Appetite For Waiting Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 (edited) An interview with a certain legendary large-hatted guitarist has sparked rumours that Velvet Revolver will open for Guns N' Roses at four dates this summer. "It's really fuckin' great that we'll all have the chance to play together again. I mean, we have tried really fuckin' hard to make it out there on our own, but I mean, we just have to face it man, there just isn't really room for our nostalgic rock these days. I mean, listen to Axl's new fuckin' songs [some demos from the long-awaited Guns N' Roses album Chinese Democracy leaked last week]. They're fuckin' awesome! It's just like, well, like he decided the 80s are over and that you've just gotta move with the fuckin' times. We've done our best, but we've just come to the conclusion that we're nothing without Axl. We need him like piss needs a dick! I mean, nobody ripped the fuckin' piss outta us when Axl was our frontman. But now, with Scott and everything, well, the guy gets the pissed ripped outta him by even Jonathan fuckin' Ross at Live 8. I mean, fuck man! We used to rule the world. Now System of a fuckin' Down headline Download [the band played at the Download Festival in 2005] and we're left footin' the fuckin' bill. Axl shows his cornrowed head and he immediately gets the headline spot! Sometimes, I'm at the front of the stage, and I see Scott having some sort of a fuckin' retard attack, lookin' like some sort of a fuckin' gyratin' worm, and I just think: "man, why the fuck did I ever leave?" Fuck, man! Thank fuckin' God that Axl's coat-tails are there to be grabbed onto again!" Edited March 5, 2006 by Appetite For Waiting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garden Of Eden Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 Where is your s urce, biatch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoungeFly04 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 Sounds fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Star Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 (edited) OH MY FUCKING GOD!that is amazing!Not! :xmasschef2: No sources! Edited March 5, 2006 by Death Star Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick85 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 is this a joke? a source would be capital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHANGED40 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 wtf, what fuckin' blog did you get this from ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.b Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 (edited) Ohh cant wait... EDIT: I cant believe people are actually looking for sources, OMG like, just fuckin read it... Edited March 5, 2006 by mr.b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnernj Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 fake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takeshi Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 Give us the link or we'll assume it's bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ohdistortedsmile1789 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 How long did that take you to write? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildrose Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 why? what do you gain out of making this up?Monty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicarious existence Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 obviously fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 You're a dumbass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W. Axl Kev Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 That is not even funny. I burst into tears of joy half way through that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannon21 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 We should do Saddam Hussein on your ass fakest shit ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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