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What songs do you like but have really lame-oh lyrics?

Acacia avenue by Iron Maiden is a bit eeeeeh. Though it's funny how bad the lyrics are. Constantly on about a prozzy like "50 quid is all she asks for!" "You might even get it freeeeee" Though the song is awesome!

Then theres dancing in the moonlight by Thin Lizzy

"I always get chocolate stains on my pants" hehe funny :P

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Bike by pink floyd :lol:

BIKE IS AMAZING...also the rest of syd's solo stuff :lol:

i'm so glad by creme

rooster landing part. 1/Lime time by buckethead :lol: gotta love it

shake my tree by covrdale/page..the name just cracks me up...too bad he's trying tooooo hard to be plant :(

anything by tenacious d...haha...sounds like jack black wrote them while he played the song for the first time

trippin on a hole in a paper heart... by stone temple pilots...what the fuck does this song mean????...it is jibberish... :unsure:

dylan's self portrait album...as an album in its lyrical and musical value was absolute shit :scared:

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Rocks Off has some spectacular lyrics. Look:

Oh yeah!

I hear you talking when I'm on the street,

Your mouth don't move but I can hear you speak.

What's the matter with the boy?

He don't come around no more,

Is he checking out for sure?

Is he gonna close the door on me?

I'm always hearing voices on the street,

I want to shout, but I can't hardly speak.

I was making love last night

To a dancer friend of mine.

I can't seem to stay in step,

'Cause she come ev'ry time that she pirouettes over me.

And I only get my rocks off while I'm dreaming,

I only get my rocks off while I'm sleeping.

I'm zipping through the days at lightning speed.

Plug in, flush out and fire the fuckin' feed.

Heading for the overload,

Splattered on the dirty road,

Kick me like you've kicked before,

I can't even feel the pain no more.

But I only get my rocks off while I'm dreaming, (only get them off)

I only get my rocks off while I'm sleeping.

Feel so hypnotized, can't describe the scene.

Its all mesmerized all that inside me.

The sunshine bores the daylights out of me.

Chasing shadows moonlight mystery.

Headed for the overload,

Splattered on the dirty road,

Kick me like you've kicked before,

I can't even feel the pain no more.

But I only get my rocks off while I'm dreaming (only get them off, get them off),

I only get my rocks off while I'm sleeping (only get them off, get them off).

Awesome, AWESOME song, but lyrics? Don't sound like Stones at all. Sheesh, all I can tell you is there was no viagra back then :rolleyes:

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Lol

Megadeth- Symphony of Destruction..

The chorus goes

"Just like the pied piper, led rats through the streets

Dance like the Marionettes, Swaying to the symphony of destruction"

Also, "Now You're A Man" by the awesome DVDA

"What makes a man, is it the woman in his arms? Just cause she has big titties?

Or Is It The Way, He Fights everyday......no it's probably the titties" :P

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