Subtle Signs Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 (edited) http://ultimateclassicrock.com/aldi-cheese-guns-n-roses-def-leppard/ We've all heard our share of cheesy songs, but this is on an entirely different level. Beginning tomorrow, the discount supermarket chain Aldi will sell a new line of limited-edition cheeses named after songs from the '80s, including hits by Def Leppard and Guns N' Roses. According to Delish, Aldi's Happy Farms will be taking on some new nostalgia-themed packaging with "Sweet Cheddar of Mine" and "Pour Some Gouda on Me" cheese. They also have others named after classic hits by Cyndi Lauper ("Girls Just Wanna Have Fontina"), Michael Jackson ("Billie Goat Is My Lover"), Bonnie Tyler ("Total Eclipse of the Havarti") and Wham! ("Wake Me Up Before You Goat-Goat"). The labels borrow images of the artists too, with cows and goats representing the artists. The cheeses come in either 5 oz. (Lauper and Wham!) or 7 oz. (all others) packages and sell for $3.49 each. Aldi's promotion comes on the heels of November's advent calendar of cheese leading up to Christmas and last month's heart-shaped mature cheddar wheels for Valentine's Day, which, by the way, would have made a perfect tie-in with Linda Ronstadt's classic Heart Like a Wheel album. If you're able to get to an Aldi near you and locate any of these products during the time of this promotion, may we suggest pairing them with wines officially licensed by Kiss, the Grateful Dead or AC/DC? Or possibly a bottle of Diving Into Hampton Water, a rose that Jon Bon Jovi and his son Jesse launched in 2018 in collaboration with French winemaker Gerard Bertrand. Edited February 5, 2019 by Subtle Signs 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Really seems like it should have been "Sweet Child O' Rind" But the MJ themed cheese "Billy Goat Is My Lover" takes the win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtle Signs Posted February 5, 2019 Author Share Posted February 5, 2019 I'm no expert on licensing but is this something GNR management would have to approve especially in a major chain like Aldi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ana_1991 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 What's next? Adult diapers? Get new music out for God's sake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson87 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 I live near an Aldi. I might pick some up next time I go shopping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post El Guapo Posted February 5, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted February 5, 2019 You know what goes great with cheese? Eggs. Just sayin. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axl`s BFF Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 I'm crackers for anything like this so i'll buy it 🧀 🧀 🍷😝 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson87 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 1 minute ago, El Guapo said: You know what goes great with cheese? Eggs. Just sayin. Cheese omelettes are an eggcelent way to start your day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaanzer Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Cheese I love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Out Ta Get Quiche 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cineater Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 How weird. I'm still trying to process this. We get a Ben & Jerry's flavor, it's a party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson87 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Oldest Goat said: Shotgun Blue-cheese? It's So Cheesy? Feta? Out Ta Get Brie? Roquefort Queen? Sweet Babybel'O Mine? Street of Cream? Jumpin' Pepper Jack Flash? Cracker's Revenge Cheddar in the Rye You're Cheesy Riad N' The Chedouins Edited February 5, 2019 by Gibson_Guy87 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donny Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 so thats why they milked us dry 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAR41 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 15 minutes ago, Gibson_Guy87 said: Cracker's Revenge Cheddar in the Rye You're Cheesy Double Talkin' Jack You Ain't the Forme Bad Abertam Dead Herve 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 (edited) Chevre War Pepper Jack City - Or - Paradise Chimy Muenster Brownstone Silkcurds Asiagoes (My Whey, Your Whey) Down At The Farmers Cheese Riad and the Boursin Stilton For The Devil I Dont Gruyere About You You Can't Put Your Arms Around A Mammary (Raw Cheese) You Could Be Brined Since I Dont Have Blue Its So Enzyme Renet Queen Grate In The Ring (pre shredded cheese) Pretty Tied Up (Cheese clothe and cheese strainer bags) Edited February 5, 2019 by soon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgnr Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Feta About You sounds legit. Or, since it's Duff's birthday: So Feta 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fourteenbeers Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 (edited) This is a bit obvious, but whatta hell: It Tastes Gouda, Don’t It Edited February 5, 2019 by Fourteenbeers 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Guapo Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Wait a minute, isn't Feta Axl's mom? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnfnrs1972 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Ashba cheese Its the cheesiest! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Guapo Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Just now, gnfnrs1972 said: Ashba cheese Its the cheesiest! More cheese than you can handle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnfnrs1972 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 1 minute ago, El Guapo said: More cheese than you can handle! Yea. Or you could call it imitation cheese. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bansidhe Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 20 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: Dare I say it Guns N Roses are becoming the new Kiss them fuckers have merchandised EVERYTHING Indeed. It's tragically shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Guapo Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Ok, I'm done now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAU3R Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 First eggs, then cheese what's next in this forum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnfnrs1972 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 This cheese story reminds me.....Tripping over dollars picking up nickels! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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