Angelica Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: You'll like this, he used to love to watch and wank. It was one of his favourite pastimes. 'In those days I was pumpin' so much peter, whoooo boy!'. With or without consent, which would might change the tune of a few if they made mention of it on social media, what with #metoo and all that gear. Anyway he was great mates with Buddy Holly who, apparently, had a massive cock. Like freakishly massive. I mean I weren't there with a tape measure in the fuckin' 50s but by all accounts he was a human tripod. And moreso than like, shagging himself (which he did much more than his fair share of as well) one thing that Rich LOVED was to watch Buddy banging other birds. Like specifically his cock pumpin' em. When Buddy couldn't get the bird to consent to letting Rich watch and wank it became quite tricky because they had to angle themselves just right so Rich could cop the very specific eyeful that he wanted to and get his kicks. But a lot more birds were accomodating to the notion of having Rich watch and wank than you might think. There have been rumours about Ed being a bender for more than a while y'know. Ed the tranny rescuer. Ed the rescuer of trannies who then mysteriously fall off their roofs 3:15ish. For reals. 🤣❤️ Edited May 10, 2020 by Angelica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Something about Buddy Holly, who was this gawky looking nerd, having a big dingus, and having it off whilst Penniman watched. ''Peggy Sue'' is such a sweet song really and you have buggered that up for me! Don't blame me mate, it's not my fault he was down to his knees, I'm just relaying information I imagine that'd be a difficult one to pull off to eh, if you'll excuse the pun, how'd you swing that with a bird, 'yeah, uh, my mates gonna watch and wank, alright?', Bud's game must've been WAY fuckin' strong, thats like Goldie from The Mack levels of mind control 5 minutes ago, Angelica said: 3:18ish. For reals. 🤣❤️ What I wanna know is, what the fuck was the tranny doing up on the roof? I have this image of RuPaul with twisted ankles, high heels jammed in the guttering laying fuckin' tiles I don't think I've ever seen a tranny roofer. Edited May 10, 2020 by Len Cnut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelica Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Just now, Len Cnut said: Don't blame me mate, it's not my fault he was down to his knees, I'm just relaying information I imagine that'd be a difficult one to pull off to eh, if you'll excuse the pun, how'd you swing that with a bird, 'yeah, uh, my mates gonna watch and wank, alright?', Bud's game must've been WAY fuckin' strong, thats like Goldie from The Mack levels of mind control What I wanna know is, what the fuck was the tranny doing up on the roof? I have this imagine of RuPaul with twisted ankles, high heels jammed in the guttering laying fuckin' tiles I don't think I've ever seen a tranny roofer. So naive...🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Whenever his music comes on, I will always now have an image of Buddy Holly, this bespectacled nerd, shagging Peggy Sue with a donkey dick whilst Little Richard watches, doing one of those archetypal ''Little Richard'' faces, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Angelica said: So naive...🤣 Didn't he say he was helping them or something? Like, trying to reform them? I heard Gladstone was known for doing that, roaming red light districts or whatever the Victorian era equivalent was, trying to 'reform' prostitutes. Yeah, re-form the shape of their fannies, the dirty old goat Poor Ed, he shoulda just came out, I don't think that many people would've been surprised, my boy Rich (Pryor) didn't mind admitting on stage that he'd sucked a cock or two. Edited May 10, 2020 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelica Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Dazey said: Which makes Eddie Murphy doing anti gay jokes while impersonating James Brown and wearing a leather jumpsuit rather meta does it not? 3:34 🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 12 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Whenever his music comes on, I will always now have an image of Buddy Holly, this bespectacled nerd, shagging Peggy Sue with a donkey dick whilst Little Richard watches, doing one of those archetypal ''Little Richard'' faces, None of this is anything he ever denied by the way, he openly admitted it. I remember him saying in some interview or another that, back in the 50s, he used to have 8 or 9 wanks a day. 8 or 9, Christ almighty! Thats stamina for you. He loved an orgy too. Apparently he was the greatest organizer of backstage orgies ever known. And then they tell you the 50s were conservative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 I remember reading in an Elvis biography that Presley shagged Debbie Paget up against a wall. That is my only contribution! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Len Cnut said: You'll like this, he used to love to watch and wank. You know me so well. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dazey said: You know me so well. It did occur to me whilst typing that ‘hang on, is he gonna realise I meant like the funny side of it as opposed to you’ll like this cuz you’re a foul deviant pervert’ But then I thought, nyaah, fuck him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Len Cnut said: the funny side of it as opposed to you’ll like this cuz you’re a foul deviant pervert’ Is there ever a difference? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lame ass security Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 8 hours ago, Len Cnut said: I'm surprised a fan of Rich such as yourself has never heard this before All of that was news to me but I haven't laughed so hard since watching the Puddle of Mudd dude.😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 40 minutes ago, lame ass security said: All of that was news to me but I haven't laughed so hard since watching the Puddle of Mudd dude.😄 Go to any old interview he did with any magazine that wasn’t like...y’know, Teen Beat or that kind of shit, I remember there was a really good one with GQ a whiles back that I read, most all of it is mentioned or alluded too in that, he really wasn’t in the least bit ashamed about his shennanigans, nor should he have been, God bless him. Want another Rich factoid? Tutti Fruitti was originally about gay sex, the lyrics were pretty fuckin’ something like Tutti Fruiti good booty, if it don’t fit don’t push it, you can grease it to make it easy...but it was like fuckin’ unrecordable for obvious reasons. Part of why I loved Iggy so much cuz to be he was like a white trash Little Richard (though I am loathe to use the term white trash in reference to Monsieur Pop) Tell me you don’t hear it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lame ass security Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 7 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Go to any old interview he did with any magazine that wasn’t like...y’know, Teen Beat or that kind of shit, I remember there was a really good one with GQ a whiles back that I read, most all of it is mentioned or alluded too in that, he really wasn’t in the least bit ashamed about his shennanigans, nor should he have been, God bless him. Want another Rich factoid? Tutti Fruitti was originally about gay sex, the lyrics were pretty fuckin’ something like Tutti Fruiti good booty, if it don’t fit don’t push it, you can grease it to make it easy...but it was like fuckin’ unrecordable for obvious reasons. Part of why I loved Iggy so much cuz to be he was like a white trash Little Richard (though I am loathe to use the term white trash in reference to Monsieur Pop) Tell me you don’t hear it Oh yeah, definitely hear it. I need to listen to the stooges more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 51 minutes ago, lame ass security said: Oh yeah, definitely hear it. I need to listen to the stooges more. another Rich-esque Stooges track! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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