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Change them in any way you can/want, for fun!


To start off with:

Anything Goes, except it's about being stuck in a maze.

 

[Verse 1]

I've been walking 'round, walking 'round vexed
Always hungry for escape that I haven't found yet
Hey stranger lady, you got something to use?
'cause, I've got nothing, no compass to guide you


[Chorus]
My way, your way, any way goes tonight
My way, your way, any way goes to

[Verse 2]
Minotaur in maze, looking for prey to seize.
I know you're startled, but no time to freeze.
Turn left, turn right, your hand to the wall,
As long as we keep moving, we won't be in palls.

[Chorus]
My way, your way, any way goes tonight
My way, your way, any way goes toni-i-i-i-i-ght, yeah-yeah
My way, your way, any way goes tonight
My way, your way, any way goes tonight!

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
My way, your way, any way goes tonight
My way, your way, any way goes tonight, oh yeah
My way, your way, any way goes tonight-ay-ay-ay-ay, yeah
My way, your way, any way goes tonight
My way, your way, any way goes tonight

[Outro]
Tonight, tonight, tonight
Any way goes tonight
Oh woah woah woah, woah...
Said any way goes tonight

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Here, I wrote something short and original for you guys:

You know I would have preferred,
if you didn't come in just to spill turds,
Your words are less joyful, than a spicy shit of a bird.

I like to make things that I think would be fun,
but you drop lines implying, that you'd rather I be done.
I don't know why you're such a hater,
just because my posts, to you, do not cater.

Can't someone be new and not rue their joy?

 

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33 minutes ago, BucketEgg said:

Here, I wrote something short and original for you guys:

You know I would have preferred,
if you didn't come in just to spill turds,
Your words are less joyful, than a spicy shit of a bird.

I like to make things that I think would be fun,
but you drop lines implying, that you'd rather I be done.
I don't know why you're such a hater,
just because my posts, to you, do not cater.

Can't someone be new and not rue their joy?

 

Woah woah woah… no one spilled any turds :lol:

Also, I get it may be a fun idea for some but I just don’t think it’s in the right section is all :)

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2 hours ago, BucketEgg said:

 

Change them in any way you can/want, for fun!


To start off with:

Anything Goes, except it's about being stuck in a maze.

 

[Verse 1]

I've been walking 'round, walking 'round vexed
Always hungry for escape that I haven't found yet
Hey stranger lady, you got something to use?
'cause, I've got nothing, no compass to guide you


[Chorus]
My way, your way, any way goes tonight
My way, your way, any way goes to

[Verse 2]
Minotaur in maze, looking for prey to seize.
I know you're startled, but no time to freeze.
Turn left, turn right, your hand to the wall,
As long as we keep moving, we won't be in palls.

[Chorus]
My way, your way, any way goes tonight
My way, your way, any way goes toni-i-i-i-i-ght, yeah-yeah
My way, your way, any way goes tonight
My way, your way, any way goes tonight!

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
My way, your way, any way goes tonight
My way, your way, any way goes tonight, oh yeah
My way, your way, any way goes tonight-ay-ay-ay-ay, yeah
My way, your way, any way goes tonight
My way, your way, any way goes tonight

[Outro]
Tonight, tonight, tonight
Any way goes tonight
Oh woah woah woah, woah...
Said any way goes tonight

No need for all these efforts. Just go to any NITL shows and listen to your favorite songs butchered professionally.

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15 minutes ago, D4NNY said:

Wow 😂 but nothing tops WTTJ at Bridge School.. 

“Welcome to the jungle, we got fun n’ games, we got everything you want said honey we know the names because you… knees!! You got the money honey we got what ya need!”

No joints needed for that one 😂
 

He almost started singing You're Crazy I'm sure when he wheezed and kneesed... fuck it, time to put it on 😂

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1 hour ago, D4NNY said:

Wow 😂 but nothing tops WTTJ at Bridge School.. 

“Welcome to the jungle, we got fun n’ games, we got everything you want said honey we know the names because you… knees!! You got the money honey we got what ya need!”

No joints needed for that one 😂
 

Indeed the most ridiculous shit I have ever seen from Axl. Seriously. The man sometimes just doesn't give a fuck!

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1 hour ago, Nintari said:

Indeed the most ridiculous shit I have ever seen from Axl. Seriously. The man sometimes just doesn't give a fuck!

I did feel bad for him in that one, I think the rumour mill at the time was he was pretty ill? If memory serves me well 🤔 

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1 hour ago, D4NNY said:

I did feel bad for him in that one, I think the rumour mill at the time was he was pretty ill? If memory serves me well 🤔 

Yes, I think it was chalked up to bronchitis or something. But still... the man knew he couldn't sing that night. Why not go baritone? Oh, that's right, because Axl. lol

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20 hours ago, kanecrescente said:

He almost started singing You're Crazy I'm sure when he wheezed and kneesed... fuck it, time to put it on 😂

To be fair I just watched it through fully, musically not bad at all! The band *minus Ashba* were almost always on point. Better was a nice addition to the set, vocally not great but there was some moments of strength in his voice. Was it as cringe as I remembered though…? yes 😅

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On 5/23/2023 at 1:39 PM, Nintari said:

Yes, I think it was chalked up to bronchitis or something. But still... the man knew he couldn't sing that night. Why not go baritone? Oh, that's right, because Axl. lol

He had strep throat. It's easy to take the piss. But the reality is despite not being well Axl turned up and played two shows to benefit disabled young people. Respect him that. And it was only really Jungle that he struggled with at the first show.

On 5/23/2023 at 9:20 PM, kanecrescente said:

Bollocks - he was pissed as a fart!

He had strep throat and still stepped up to play two charity shows.

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7 hours ago, Gunner Gilby said:

He had strep throat. It's easy to take the piss. But the reality is despite not being well Axl turned up and played two shows to benefit disabled young people. Respect him that. And it was only really Jungle that he struggled with at the first show.

I can respect him for showing up and performing despite being unwell, but not for performing in a manner that he knew would be horrendous... and shit on me, it was the most horrendous display I've literally ever seen out of him. Literally.

As I said, there are vocal techniques he could have employed that would have made for a far better performance (as evident by some of the shows he did recently after damaging his voice). Why he didn't do that, is anyone's guess.

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