foreverguns Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 No this shit is going though rought now, I just step on an open window at floor1 and some fucking guard run at me aldo i was still, I told them i saw the window open and someone else outside i just get out to get a breath of fresh air,some dude ran after me he thought i was truiynnt to escape,I told them to fuck off ,I just wanna some fresh air and take a piss 3m away from the builiding, they charge me for attenpt escape 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreverguns Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 They will try to put me in court for this shit, I am not infected but i swear this mother fucker idiot should stay away from me,and am a pacifist myself, I do love people like jim morrison,janis,jimi,grace slick,greatful dead so this fucking cunts they can suck me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Spade Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 If you do end up hitting him, just claim self defense for 'Social distancing". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreverguns Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 On his declaration he said i saw a guy outside and come running to me,I said i saw a guy outside in black and i thought i can be in this garden also but than i had a pannic attack when i saw this dark tall creature runing to me and i ran also,but there we're no witnesses ,how can he act like Nostradamus and thought i try to escape w h en i got only my cigarrettes and lighter with me and light clothes,by t h at time temperature was close to 0 degrees ....anyway this was the Jandermery(the ones from french movies with Louis De Funnes) and the said we will hand this over to the Police ,i said wow they will get back togheter to handle my case,I must be lucky 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin82 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Bojo too address UK @ 830pm They say about mass gatherings fuck me every supermarket is like being @ Glastonbury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin82 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 All Greggs stores too close from 2mo as with Costa & Maccy ds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreverguns Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 For mr beer and vodka still arrive daily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFD5 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Boris Johnson to address the nation in just over 20 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, AFD5 said: Boris Johnson to address the nation in just over 20 minutes Just what everyone needs in a time of crisis, to hear from a complete bawbag. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 13 hours ago, foreverguns said: On his declaration he said i saw a guy outside and come running to me,I said i saw a guy outside in black and i thought i can be in this garden also but than i had a pannic attack when i saw this dark tall creature runing to me and i ran also,but there we're no witnesses ,how can he act like Nostradamus and thought i try to escape w h en i got only my cigarrettes and lighter with me and light clothes,by t h at time temperature was close to 0 degrees ....anyway this was the Jandermery(the ones from french movies with Louis De Funnes) and the said we will hand this over to the Police ,i said wow they will get back togheter to handle my case,I must be lucky This is fucking gold 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Im getting fat on CBD oils Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 minute ago, soon said: Im getting fat on man juice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Dazey said: Like Rod Stewart! (heard about that on @RussTCB's pod! ) Edited March 24, 2020 by soon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilacmess Posted March 26, 2020 Author Share Posted March 26, 2020 (edited) It's been 15 days at home now. At least 18 more to go... https://www.instagram.com/p/B-GGtnHA9dS/?igshid=1g2t7iwm2otq Edited March 26, 2020 by lilacmess 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaya Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Same here in days since SpringBreak 3 weeks ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreverguns Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 28 minutes ago, lilacmess said: It's been 15 days at home now. At least 18 more to go... https://www.instagram.com/p/B-GGtnHA9dS/?igshid=1g2t7iwm2otq Doesn't we supposed to stay 14 days isolated at home? So why you 33 days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilacmess Posted March 26, 2020 Author Share Posted March 26, 2020 (edited) First we were quarantined indivdualy and now there is a nationwide lockdown (sort of). Edited March 26, 2020 by lilacmess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricA Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 55 minutes ago, lilacmess said: It's been 15 days at home now. At least 18 more to go... Are you sure all measures will only last till April 13th, i'm not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilacmess Posted March 26, 2020 Author Share Posted March 26, 2020 (edited) 44 minutes ago, EricA said: Are you sure all measures will only last till April 13th, i'm not I don't think it will be over by then, actually. Edited March 26, 2020 by lilacmess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Tryna work on my beach body. Eating healthy, no beer and more water, doing the exercises I can. But I need low impact cardio. Without getting out for long walks my adonis bod lays buried under a jiggly cushion of sour cream dip. Even my frantic, neurotic, apartment-pacing isnt getting the needed number of steps in! lol Can anyone relate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilacmess Posted March 26, 2020 Author Share Posted March 26, 2020 1 minute ago, soon said: Tryna work on my beach body. Eating healthy, no beer and more water, doing the exercises I can. But I need low impact cardio. Without getting out for long walks my adonis bod lays buried under a jiggly cushion of sour cream dip. Even my frantic, neurotic, apartment-pacing isnt getting the needed number of steps in! lol Can anyone relate? Yes . My routine is out the window right now. Try to work out a bit (I do a program called Fat Attack *lol*), but I've been a bit sick the last few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 6 minutes ago, lilacmess said: Yes . My routine is out the window right now. Try to work out a bit (I do a program called Fat Attack *lol*), but I've been a bit sick the last few days. Haha, well Im kinda glad that its not just me! Fat Attack!? Ahh, I love it Might need to check that out. Maybe everyone will just gain a few lbs/ounces and will all look great by mutual comparison... is my wishful thinking, lol. Nah, its about being healthy and feeling good though isnt it. Sorry to hear that you are a bit sick. Thats insult to injury. Feel better soon! We'll all be fit-as-Fortus in no time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin82 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 DownLoad 2020 confirms its CANCELLED 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-W.A.R- Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 So fucking booooooorrrrreddd. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 1 hour ago, -W.A.R- said: So fucking booooooorrrrreddd. Try L7, I hear that can help 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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