion and Burdock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MillionsOfSpiders Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 These are worse than All Sorts when it comes to crap sweets: Fucking minging! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 1 minute ago, MillionsOfSpiders said: These are worse than All Sorts when it comes to crap sweets: Fucking minging! Nah, bollocks, those were great, they kinda tasted like Pez or Love Hearts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MillionsOfSpiders Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Just now, Len Cnut said: Nah, bollocks, those were great, they kinda tasted like Pez or Love Hearts. They taste like soap! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 13 minutes ago, MillionsOfSpiders said: They taste like soap! Fair dues they have a sort of a chemical touch to them but that's a hallmark of quality It means thought and attention has gone into their preparation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 9 hours ago, MillionsOfSpiders said: These are worse than All Sorts when it comes to crap sweets: Fucking minging! They can fuck off with the allsorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 All of you who live outside of Scotland and have never tried one of these bad boys need to come up and buy one. As far as the biscuit league table goes, they are a game changer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 12 minutes ago, Graeme said: All of you who live outside of Scotland and have never tried one of these bad boys need to come up and buy one. As far as the biscuit league table goes, they are a game changer. If those are short bread I think I've had them at Church. Delicious! Only time I liked a Jube-Jube or whatever the candy on top is called. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 @Graeme what are they called? those ones look home made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 26 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: I love Parma's whats with all the hate? These and Fizzers sre the mutts nutts You're drunk! and Fizzers?? WTF are they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 1 hour ago, soon said: If those are short bread I think I've had them at Church. Delicious! Only time I liked a Jube-Jube or whatever the candy on top is called. They are indeed, good sir. Interesting that someone in Canada is making them . 1 hour ago, janrichmond said: @Graeme what are they called? those ones look home made. They're called Empire Biscuits. To be honest, the ones you get in shops look like that too... There's a café in Glasgow that does ones that are a bit bigger, and they're absolutely delightful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Scottish shortbread is one of the few sweet things I like - I haven't really got a sweet tooth. They always flog it in tartan boxes with picturesque scenes of Edinburgh Castle and sell it to tourists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 26 minutes ago, Graeme said: 1 hour ago, janrichmond said: They're called Empire Biscuits. To be honest, the ones you get in shops look like that too... There's a café in Glasgow that does ones that are a bit bigger, and they're absolutely delightful. Just found them on Sainsburys website. Ordering them for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 18 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Scottish shortbread is one of the few sweet things I like - I haven't really got a sweet tooth. They always flog it in tartan boxes with picturesque scenes of Edinburgh Castle and sell it to tourists. I fuckin' shortbread. Most dry fuckin' pointless bollocks ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: I fuckin' shortbread. Most dry fuckin' pointless bollocks ever. You fuck shortbread? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Just now, DieselDaisy said: You fuck shortbread? What you do right is you crumble it up, put the teensiest bit of tea in there and then stir it into a biscuitey paste, warm it up, pour it into a correctly sized bit of tubing, thumb the ol' todger in and then...well...y'know. I must add though, make sure you get your measurements accurate for when you pop down to Screwfix for tubing, you've got to get the nob to tube ratio just right cuz this friend of mine right, whoose a friend, whoose not me cuz he's someone whoose a friend had a really tough time explaining himself to A&E once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsys Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 47 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: You fuck shortbread? LOL damn I missed this place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Comstock Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 (edited) On 12/14/2018 at 6:58 AM, Len Cnut said: I wonder if bounty as a term is used abroad as it is over here in certain circles, to denote a dark skinned man who is not proud of his race (dark on the outside, white on the inside). I have a Korean friend who used to refer to himself as a banana. Edited December 18, 2018 by Gordon Comstock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Len Cnut said: I fuckin' shortbread. Most dry fuckin' pointless bollocks ever. This coming from a man who named Rich Tea biscuits a favourite... Fuck's sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 18, 2018 Author Share Posted December 18, 2018 On 16/12/2018 at 8:11 PM, lukepowell1988 said: Nah I gotta fight for the allsorts ere there a classic When the zombie appcalypse happens and I’m scavenging a looted Poundland to survive and I see Allsorts on the left of me and Malteasers on the right, I’mgoing left. There’s more substance to an Allsort than a Malteaser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 18, 2018 Author Share Posted December 18, 2018 4 hours ago, Len Cnut said: I fuckin' shortbread. Most dry fuckin' pointless bollocks ever. It should be buttery and is traditionally deep fried by scottish people. 3 litres of Iron Bru washes it down on the Newcastle train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DieselDaisy Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 58 minutes ago, wasted said: That is the sheet. Faux Scotlandland. Just what Mel ate in Braveheart. Great to bring back to the relatives in Orange County. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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