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On 12/12/2020 at 3:18 PM, ©GnrPersia said:

Adult Entertainer sounds like a reasonable job.

 

he's an adult

he likes to entertain

open and shut case.

 

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Axl Rose podcast.  hes pretty smart and supposed to be funny, so he could probably give Joe Rogan a run for his money.  the difference is Axl has WAAAAAAAAAY cooler real life stories than Joe does.  And Axl would probably kick some guests asses once they piss him off.  I'd definitely love to hear him interact with other rock legends as well as the diverse backgrounds of Rogans guests.  would be fascinating to me.

 

and of course there would be that inevitable Maury Povich episode where Maury does paternity tests on several dozen millenials who claim Axl could be there dad.  man, we would see Axl sweat more that episode that all of the shows he has ever done combined.

 

but realistically I can see him opening a Brazilian bed and breakfast.  a nice place where the food is great and all of the ladies wake up the next morning with a Brazilian wax, whether they requested ot or not.  RnFNR!

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9 minutes ago, Chester 524 said:

Axl Rose podcast.  hes pretty smart and supposed to be funny, so he could probably give Joe Rogan a run for his money.  the difference is Axl has WAAAAAAAAAY cooler real life stories than Joe does.  And Axl would probably kick some guests asses once they piss him off.  I'd definitely love to hear him interact with other rock legends as well as the diverse backgrounds of Rogans guests.  would be fascinating to me.

 

that would actually be awesome

he could engage all his self-help, personal development interests... his political bent... his love of music and pull from his career for endless stories and anecdotes with his star power and contacts ensuring endless interesting guests

he could do ayahuasca... and listening to music business stories and the creative process of music would be way better than anecdotes about the Comedy Store.

 

he'd really have to let his guard down, though, in a way that might be antithetical to who he actually is. that said, it seemed like he liked having a soap-box in his prime. 

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3 hours ago, Chester 524 said:

Axl Rose podcast.  hes pretty smart and supposed to be funny, so he could probably give Joe Rogan a run for his money.  the difference is Axl has WAAAAAAAAAY cooler real life stories than Joe does.  And Axl would probably kick some guests asses once they piss him off.  I'd definitely love to hear him interact with other rock legends as well as the diverse backgrounds of Rogans guests.  would be fascinating to me.

 

and of course there would be that inevitable Maury Povich episode where Maury does paternity tests on several dozen millenials who claim Axl could be there dad.  man, we would see Axl sweat more that episode that all of the shows he has ever done combined.

 

but realistically I can see him opening a Brazilian bed and breakfast.  a nice place where the food is great and all of the ladies wake up the next morning with a Brazilian wax, whether they requested ot or not.  RnFNR!

I heard he was working on the podcast but is having to re-record all of it because Bob Ezrin didn't find it interesting enough

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Not music anymore, his star once shined so brightly but, due to the beaurocracy, business, court situations and his complex emotional world, it has now dimmed.  It is time for him to shine somewhere else.  So my choice is conservationist and animal advocate, he would be great at this:).

I dont think anything porn based would interest him, being the rock star that he was it must have been like me working in a cake shop, eating every cake in site and making myself sick! :o

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On 12/19/2020 at 8:24 PM, Chester 524 said:

Axl Rose podcast.  hes pretty smart and supposed to be funny, so he could probably give Joe Rogan a run for his money.  the difference is Axl has WAAAAAAAAAY cooler real life stories than Joe does.  And Axl would probably kick some guests asses once they piss him off.  I'd definitely love to hear him interact with other rock legends as well as the diverse backgrounds of Rogans guests.  would be fascinating to me.

YES. I think he has a great talking voice and it would be asmr heaven for alot of people. Plus if that interview back in 2008 (I think it was?) the one with Bach and Ian is any indication, then yeah like you said he's got some great stories to tell us all.

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On 12/20/2020 at 3:24 AM, Chester 524 said:

Axl Rose podcast.  hes pretty smart and supposed to be funny, so he could probably give Joe Rogan a run for his money.  the difference is Axl has WAAAAAAAAAY cooler real life stories than Joe does.  And Axl would probably kick some guests asses once they piss him off.  I'd definitely love to hear him interact with other rock legends as well as the diverse backgrounds of Rogans guests.  would be fascinating to me.

Well his voice acting in GTA: San Andreas radio station is kind of an indication of what this might sound like...

 

 

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