spunko12345 Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Does anyone know how to get rid of mice or a mouse? Fast. I was watching tv this morning and a fucking mouse ran across the living room floor. I will admit i froze. I cannot fucking bear the thought of it. Any methods of getting rid of this cunt would be most appreciated. The less humane the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 (edited) Rat traps? Those big sticky sheet things that pest control use? Maybe get a guy in, like a fuckin’ handyman or whatever, see where the cunts come in from? Ever see any rat dropping around the house? Wherever mice are they tend to shit so if the shit ain’t there perhaps you don’t have an infestation and just one cunt managed to get in through an open door or a window. Call your local council pest control maybe though they do charge. Edited December 7, 2019 by Len Cnut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted December 7, 2019 Author Share Posted December 7, 2019 I cant see any shit so that's a good sign then. Im going out this afternoon to buy some of the most deadly products available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 If its in the living room and so are you just lock the door and bash it to death with something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Check your pantry to see if they're eating through the boxes and bags with your food stuffs in them. If so, discard that food, clean the pantry and leaves some piles of cayenne. Store new food in unreachable places (such as fridge if possible). Though, they seem fine to live on cardboard or down-filling too. Try to eliminate anything that they've been eating. That will ensure that they go for the traps. Baiting with peanut butter seems to work. Be prepared to find them caught in the trap but fully alive. Have a bag and blunt object handy. Most of all, have fun! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 You can get these wall adapters which keep pets away but they're only preventative. Truthfully, unless you live near a field and it's just some stray field mouse which has wandered in, you probably have an infestation. Search for any gaps in your floor boards/walls - try looking for droppings; chuck a load of poison in there; seal up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted December 7, 2019 Author Share Posted December 7, 2019 31 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: If its in the living room and so are you just lock the door and bash it to death with something. I'll be having some beers watching the boxing later so ill go after it with my tomohawk. Just rang a pest controller it's 100 quid. I'm gonna see how I get on with my own traps/poison/sticky mats and if I see another one after a week or so I'm getting the pros in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, spunko12345 said: I'll be having some beers watching the boxing later so ill go after it with my tomohawk. Just rang a pest controller it's 100 quid. I'm gonna see how I get on with my own traps/poison/sticky mats and if I see another one after a week or so I'm getting the pros in. I’m quite serious, there’s no way out of your living room right? Like apart from the door coming in? If he’s ran through there just close the fuckin’ door and bash the cunt in with something, even a slipper will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 We've had mice three time. The 2nd and 3rd time our cats solved the problem in about a week. The 1st time my gf demanded a mouse-friendly mousetrap, which worked poorly. Then she pulled open a drawer and noticed it was full of urine and droppings. So I got the all clear to use these: Just put a little peanutbutter on there. Works better than cheese. Problem was gone in less than a week. That said I caught a few by hand too. Released those in the park about a km or 2 away. I like mice and they're cute. I like all rodents really. Had rats as pets for well over 10 years. But mice piss and poop literally everywhere and they're really unhealthy to have running around. So yeah, kill 'em all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 The pest controllers are not going to do much more than you can already do yourself. I had one in and all he did was lift up a floorboard and pour a load of poisonous pellets down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted December 7, 2019 Author Share Posted December 7, 2019 50 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: The pest controllers are not going to do much more than you can already do yourself. I had one in and all he did was lift up a floorboard and pour a load of poisonous pellets down. I thought that when I rang him and asked what they can do. I basically thought thanks very much I'll just crack on and do all that myself. I've got 4 rentokill traps down now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 1 minute ago, spunko12345 said: I thought that when I rang him and asked what they can do. I basically thought thanks very much I'll just crack on and do all that myself. I've got 4 rentokill traps down now. Have you not traced where they're coming from? If you have a family, they will be coming into your rooms somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted December 7, 2019 Author Share Posted December 7, 2019 I haven't figured that out for certain but I have a utility room where we keep the washing machine and their is a vent which goes outside but it's about 6 inches off the floor and the grill is very narrow. So unless it/they dived through I don't know. Or maybe there is s gap somewhere I haven't found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, spunko12345 said: I haven't figured that out for certain but I have a utility room where we keep the washing machine and their is a vent which goes outside but it's about 6 inches off the floor and the grill is very narrow. So unless it/they dived through I don't know. Or maybe there is s gap somewhere I haven't found. Look for their droppings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratam Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 5 hours ago, spunko12345 said: Does anyone know how to get rid of mice or a mouse? Fast. I was watching tv this morning and a fucking mouse ran across the living room floor. I will admit i froze. I cannot fucking bear the thought of it. Any methods of getting rid of this cunt would be most appreciated. The less humane the better. Cats Help to keep the house free of rats 😺 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 I hear this guy has some experience... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted December 7, 2019 Author Share Posted December 7, 2019 12 minutes ago, Graeme said: I hear this guy has some experience... Yes, thank you Graeme 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Get a cat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
action Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 you should build a wall around your house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sydney Fan Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 (edited) 10 hours ago, Len Cnut said: I’m quite serious, there’s no way out of your living room right? Like apart from the door coming in? If he’s ran through there just close the fuckin’ door and bash the cunt in with something, even a slipper will do. Apart from those 80 plus, who wears a slipper nowdays?.😄 Edited December 7, 2019 by Sydney Fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sydney Fan Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 They can also come in via airconitioning vents on the ceiling via the roof. I would suggest getting a python or snake. Should fix in a week i would think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, Sydney Fan said: They can also come in via airconitioning vents on the ceiling via the roof. I would suggest getting a python or snake. Should fix in a week i would think. This post is Australian in a multitude of ways. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 15 minutes ago, Sydney Fan said: Apart from those 80 plus, who wears a slipper nowdays?.😄 I said slipper cuz my uncle did the same with a slipper...substitute slipper for shoe, boot, shit, even a belt would work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 You're all mean boys. Give him some food to take home and keep him as a guest 🐭🐁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sydney Fan Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 22 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: I said slipper cuz my uncle did the same with a slipper...substitute slipper for shoe, boot, shit, even a belt would work. Sorry len not having a go mate. I think it would be a messy killing. 3 minutes ago, janrichmond said: You're all mean boys. Give him some food to take home and keep him as a guest 🐭🐁 So rodents dont scare you jan?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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