Dazey Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 22 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Complete corona-avoidance is a worthwhile pursuit from my experience. News, media, celebrity videos, statistics, Chris bloody Whitty - avoid it all and do something productive. My friend Angi is a Nurse Practitioner in Leeds and said Chris Whitty should be disregarded on aesthetic terms alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dazey said: My friend Angi is a Nurse Practitioner in Leeds and said Chris Whitty should be disregarded on aesthetic terms alone. People who do science degrees/phds are not as good looking as people who do history. The looks determine the intellectual pursuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 (edited) 15 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: People who do science degrees/phds are not as good looking as people who do history. The looks determine the intellectual pursuit. Phhhhwwoooaaaaarrrr!!!!! I always wondered what would happen if somebody hit Ann Widdecombe in the face with a shovel! Edited April 28, 2020 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Dazey said: Phhhhwwoooaaaaarrrr!!!!! I always wondered what would happen if somebody hit Ann Widdecombe in the face with a shovel! Classicist. Doesn't count. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/article-2479096/The-History-Girls-meet-women-building-bright-future-past.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Obviously the choicest shorties are in the humanities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 1 hour ago, DieselDaisy said: Complete corona-avoidance is a worthwhile pursuit from my experience. News, media, celebrity videos, statistics, Chris bloody Whitty - avoid it all and do something productive. Said the guy who keeps posting in the COVID-19 thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 1 hour ago, SoulMonster said: Said the guy who keeps posting in the COVID-19 thread You were just earlier complaining how I don't reply to your essays? I have had 2-3 days of corona free bliss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
action Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 I think in a couple of years time I'll look back at this and wonder why I didn't enjoy these care free days more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 The weather has turned shite. Oh well. It was good while it lasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilacmess Posted April 29, 2020 Author Share Posted April 29, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, action said: I think in a couple of years time I'll look back at this and wonder why I didn't enjoy these care free days more. I have to admit I kind of do enjoy them. I've become a really good cook. I enjoy hanging with the kids. And for the first time I truely appreciate our spacious outdoor living area. I even enjoy homeoffice and teleconferences. I'm just lucky I don't have loads to accomplish right now. Edited April 29, 2020 by lilacmess 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
action Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 23 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: The weather has turned shite. a bit like @SoulMonster's posts then (is that why he has a weeping sun as avatar?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 7 minutes ago, action said: a bit like @SoulMonster's posts then (is that why he has a weeping sun as avatar?) Now now. He has decided to assign himself ''official mygnr expert'' on Chine - sorry - ''SARS-CoV-2''. You should know better than to mock your superiors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
action Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 6 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Now now. He has decided to assign himself ''official mygnr expert'' on Chine - sorry - ''SARS-CoV-2''. You should know better than to mock your superiors. I bet he orders a glass of C2H5OH in the pub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 21 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: Classicist. Doesn't count. She would if she’d studied maths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 I think my family are acquiring the reputation of an ''evil non-clapper'' haha. Just heard a load of noise interrupting my film and looked out the window and saw all the street out clapping, and clanking pots and pans. There will be some curtain twitchy tut-tutting no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
action Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 I've had a kid's party with my son. dug out some very cheesy party cd's with euro dance from the mid 90s, and we had a blast. I even found myself and my rusty, plank-body doing some moves while my son was doing some funky elvis shaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 I am managing this lockdown thing better than some chums I know because I have always been a massive reader, and have sort of used long-distance running as a bit of an outlet. You need hobbies. So once I saw my cricket was ballsed up, other hobbies got greater emphasise. I know chaps who don't read and whose whole life is orientated around sport and boozing! They are up shit creek without a paddle right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 35 minutes ago, action said: I've had a kid's party with my son. dug out some very cheesy party cd's with euro dance from the mid 90s, and we had a blast. I even found myself and my rusty, plank-body doing some moves while my son was doing some funky elvis shaking. Nice! Sounds like a great time. 14 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: I am managing this lockdown thing better than some chums I know because I have always been a massive reader, and have sort of used long-distance running as a bit of an outlet. You need hobbies. So once I saw my cricket was ballsed up, other hobbies got greater emphasise. I know chaps who don't read and whose whole life is orientated around sport and boozing! They are up shit creek without a paddle right now. Much to my own surprise I've taken up vanity and materialism as a new hobby. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 I really miss prostitutes and eating crepes with nutella at the mall 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, DieselDaisy said: I am managing this lockdown thing better than some chums I know because I have always been a massive reader, and have sort of used long-distance running as a bit of an outlet. You need hobbies. So once I saw my cricket was ballsed up, other hobbies got greater emphasise. I know chaps who don't read and whose whole life is orientated around sport and boozing! They are up shit creek without a paddle right now. There are others still, like this lad I know whoose a doorman, who don’t even like sports and even boozing, don’t watch telly, hes just...a bit of a fuckin’ wrong ‘un, dodgy deals and kicking the fuck out of clubgoers on the door, he text me the other day like, totally lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
action Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 23 hours ago, Len Cnut said: There are others still, like this lad I know whoose a doorman, who don’t even like sports and even boozing, don’t watch telly, hes just...a bit of a fuckin’ wrong ‘un, dodgy deals and kicking the fuck out of clubgoers on the door, he text me the other day like, totally lost. I'm sorry for that, Len, I meant to text @SoulMonster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 On 4/30/2020 at 11:09 PM, Len Cnut said: There are others still, like this lad I know whoose a doorman, who don’t even like sports and even boozing, don’t watch telly, hes just...a bit of a fuckin’ wrong ‘un, dodgy deals and kicking the fuck out of clubgoers on the door, he text me the other day like, totally lost. You know a lot of dodgy geezers, don't you, drug-dealers? I was going to contact you to see if any of them can get me some flour on the black market? Plain and self-raising. Thank you in advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 46 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: You know a lot of dodgy geezers, don't you, drug-dealers? I was going to contact you to see if any of them can get me some flour on the black market? Plain and self-raising. Thank you in advance. Well, what do you think? He's a fucking realtor's assistant or something. It's not like he'd be spending company with anyone savoury. He's hanging with plumbers, drug dealers, pimps and electricians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 48 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: You know a lot of dodgy geezers, don't you, drug-dealers? I was going to contact you to see if any of them can get me some flour on the black market? Plain and self-raising. Thank you in advance. I'd wager a lot of people on here know a dealer or two, otherwise how to they get all this weed they smoke? Thats not mentioning the charlie etc etc. 4 minutes ago, SoulMonster said: Well, what do you think? He's a fucking realtor's assistant or something. It's not like he'd be spending company with anyone savoury. He's hanging with plumbers, drug dealers, pimps and electricians. You meet all manner of cunts working in the property game. Like LITERALLY everybody. Cuz everyone needs a roof over their head, don't they? In my tenure at this job I've met one of everybody, the weird and the wacky, some of them are hilairious. One bloke who I happened upon through these on-going trials for my daily bread that I call work I later saw in the newspaper. He got done for shagging a horse I told you, one of everything man The human race is a beautiful thing, if you can imagine it, it's probably out there, being done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 4 hours ago, Len Cnut said: I'd wager a lot of people on here know a dealer or two, otherwise how to they get all this weed they smoke? Thats not mentioning the charlie etc etc. You meet all manner of cunts working in the property game. Like LITERALLY everybody. Cuz everyone needs a roof over their head, don't they? In my tenure at this job I've met one of everybody, the weird and the wacky, some of them are hilairious. One bloke who I happened upon through these on-going trials for my daily bread that I call work I later saw in the newspaper. He got done for shagging a horse I told you, one of everything man The human race is a beautiful thing, if you can imagine it, it's probably out there, being done. I work in social housing we commission lots of supported housing, hostels and rough sleepers schemes. You know heroin users if they inject into the same site they get abscesses and stuff and they can become like a gaping wound. I've met a rough sleeper who fucked that wound in someone's leg. And also met the woman whose leg it was. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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