I am not Axl Rose! 🤣🤭

[SoulMonster]

29 minutes ago, Karice said:

So, apparently 15 people think I am Axl Rose(14 people think I am Axl Rose and one person thinks that I am Dexter(Dexter is an Axl Rose Account) 🤣😳 Shocked laughter once again! 

When will you release Eye On You??!

[Sweersa]

Dear Axl,

Thank you for your amazing music. Will any of Bucket and/or Robin's work be featured on future GN'R material?

Thank you,

Alex

[Karice]

10 hours ago, SoulMonster said:

When will you release Eye On You??!

Never. Because I am not Axl Rose! My name is Karice! 😅

[D4NNY]

11 minutes ago, Karice said:

Never. Because I am not Axl Rose! My name is Karice! 😅

No it isn't.. 😅 you said you mixed your real name with Clarice from Silance of the Lambs to make the username 'Karice'. Maybe that slip up indicates you are actually Axl ha!

Edited November 18 by D4NNY

[Sausagebrain]

8 minutes ago, Karice said:

Never. Because I am not Axl Rose! My name is Karice! 😅

Now look - you are protesting too much. You are blatantly Axl in disguise, and everyone knows it! 

While you are here - tell us when you are going to make everyone on this forum's dreams come true.... when are you going to reunite with DJ Ashba? 

[Karice]

2 hours ago, D4NNY said:

No it isn't.. 😅 you said you mixed your real name with Clarice from Silance of the Lambs to make the username 'Karice'. Maybe that slip up indicates you are actually Axl ha!

You remember when I said that? Hides under bed covers again. 🛏️ My real name is Karen and I chose to make a portmanteau of Karen and Clarice from Silence Of The Lams(Kar for Karen and ice for Clarice) 😀💡

Edited November 18 by Karice

[colonizedmind]

Get off the weird corners of the internet and get typing! 

 

 

 

Edited November 19 by colonizedmind

[Karice]

Hmm. Did the ACTUAL "Dexter," deny who he REALLY was at first or was he straight up open and honest right off the bat about his true identity? Because I feel that makes a difference on the skeptical responses I am getting. 🤔💡

[Lio]

8 minutes ago, Karice said:

Hmm. Did the ACTUAL "Dexter," deny who he REALLY was at first or was he straight up open and honest right off the bat about his true identity? Because I feel that makes a difference on the skeptical responses I am getting. 🤔💡

No, he jumped in on a discussion where they were discussing Fernando, I believe. And it was clear from the get go it was Axl. I mean, of course people didn't or couldn't believe it at first, but he didn't pretend to be anyone else. If you haven't yet, you should read the thread.

[SoulMonster]

2 hours ago, Karice said:

Hmm. Did the ACTUAL "Dexter," deny who he REALLY was at first or was he straight up open and honest right off the bat about his true identity? Because I feel that makes a difference on the skeptical responses I am getting. 🤔💡

I think he actually lied at first and claimed he was a woman named "Karen", but then he came clean.

Edited November 19 by SoulMonster

[Karice]

6 hours ago, SoulMonster said:

I think he actually lied at first and claimed he was a woman named "Karen", but then he came clean.

LMAO! 🤣🤭 You had me in the first few words! 🤣🤭

[El Guapo]

3 hours ago, Karice said:

LMAO! 🤣🤭 You had me in the first few words! 🤣🤭

That's our Axl, so easy to amuse! 

[Karice]

2 hours ago, El Guapo said:

That's our Axl, so easy to amuse! 

Uh, are you sure you're not mistaking Axl for someone else? Axl isn't so easy to amuse, in fact, he used to get REALLY PISSED off at VERY LITTLE things! ☢️ He's gotten better at his temper, but STILL gets PISSED like the time he was SURROUNDED by Fans in 2016 after a three hour show and just wanted to go unwind and relax and had already signed a LOT of autographs and a Fan had the AUDACIOUS AUDACITY to say,"Sir, you didn't give me an Autograph. Axl's face looked like 😵‍💫😒🤨🧐🙄 He told a Fan,"Get out of my face!" 😡🤬 And the Fan apologized. In another recent Axl video, Axl said something like,"Get the fuck away from me!" 😡🤬 To Fans who were harassing him  and started RUNNING AWAY!  🤣🤭

Edited November 20 by Karice

[Karice]

Here is more EVIDENCE that I am NOT Axl Rose! I posted,"I'm surprised that Axl's Mother just stood there and let Stephen physically abuse Axl when Axl was a child and a Teen, when he should have said, That's it, I'm divorcing your sorry ass and taking Axl, Amy, and Stuart with me!" And then divorced Stephen ..Poster responded,"Actually, technically,"Axl," didn't exist yet when Axl was being physically abused by Stephen. He was still called William or Bill or even Billy, not Axl. She would have called him William, Billy, or Bill." In another post, I wrote something like,"They sent a sexual lawsuit paper to Do you REALLY think I would have made that Axl's CHILDHOOD home? 😵‍💫 WTF? Axl hasn't lived in that house since 1970! A Poster responded something like,"AXL NEVER lived in that house. I responded,"Yes, Axl lived in that house childhood home, what are you talking about? 🤨They responded, AXL  didn't even EXIST yet when he was a child. He was called William Bailey, so they sent it to William Bailey's childhood home, not AXL'S childhood home..😉

 

Do you REALLY think I'd make these mistakes I were the REAL Axl? 😵‍💫 

Edited November 20 by Karice

[Rudi_aus_Buddeln]

35 minutes ago, Karice said:

Here is more EVIDENCE that I am NOT Axl Rose! I posted,"I'm surprised that Axl's Mother just stood there and let Stephen physically abuse Axl when Axl was a child and a Teen, when he should have said, That's it, I'm divorcing your sorry ass and taking Axl, Amy, and Stuart with me!" And then divorced Stephen ..Poster responded,"Actually, technically,"Axl," didn't exist yet when Axl was being physically abused by Stephen. He was still called William or Bill or even Billy, not Axl. She would have called him William, Billy, or Bill." In another post, I wrote something like,"They sent a sexual lawsuit paper to Do you REALLY think I would have made that Axl's CHILDHOOD home? 😵‍💫 WTF? Axl hasn't lived in that house since 1970! A Poster responded something like,"AXL NEVER lived in that house. I responded,"Yes, Axl lived in that house childhood home, what are you talking about? 🤨They responded, AXL  didn't even EXIST yet when he was a child. He was called William Bailey, so they sent it to William Bailey's childhood home, not AXL'S childhood home..😉

 

Do you REALLY think I'd make these mistakes I were the REAL Axl? 😵‍💫 

you should go see a doctor

[Karice]

6 hours ago, Rudi_aus_Buddeln said:

you should go see a doctor

It was a joke that doesn't seem to have landed as well as I was expecting. ☢️

[Karice]

I am a 40 year old woman. Axl is older than my Dad by almost two months. I am.not Axl Rose. 🤣🤭

[Its Tino]

Why isn’t batshit crazy an option on the poll?

[Free Bird]

I’m not Axl Rose, I’m Manuel Neuer.

[Karice]

1 hour ago, Free Bird said:

I’m not Axl Rose, I’m Manuel Neuer.

Manuel Neuer is a German Soccer Player. Weird that you would claim to be a random German Soccer Player. 🤔💡

[Free Bird]

4 hours ago, Karice said:

Manuel Neuer is a German Soccer Player. Weird that you would claim to be a random German Soccer Player. 🤔💡

Sorry, I couldn’t resist. It’s an insider joke that only German citizens are able understand.

[jamillos]

37 minutes ago, Free Bird said:

Sorry, I couldn’t resist. It’s an insider joke that only German citizens are able understand.

Ze Germans, maybe with the exception of Henning Wehn, do not like jokes. Wasting time like that is grossly inefficient! 

[axljungle]

Perhaps you don’t know you’re Axl Rose

[SoulMonster]

Perhaps none of us are and Axl Rose is just an imaginary friend we made along the way.

Nah, just kidding. Karice is clearly Axl.

[Karice]

1 hour ago, SoulMonster said:

Perhaps none of us are and Axl Rose is just an imaginary friend we made along the way.

Nah, just kidding. Karice is clearly Axl.

I'm going to 🏃‍♀️ to my 🛏️.