Free Bird Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Sausagebrain said: For Axl... Tom Cruise? (Yes, really. In that otherwise crap film 'Rock of Ages', he actually did a reasonable impression of Axl's offstage demeanour). For Melissa - Lady Gaga (or if she isn't available - any blue haired hipster off if Instagram will do). For Frank - Flo Rida (that party rapper who was famous a decade ago) For Izzy - Richie Edwards (ex Manic Street Preacher. Although he has been missing for about 25 years) For Richard - Izzy Stradlin'. For Slash - Dawn French (yes, really. She did a good Slash impression for a parody of the November Rain video). For Steve Adler - Paris Hilton For Gilby Clarke - Joe Perry For Duff - Can't top the earlier suggestion of Jane Lynch If we are doing a VMA scene - For Kurt Cobain - Cole Beasely For Elton John - Taron Egerton (after he did such a good job in Rocketman). And if we are hiring an Elton, we might as well do a scene for the Freddie Mercury Tribute too: For Brian May - Slash For Joe Elliott - Duff For Robert Plant - Matt Sorum For James Hetfield - one of the extras from the Lion King Broadway show. A GNR movie wouldn't include any member post '95. Probably not even a member post '90. If you try to include the years after the breakup in the mid 90s, this movie would be the most boring movie in history ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sausagebrain Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Free Bird said: A GNR movie wouldn't include any member post '95. Probably not even a member post '90. If you try to include the years after the breakup in the mid 90s, this movie would be the most boring movie in history ever. Or it could be a multi part, intergenerational epic like the Godfather trilogy! (Or an overlong, bathetic mess like the Atlas Shrugged trilogy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlvai Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 The movie has to end in 1995/96 and show pictures since 97 to 2016 on the rolling credits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 Danny De Vito as Elton John and Lou Ferrigno as Chris 'Mothergoose' Pitman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbaugerud Posted December 10, 2020 Author Share Posted December 10, 2020 It may sound stupid, but would bandana brother, Hulk Hogan, be a terrible fit as Axl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbaugerud Posted December 10, 2020 Author Share Posted December 10, 2020 On 12/8/2020 at 8:18 PM, axlvai said: The movie has to end in 1995/96 and show pictures since 97 to 2016 on the rolling credits. Shouldn't it end when Buckethead watches pornography in the chicken cage in the studio? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiedingle Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 Perfect later age Axl if only she was still around :-( 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Guapo Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Please, no movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
action Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 "adventures in babysitting" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbaugerud Posted December 11, 2020 Author Share Posted December 11, 2020 11 minutes ago, janrichmond said: Should the Benny Hill Theme song REPLACE Looney Tunes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, tbaugerud said: Should the Benny Hill Theme song REPLACE Looney Tunes? and close the show with the same theme, all chasing Melissa around the stage? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freightrain Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 On 12/6/2020 at 8:06 PM, MaskingApathy said: There's not going to be a GnR movie, none of them are going to sign off on it. if the money is good enough they'll fucking do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyVinyard Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 Female Axl Rose Reacts to Axl Rose - YouTube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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