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2 hours ago, Sausagebrain said:

For Axl... Tom Cruise? (Yes, really. In that otherwise crap film 'Rock of Ages', he actually did a reasonable impression of Axl's offstage demeanour).

For Melissa - Lady Gaga (or if she isn't available - any blue haired hipster off if Instagram will do).

For Frank - Flo Rida (that party rapper who was famous a decade ago)

For Izzy - Richie Edwards (ex Manic Street Preacher. Although he has been missing for about 25 years)

For Richard - Izzy Stradlin'.

For Slash - Dawn French (yes, really. She did a good Slash impression for a parody of the November Rain video).

For Steve Adler - Paris Hilton

For Gilby Clarke - Joe Perry

For Duff -  Can't top the earlier suggestion of Jane Lynch

If we are doing a VMA scene -

For Kurt Cobain - Cole Beasely

For Elton John - Taron Egerton (after he did such a good job in Rocketman).

 

And if we are hiring an Elton, we might as well do a scene for the Freddie Mercury Tribute too:

For Brian May - Slash

For Joe Elliott - Duff

For Robert Plant - Matt Sorum

For James Hetfield - one of the extras from the Lion King Broadway show.

 

A GNR movie wouldn't include any member post '95.

Probably not even a member post '90.

If you try to include the years after the breakup in the mid 90s, this movie would be the most boring movie in history ever.

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2 hours ago, Free Bird said:

A GNR movie wouldn't include any member post '95.

Probably not even a member post '90.

If you try to include the years after the breakup in the mid 90s, this movie would be the most boring movie in history ever.

Or it could be a multi part, intergenerational epic like the Godfather trilogy!

 

(Or an overlong, bathetic mess like the Atlas Shrugged trilogy)

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